Presenter: Now, for the best male character, for the most angsty to save Kuchiki Rukia and for having shown how much he cares for her, are nominees: Kon, Kuchiki Byakuya, and Kurosaki Ichigo.
Kon:
Byakuya: ...
Ichigo: Too foreseeable...
Presenter: And the winner is... *roll drum* ...
KON!
Kon:
Byakuya: ...
Ichigo: What's the fu#%£$ hell is that?
Kon: I am the big star of the movie and I love Nee-san much more than you, that's all.
Ichigo: Stop telling stupid things,
I am the hero,
I saved Rukia,
I am the one who lo... Well, stupid little thing, it's
ME, give me this award now!
Kon: Never! Nee-saaaaaaaaaan!
Byakuya: ...
Ichigo: It's a fake. You put your name in the envelope before the ceremony! That's impossible!
Kon: No no no, I am the star, I love Nee-san, I won, I was the most important character of the movie and I didn't forget her, even not a short second, I love her, I am the one who cares the most of her! Nee-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Rukia: Shut up now, both idiots!
Ichigo: Stupid plush, I said...
Byakuya: ...
Ban-kai.
Kon:
Ichigo: What's the...
Toshiro: Why wasn't I nominated? Even if I don't care about Kuchiki, I am the most popular Bleach character, and I was the hero of the second movie...

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