You Know You Watch Too Much Bleach When [YKYWTMBW]

[Geta Boshi]

YKYWTMBW

- When you know what YHBT means

- When Golden Week is a dreaded word aka killjoy

- When you join your school's knitting club thinking you will encounter a Quincy

- when you picture anyone in a black trenchcoat as Zangetsu



Some old ones from 05

YKYWTMBW



* You enjoy sitting hours saying bankai twice like Ichigo

* Everytime you see Matrix it reminds you of Tensa Zangetsu

* 'Temme' is now your favourite catch phrase

* You can sing and hum the OT & ET without actually understanding their meaning

* There is more than 1 type of soul you known (Mod Soul)

* Pez Dispensers remind you of Chappy

* Black is your favorite color

* You uknowingly start referrig to plushies as Kon

* You dont gift your girlfrnd/sisters Plushies fearing Kon

* You refer Taito kubo in league of Shakesphere,Tolostoy,Hemmingway

* Uno is no longer a Russian card game no more ,it has a deeper meaning

* Everytime you see a kid with a bat it reminds you of Jinta

* When you see a guy on street wearing a trench coat and shades ,You are reminded of Zangetsu

* New found respect and admiration for black cats

* Sakura is not just another chara from Naruto anymore it signifies Bya

[Shannon]

YKYWTMBW:

+You add Bleach puns in the your speech, ex. "Hey, I'm iching for some food, so can you go get me some in the fridge?" Then start laughing uncontrollably.

+You throw petals in the air, claiming that you have Byakuya's zanpaktou in your possession.

[spacecat]

You try to walk around with a smile and your eyes closed all the time.

hmm really I didn't try it :p

[Shannon]

^ LOL.

YKYWTMBWY- Get green contacts, wear eyeliner to make you look melancholic, and draw tear stains on your face. Then go to school with a sad face. :(

[StrawberryLover]

I think you can tell you watch too much Bleach when you go to school pissed off and your friends first question is "Whats happened in Bleach now?" but thats only my thoughts :)

[Gintoki]

YKYWTMBW

you start wearing bells on your hair, to let the people around you hear that you are here.

[Ogihci]

YKYWTMBW:

Every glimmer in the crner of your eye means that a hollow just passed and didn't sense you.

[MCRdeathGOD]

YKYWTMBW:

You dye your hair orange and say that it's your natural hair colour.

[Ogihci]

You believe that you can call you zanpakutou by stabbing yourself..(note: I never tried it but a friend did!!! lol good thing i gave him a rubber knife...)

[Gintoki]

YKYWTMBW when you start visiting Boards like Bleachasylum hrhr.

[Mz D]

When your mom/housemate/partner asks you to buy some Bleach from the shop and you come back with a couple of the manga books.

When you have a fight with an 8 year old boy over a Kon keyring. (This one is true maybe only for me)

[Ness]

YKYWTMBW:

You try to open up the dimension to Hueco Mundo by slicing the air with your fingers.

You talk to your knife/sword.

You jump in the air, eyes closed, and feel like you did a shunpo.

You take your grandpa's stick and poke your chest, hoping that your soul comes out.

[Geta Boshi]

YKYWTMBW

When you try to say Honno like Hichi and try perfecting it

[Ep 124]

[Sexta Espada]

YKYWTMBW you open your mouth and start having a weird daydream like you're gonna turn into a transforming robot in the future with many missile artillery and gatling guns.

[Geta Boshi]

YKYWTMBW


When your Spanish has tremendously improved this past year

[Llama]

You jump off a sky scrapper hoping you'll fall in the small fountain below and find your Shinigami powers in a random box.

You break your glasses and push back your hair hoping to look like Aizen.

You cut off someone's arm and say "Righteous!"

You try to destroy your government and take over because you believe you have complete hypnosis.

You try to make yourself the prime suspect in a crime scene although someone els you know is behind it.

You follow a black cat hoping it will talk and transform into a hot naked woman.

You start a fight with an evil clown that looks just like you because you believe he is your inner hollow.

[Geta Boshi]

YKYWTMBW

When you see a preist you are reminded of an arrancar and are left wondering where the hole would look right

[Gothic Lolita]

when you think every chinese person looks like gin but with many hairstyles

when every time you see big boobs you think its Matsu property

when you throw petals in the air thinking it would cut someone you hate

when you dye ur hair orange and try to push ur eyebrows together

when you go and get a lion plushie

when you eat white round pills, thinking they will take ur soul out of yer body

when you follow a black cat thinking its acually yoruichi-sama

when you glew bees together, trying to make a copy of suzumibachi

when you think that superman, austin powers, Antonio Banderaz and Aizen are related.

when you become blind and think its the way of justice.

when you think its normal to jump on yer son's head to wake him up in the morning

when you think ur goffy dad might actually be a former captain.

[Llama]

YKYWTMBW

You see someone fighting with there imaginary friend and you scream HOLLOW! instead of CRAZY!

If you understand the pun of Shannon "You add Bleach puns in the your speech, ex. "Hey, I'm iching for some food, so can you go get me some in the fridge?" Then start laughing uncontrollably."

When you try to make a centipede fall in love with a plush lion toy.

You think a soccer ball can kill someone

You can sing the entire first opening and closing themes and not understand any of the japanese parts

When your on your death bed and say "A soul reaper is coming for me don't worry"

When your classified as suicidal because change your name to Kenpachi and insist people try to kill you.

When you paint a handball purple and swear it's the orb of distortion A.K.A. The Hougyoku

When you go to home depot and say "I need 3 Chads"

When you refer to breast implants as the orihime surgery.

When you refer to breast as the valley of the gods

When you see two lesbians and ask, who chizuru's who?

When you can make and laugh at all of these.

when Chuck Norris has to kill you for arguing that ichigo is the best fighter dead or alive.

When you see a panther and think of Grimmjow.

[Kolbertt]

YKYWTMBW:

You use bone remains over your face and say you are an arrancar ...
You meditate with a knife to try to communicate with the spirit of your knife
Think of using bleach as an example in your school works
Name main characters of games/stories, etc as bleach characters (and use the official spelling .S)
Wonder what you may look like if you were a hollow
participate in this thread (and the whole forum for the sake of it :P)
Dream of next chapter
Get desperate in wednesday to see the new spoiler pic---

List goes on and on...

[Llama]

Think of using bleach as an example in your school works
Guilty of that one.

YKYWTMBW you see a guy put a sword down his throat and then you scream, "Fornicarus!"

[shinikage]

-When there is an explosion and you scream "Hollow!!"
-When you bend your knee and lift your leg, drop it back, repeat it 5 times, and say, "Damn! It's hard to step on midair."
-When you started grabbing your left cheek with your right hand everytime you fight and you need vizard power.
-if you're a girl, it's when you buy a lion doll and intentionally take it to your bath ^_^

[ch1mera]

YKYWTMBW when you go to the zoo and ask the baboons if they saw Zabimaru :lmao

[CeriaHalcyon]

When you have visions of wanting to write fan fiction to correct or improve a given moment.

[ch1mera]

When you throw a full hand of sakura petals to the air, while you say "Chire Senbonzakura" :fu

[Grey Day]

when you compair your self with someone that never watched bleach :facepalm

[ch1mera]

When you :yell to your butter knife until she tell you her name :facepalm

[Grey1x]

When you :yell to your butter knife until she tell you her name :facepalm

:ohh you did that?

When you out of nowhere put your hands togheter like holding a sword and swing it down (and hitting with it somehwere getting your hand bleeding) :rotflmao.

I don't speak by experience, really :fu

[ch1mera]

When you say to someone you never talked before "Hmm You have a powerful reiatsu" LMAO

[Grey1x]

When you say at the Internet "A perv can feel the reiatsu of another perv"

*glares at Ch1* :fu

[Hiraeth]

When you have a nightmare about being chased by Nnoitra, Halibel and Ulquiorra. It was mildly disturbing.

[CeriaHalcyon]

when you find your spare time involving thoughts about what a captain's bankai might be like, and putting their attacks into account to achieve an element or even glimpse of the inner soul of a, imaginary sword...

[Nibbles]

When you hear, Justice is Blind, and think: "Tousen!"

When you reach down your stuffed animal's throat looking for the "pill"

When a small Japaneese girl lives in your closet, but no one seems to notice.

When you go to a bleach movie premere in full costume :oops

[shinikage]

^When you start thinking how rukia'll look if she was a zombie lol j/k
-When you start hitting people's forehead with knife's hilt.
-When you fish using a doll of a loli as a bait. :D

[Skotty]

YKYWTMBW you see the word justice and automatically think of Tousen.

[ch1mera]

YKYWTMBW you get a kitchen knife and shout out "Bankai" :facepalm

[H!Mandy]

D:
I'm guilty of:

- You try to walk around with a smile and your eyes closed all the time.

- When your Spanish has tremendously improved this past year

- You break your glasses and push back your hair hoping to look like Aizen.

- When you say at the Internet "A perv can feel the reiatsu of another perv"
xD

- when you find your spare time involving thoughts about what a captain's bankai might be like, and putting their attacks into account to achieve an element or even glimpse of the inner soul of a, imaginary sword...

-you see the word justice and automatically think of Tousen.

and many more XD

:ohh you did that?

When you out of nowhere put your hands togheter like holding a sword and swing it down (and hitting with it somehwere getting your hand bleeding) :rotflmao.

I don't speak by experience, really :fu

Grey, don't lie. :hm everyone knows you did it xD


YKYWTMBW....you try to look angry like Ichigo (ò.ó) for a long time...or try to sleep with your eyebrows like that xD

when you see a black butterfly and say 'omg a hell butterfly =D' and start chasing it

when you try to stick pills into the mouth of your stuffed animals so they'll get a personality and start talking and using weird powers

when you start talking alone, and when people ask 'wtf are you doing?' you say 'duh, I'm talking to a shinigami, can't you see him? lowly human, has no spirit power..'

when you hold a glass ball, imagine yourself falling into a dark hole and concentrate waiting for your reiatsu to form a sphere around you >D

when you think of wednesday/thursday as 'spoilers day'

when you join and post too much at forums like these, obviously.

I'll think of more :fu

--what about:

when you actually want to die, cause you're sure that you'll go to the Soul Society and then you'll work hard to become a shinigami~

when you hear about someone who died, and shortly afterwards, his wife died later, and you say 'he became a hollow and ate her :fu'

when someone asks: do you know Japanese? ;]
you: yes, a bit >///<
someone: what words do you know, for example? ;)
you: oh, common everyday words, such as man, woman, cute, happy
someone: ;D
you: protect, save, win, lose, defeat, sword, fight, cut, kill, useless, bastard, shit, fuck it...:nuts
someone: o_O"

[Keylimepie]

you dream you're fighting in WWII and Ulqui is there:sweat (he did look Hawt though)

[CeriaHalcyon]

When references of ordinary bleach make you think they're speaking about bleach

[Lady Mizura]

YKYWTMBW you wonder if Orange haired boys have powers like Ichigo. Thus, you like them more.

...not guilty....riiiiiiiight? :XD

[Skotty]

YKYWTMB when you start having dreams about Bleach. D:

[Keylimepie]

YKYWTMB when you spend hours teying to persuade your friends that people like byakuya and ulquiorra are MORE THAN PICTURES AND ARE QUITE POSSIBLE TEH SMEX (you dont tell you bf that of course:sweat)

[Nibbles]

YKYWTMB when you have a dream involving Ichiruki, guns, Street Driffting, Lord Voldimort, General Greivous, an Army of Dwarves and Thousand Island Dressing. (It's not as fun as it sounds :oops)

[ch1mera]

YKYWTMB when you think that your neighbours black cat is Yoruichi :facepalm

[tsuki-chan]

YKYWTMB when every time you eat a strawberry you think about Ichigo =P

[Nacchan]

YKYWTMB when you log in this (http://www.bleachasylum.com) site for 24hours/7days... :)

[shinikage]

When you start wondering what Ryuuku's zanpakuto looks like :D :D :D :D

[Rukia_42gami]

YKYWTBW
-u start dreaming bleach and it continued the next day...and the next day.....:p
-u buy a violet contact then cut ur long raven hair short and arrange ur bangs like rukia:p
-u suddenly love to wears one-piece dresses
-u use the phrase/dialog/poem in bleach when u talk to everyone
-u'r japanese&spanish marks suddenly got to the highest of ur school~:cool:
-u start using japanese/spanish when talking to everyone and call ur friends "awake" when they annoys u:p
-u like to climb to high places and jump while landing ala ninja style~
-suddenly u thank god that u're so petite~

well i'm guilty of all that............and maybe there still some that i can't remember 'em now.......ehehehehe~

[Sixkiller]

Every time some one pisses you off you instinctively grab a sword and scream BANKAI only to be completely embarrassed.

[Gear#7(dizzy)]

Suddenly love strawberry, number 15, small black hair girl, big breast, orange colour, rabbit-realted-things, stuffed-animal-toy-thing, really really sensitive with 'soul, hollow' word, imagining thing (:banana), searching for someone to talk about Bleach stuff, anything hard and sharp will be use as weapon, etc etc :lala