5 Word Story

[Tomodachi69]

Post 5 words to continue/end the last person's part of a sentence.




One day, flying pigs took....

[ezxx]

my money so i got...

[Tomodachi69]

paid by the IRS to....

[Riekie]

buy a bicycle with it.

[krompt]

So i jumped in my.....

[Gothic Lolita]

pool and broke a leg ..

[Tomodachi69]

through the ground, traveling to...

[Riekie]

broke my neck while doing..

[Tomodachi69]

crazy dances, summoning the god...

[Riekie]

of evil and all eternity

[Tomodachi69]

crumbled. I woke up, screaming...

[krompt]

for my mom and realized....

[Gothic Lolita]

she was gone so i

[Riekie]

nOT KNOWING i WAS DEAD

[Tomodachi69]

got confused and called Chuck

[Riekie]

he hang up on me

[Gothic Lolita]

so i slapped my self

[Tomodachi69]

the crotch and said, "That's

[Riekie]

in the head with fryingpan

[Gothic Lolita]

so i fainted and then ...

[Tomodachi69]

Superman woke me up and

[Gothic Lolita]

, flew me over the city ...

[Griffith]

and dropped me off at the strip club..

[Tomodachi69]

(that's more than 5 words XD)

where I saw that girl

[Gothic Lolita]

whom i fell in love ...

[Griffith]

but I got bored so...

[Tomodachi69]

I fell in love with

[Griffith]

the bartender at the club

[Gothic Lolita]

who bought me a drink ...

[Griffith]

and I got drunk so..

[Avi]

took off some of my....

[Griffith]

clothes and started dancing around...

[Avi]

like Griffith, the private dancer..

[Gothic Lolita]

who adores Deidara alot and ....

[krompt]

thinks that krompt is the.....

[Gothic Lolita]

man who will make everything ... XD

[krompt]

be alright with his magic.....

[Axie]

Wand of power that could... (XDD!)

[Avi]

Turn even Hard Gay soft..

[Griffith]

and can create monkeys from...

[Axie]

your closet because of the...

[krompt]

boggeymaN and all of his.....

[Tomodachi69]

minions with their pink tutus

[Gothic Lolita]

and sparkling, glittery little pink ...

[Griffith]

also in the closet is....

[Avi]

The wizard of Oz, Avi,

[Gothic Lolita]

who then kills himself, because ...

[Griffith]

he wants a Megan Fox...

[krompt]

and all the women in.......

[Griffith]

the galaxy so he can...

[Avi]

conquer the universe, then he

[Griffith]

gives Griffith all of it...

[krompt]

And gives Krompt a few.....

[Axie]

...And gives Axie all of it. >D

[Avi]

Then shoots griff and krompt...

[krompt]

then runs of with axie.....

[Griffith]

fails to realize Griffith, Immortal...

[Axie]

And then starts laughing because...

[Griffith]

he can blow up things...

[krompt]

just like krompt's explosive spit......

[Axie]

Along with Axie's radioactive fingertips... (O.o... XDD)

[krompt]

they banded togther to form.....

[Griffith]

neo-akatsuki, they defend the...

[Axie]

Helpless kittens of the world...

[ezxx]

so that they could eventually...

[Avi]

Meet with the villian named...

[Axie]

Kakapoposhikishire, who is evil because...

[Kojy]

Aizen, the almighty tea fan

[Avi]

Kakapoposhikishire, who is evil because...



wants to have tea with http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/newforms/small.gif

[Kojy]

me not want to have

[Griffith]

he fears the neo-akatsuki because...

[Gintoki]

he just saw Griffith's avatar...

[Avi]

.. he hates men with 4 ..

[Griffith]

tongues that can manipulate bombs...

[Axie]

And make 10 Kilometer explosions...

[Griffith]

are greater then atomic bombs...

[Avi]

.. in little kids pretend fights...

[Griffith]

jk its beyond Atomic bomb...

[Lilium]

...it is super saiyan material....

[StarryInoueSky]

...that only grows on fur...

[Gothic Lolita]

which makes it sound weird ...

[Sora Chan]

In essence it is epic

[ruukii]

and indeed epicly weird ever

[Sora Chan]

But for every ever there

[CeriaHalcyon]

was a world of wear

[Nibbles]

And all of a sudden...

[MovingTarget128]

we started this over. L33T!!

[steeve_thecold1]

uhhh my tra la la

[Nibbles]

Mmmmmm ,My ding ding dong.

[MovingTarget128]

This one time at band.....

[Nibbles]

Camp, I discovered a boy's

[steeve_thecold1]

ding ding dong. and lat3r

[MovingTarget128]

he touched me all night....

[Nibbles]

Long. Then I woke up

[MovingTarget128]

with an itchy butt

[Nibbles]

It felt like my dad.

[MovingTarget128]

and i was into it

[Nibbles]

I have discovered the meaning...

[steeve_thecold1]

of cowboy gay sex. later

[Nibbles]

I ate some oatmeal, but...

[MovingTarget128]

it smelled like my dads...

[steeve_thecold1]

ky jelly with tingleing sensation

[Nibbles]

I fed it to my...

[MovingTarget128]

sister, she liked it a lot...

[steeve_thecold1]

she tried some on her...

[Nibbles]

on her rug-burned knees.

[MovingTarget128]

i have a minute left

[Nibbles]

before my wiener internally explodes.

[steeve_thecold1]

ghghjkbngh hjjmn hj nhjnhjmnfgjugvbn...

[Nibbles]

Ouch, my dick just burst,

[steeve_thecold1]

i thought i was a chick ???

[Nibbles]

Don't people have both?

[ruukii]

this IS indeed epicly weird

[CeriaHalcyon]

takes weird to know weird