Buffet Hall - Birthday Party!

[Kolbertt]

This is the place where you can all get the free food and alcohol that most likely brought you to this party.

If it's food or drink related, you can find it here. Of course, the bathrooms are clean, free and limitless. Though of course, with the Iron Bladder you've been all provided with, it may be a bit pointless.

[Mad_Scientist]

Alan had never really felt an especially strong desire to drink before. Sure, he enjoyed an occasional glass of wine while he was still alive, but it wasn't a regular occurance. Now, though, after seeing Mircalla-sama serving as a Valet, after being teleported to a hotel with Shinigami and who knows what else...

"Can arrancar get drunk?" Alan asked aloud. He had never seriously pondered that question, but he did now. Not that he really wanted to get drunk, but maybe if he got close, it wouldn't be too bad. Grabbing a martini from a nearby tray, Alan sipped it and looked around. Ninian had followed him over to the Buffet, and seemed to be enjoying checking out the wide selection of food. For some reason, she accepted what she was seeing a lot more than him.

Alan laughed. A chance to sip drinks with Shinigami, who would have ever expected it. There was just a little bit of madness to that laugh. Just a little.

[Magest49]

Crimson went right for the Buffet Hall, feeling the urge to eat something. Slowly he walked over to the table, looking over the food and drink selection. "Holy shit..." Quickening his pace he walked down the side of the table, looking over all of it more closely. He could feel his stomach rumble as he looked. Changing course he decided that it would be better not to eat a ton a the moment for the party just started.

[Superunknown]

"HELL YEAH! LET'S GET F***ING LOADED!!!" Kizer ran off to the main table where he found a bottle of tequila. He drank it all without stopping for air. "Man! This certainly helps you out!". Kizer viciously stared the room for more alcohol, and if he were to meet any good-looking female, he would make her drunk to have it his way.

[Shdo]

Ezzo stood in front of the buffet, trying to chose what to eat first, eventually he decided to go on every piece of meat he could find. After he made a plate with almost everything he found a quiet spot and started feeding.

[Unicorn]

Alex

Alex headed towards the bar like a heat-seeking missile., leaving Gabriel to his own devices. He was a grown-up, he could take care of himself.

...

Nyarle

After the abrupt location change, Nyarle stared around her new surroundings, sniffing the air delicately. Roast meats, and the tantalizing smell of shinigami. She thought for a moment, then decided that she could hunt shinigami any day. Roast meat, however, was harder to find. Pigs didn't have the manners to roast themselves and then wander around.

She prowled the buffet table, inspecting every dish on offer. And came across the 9th Espada.

"Novena and his esteemed companion." Nyarle greeted, this time without any physical show of formality. "We were rudely interrupted earlier. Will you not eat?"

[Hiraeth]

Ren was annoyed to find that someone else had beaten her to the bar. She waited until the other woman had finished and then ordered five tequila slammers. She paused after the first one and nodded appreciatively, this was good stuff. Then she went back to the rest of them, finished them and ordered a Jager bomb and a Sex-on-the-beach which she'd always wanted to try but never gotten around to. She wondered briefly how long it would take Shinji to find her, but then shrugged, she coudl think of many fun ways to spend the time until he did, most of them involving the bottles behind the bar.

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Having somehow become separated from his master and his sisters, Otso found himself at the buffet. With a contented sigh he began piling his dish high with food and moved over to an empty table. Then he went back to get three more dishes, after which he sat down and began the ever enjoyable process of consuming all of them.

.......................................

Somehow Stern had found himself at the buffet, he sat down across from a large pink haired man and watched as he consumed plate after plate of food. The other man barely seemed to notice his presence, so Stern simply sat where he was, his eyes fluctuating violently between pink and purple.

[halfnhalf]

Unfortunantly not a hot female, Isamu jumped up right next to Kizer...hello there I see that you're a maniac....maniac...(think of the song)...vaguely remembering him from somewhere but not able to pinpoint the location, Isamu tapped the guy on the shoulder...quick redundantly. "Well you see, I am going to trash this party...a crazy drinking some of a....gun...like yourself ought to be up for it...what do you say...My partner in crime should be here soon...unfortunanly the teleportation only transported half of me first....but I somehow managaed to put myself together...u know bugs...they can survive nuclear wars....so...u up for it? And hey...whos here not to say that we can't you know...get some girls while were at it? eh eh? cool :cool: cool?"

All of a sudden a song came over the whole buffet including the dance hall...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsrDv3K7RNI

The mood was just right....

[Superunknown]

"Trash a party!? Sounds fun, but you see, I'm too busy planning to rape someone. So, maybe another..." The Guns N' Roses song started playing. "I'm going to the Garden, come if you want, I'm going to eye some beautiful girls on the beach." He was leaving the room with a drug on his left hand and some binoculars on his other hand.

[Mad_Scientist]

"So this is the new 10th Espada? Interesting." By the time Nyarle had reached him, Alan had already started finished his martini and started on some sake. Booze from every place and time was available, and Alan intended to sample quite a bit. He found that by focusing his Reiatsu, he could control the rate the alcohol was processed, and be just as lucid (or not so lucid) as he wanted.

"Will I eat? Of course I will. In a way, I've already started." Alan gestured towards Ninian, who had finished gathering a large plate of food. "I can feel anything she does, and vice versa, so when she eats, it's like I'm eating, after a fashion."

Ninian, meanwhile, was interested in the walking lizard that had shown up at the buffet and grabbed a plateful of meat. It didn't feel like a Hollow; if anything, it felt like a Shinigami. But that was quite odd, considering it's appearance. After watching the lizard devour its food in a quiet spot for a while, Ninian brought her plate over and spoke to it.

"Hello, sir. I am Ninian... a part of the 9th Espada. Would you favor me with your name?" Who knows how a lizard enteracted with humans (or things that looked like humans). Ninian wasn't certain her manner of addressing it was the right way, but she had little to go on so far.

[Shdo]

a walking ape ( :mad: ) approached Ezzo, sat down and asked him for his name, always happy to make a conversation, Ezzo complied.

"The name I was given by your kind is Ezzo Coatl, but the full name is *only static sound could be heard* the dreamwalker, but your kind refuse to hear it so I settle with Ezzo Coatl, i am also a part of a greater whole," Ezzo removed the plate from the table, deciding he ate enough.

"I do not understand what is the purpose of this meeting, its beyond me to why everyone put on masks or why do they dance in the main hall, you are so strange from time to time."

[Kaoru Miyazaki]

Rem dashed into the Buffet Hall. As he was running, he bent over and placed his hands to the floor, preforming a huge flip forward. Fortunately, he landed firmly on both feet beside the large Mantis Hollow, Isamu. A small fit of laughter burst from him as he doubled over, one arm wrapped around his stomach. "Well, that was totally pointless...", he gasped. "I should have at least attempted to land on one of the plates." The Feral Child then recovered himself and stood up straight. "Isamu-Nii! How shall we start our...", his voice dropped to a low whisper. "Reign of Terror?"

[Mad_Scientist]

The lizard was saying that she was strange? Ninian could understand that coming from a human; afterall, she was wearing an oddly shimmering, slightly transparent dress that gave one the curious impression that it was actually part of her body and not clothes at all. The fact that she was not human but an arrancar, part of one that is, could certainly make her seem strange to a human.

But to a talking lizard that spoke of vague things like being a dreamwalker and part of a greater whole? That was almost funny. Taking a closer look at Ezzo, Ninian noticed a detail that hadn't really caught her eye before: he was wearing a suit that looked like it was made of the skin of some sort of reptile. Perhaps it was snakeskin. So this talking reptile chose to wear the skin of other reptiles. Very curious.

"To be perfectly honest, I find this party to be odd as well. The entire thing seems impossible, yet I keep on finding myself wanting to accept everything I see and just 'go with the flow', so to speak. It is somewhat creepy."

Meanwhile, Alan had finished his sake and was starting on a whiskey. Gesturing towards the massive drink bar, he asked Nyarle if she wanted anything.

[Final Boss]

Shinji arrived at the buffet hall with delight, this was the only reason he went through all the trouble of grooming himself for this party, the free food and drinks. He gazed over the crowd and towards the bar noticing two other ladies had already beat him there, one of which had already begun to empty numerous glasses.

Yep, that's Ren.

He sauntered over towards the bar giving Ren his usual grin as he approached.

"Heya Ren, wasted no time 'n gettin' started eh?"

[Shdo]

"Actually I meant any kind of party, I don’t understand most of those customs, regardless if the participators are shinigami, mortals or Arrancar, and this is very confusing for me and even after thousands of years watching it I fail to understand."

Ezzo played with a knife that was laid there, poking his own skin in a futile attempt to pierce the skin, "why does everyone put on masks? Who do they fool? They still smell the same…"

[Unicorn]

Meanwhile, Alan had finished his sake and was starting on a whiskey. Gesturing towards the massive drink bar, he asked Nyarle if she wanted anything.

"Do they have any fresh blood?" Nyarle asked hopefully, glancing towards the bar. All they seemed to have was lots of bottles of water and tea. Hmmm. Nyarle's lips turned downwards.

"Please excuse, I will find something to eat." She murmured, then headed towards the buffet table. After again inspecting the roast meat, she began cutting off one leg from an entire roast pig.

[Superunknown]

Kiso left the arcade area to eat something. Like Kizer, he had an enormous tolerance to alcohol, but didn't drink anything. He felt an evil impulse and left a Guilt Pill in a lone glass with beer. He remembered Gwen's words about not wasting his pills, but he shrugged because he didn't use Miseria once. Talking about voracious appetite he didn't know where Roja was located. She would normally be stealing random things to use in her games or devouring all the buffet. Where was Roja? He might never know, though the 'ROJA WAS HERE' message from a point in the table was a dead giveaway. He eyed a dead pig, which he prayed to God to bless his soul for making a good food and proceeded to eat the pig viciously.

[halfnhalf]

"Well my kind flipping maniac hollow, I say we...well I'm not sure. You see we have a third party to our group to which has yet to be named...at the moment...well at the moment he is....well....having a good time by himself...and possibly an unconscious girl. Don't ask me why, but it seems that being in Hueco Mundo and being a nice guy can make a guy do some wild things...especially at a party ;) . Perhaps while we wait for our third party member...we could have a little competition." Isamu paused, surveyed the room and its inhabitants. "Lets see first how many plates we can possibly hold ourselves...be careful you wouldn't want to break a few plates...*devilish stare with a wide grin* oh and after how about a game of plate war...then we should just steal some food...whoever can steal the most food wins...oh did I forget to mention that the food must be taken from this rooms inhabitants right before they eat...haha...but first...lets start with the first competition" Isamu continued to walk over to the table where all of the plates were placed there must have been at least five-hundred on the table all stacked up ridiculously high. Isamu proceed to grab the plates one by one with his blade...like a pizza...holding it on the side of his blade. He managed to stack seven on his right blade, then using this left blade and four back legs he managed to balance a plate on each of his legs...not to mention five in his mouth...and don't ask how he got one on his back. All together it was nineteen plates that he managed to hold while keeping his balance...oh no...not on his first try it took him at least 100 broken dishes but he had done it. "Hanging hollow...its ur turn!"

(btw reign of terror brought me back to my warcraft days...idk why I told u this)

[Hiraeth]

Ren turned to Shinji and nodded a little tipsily "It's good stuff. You'd better hurry up and get started before I finish everything."

She noticed that several noisy hollows were infesting the area and she frowned, ordered Snakebites for herself and Shinji, then got up to sort out the problem.

Approaching the insect hollow with the plates she pulled her right glove off, so not to dirty it, then tapped him on the shoulder "Oi. Know what I like to do to cockroaches? I squash them. Do you want to be squashed little hollow? If not, take your friends elsewhere, there are people here who are trying to have a good time."

[Kaoru Miyazaki]

'For the last time... I am not a Hollow. I was, but now I'm an...', Rem haulted his thoughts, mentally sighing. 'But whatever. Isamu-nii can call me whatever he wants to. It's not like it really matters.' He then watched, with his arms crossed over his chest, as the Mantis managed to place and balace several of the plates without dropping them. It was sort of an amazing feat for a Hollow, especially an insect. The feral child smirked and unfolded his arms, clapping a few times. But then the two were approached by a shinigami who appeared to be just slightly drunk.

Ren: "Oi. Know what I like to do to cockroaches? I squash them. Do you want to be squashed, little hollow? If not, take your friend elsewhere, there are people here who are trying to have a good time."

Rem's smirk dissolved into a scowl. He moved past Isamu to face the woman. It didn't matter to him that he was shorter or that Ruminori no longer rested on his hip. No one had the right to threaten Isamu in this situation. "Pardon me. But you're not the only one who is at this party to have fun. Maybe Isamu-nii just likes to have fun in a different way than you do. So leave him alone. He's done nothing wrong.", he kept his voice steady and calm as he spoke to her.

[Unicorn]

Alex

Some random woman in a green dress suddenly hogged the bar counter and didn't seem to want to leave. Alex was just contemplating her next move... shove her off or go to the buffet... when the woman left on her own.

Smirking victoriously, Alex reclaimed her prime spot in front of the bar.


Nyarle

She finally managed to wrench one whole leg of roast pig free, and looked around to for a nice quiet spot to eat it.

Maybe Auguste would like some roast pig too.

Nyarle wandered back to the tray, returned the leg, picked up the entire tray and turned around to look for the 2nd Espada.

[Mad_Scientist]

"To be honest, I don't fully understand the custom of a 'Masquerade Ball' myself," Ninian told the lizard. "It an old Living World custom, but it's not one native to the place I lived, so I have never been to one before. The purpose of the ball isn't really to hide one's identity, I believe.

And even if it was, humans usually can't tell each other by smell, so that wouldn't be an issue."

Throughout her conversation, Ninian had been eating the food she had gathered earlier. Now finished, she decided to check out the Entertainment Salon. She had a certain morbid curiosity that wouldn't be satisfied until she had a chance to listen to at least a little of Auguste's poetry.

Alan, meanwhile, was watching with amusement as what he believed was a Shinigami argued with a mantis Hollow and a crazy arrancar. "Shinigami... that's how I can deal with Durante. If I give him a bunch of Shinigami, he'll love it! Of course, he can't exactly probe their minds at this hotel, but he might at least enjoy talking to them."

But as Alan approached the woman, he suddenly stopped. Something about her expression creeped him out. Muttering to himself about finding another Shinigami, he headed for the Entertainment Salon with Ninian.

[Final Boss]

Shinji accepted the pint of beer and began to drink happily, as he drank Ren walked over to a bug-like Hollow and an Arrancar threatening to squash the Hollow. He grinned evilly, if she continued drinking they would have a drunken beast unleashed upon them. He finished the drink and ordered seven glasses of tequila, paying no mind to the other women at the bar. He was slightly amused when an Arrancar headed their way only to turn back once seeing Ren.

Heh, that's a smart one...

He continued to drink while keeping an eye on Ren, if those two knew what was good for them then they would scurry away.

[Shdo]

Disgust, that is all that came into Ja'eq mind when he entered the buffet, shrieking shinigami, drunk women, loud Arrancar, the 10th espada ripping out a leg of a pig in such a fashion…

"Scum…everywhere…" with disgust he retreated back to the main hall.

[Superunknown]

After witnessing many drunk people and raving guests, Kiso nearly puked. "Seems like trash are everywhere, I'm going to the garden and if anyone follows me I'll pepperspray..." Kiso tried to grab his Tearjerker spray but he didn't find it. "What the hell? Wait, I HAD my pepperspray with me!" He remembered that Roja stuck a hand of hers through his pocket before the party. Kiso became angry. "That kleptomaniac!!!" He ran off to the garden at least to earn some Zen.

[Unicorn]

Effortlessly carrying the huge tray of roast pig, Nyarle circled the Banquet Hall several times, but Auguste was nowhere to be seen. Maybe he's in one of the other rooms.

Nyarle left the Banquet Hall in a swirl of blood-red silks.

[halfnhalf]

Isamu didn't mind that shinigami were being rude...it was a party so he just shrugged it off with a little poke to the back side of the shinigami. "So Rem....wanna continue? its ur turn" Isamu turned to see many characters eyeing him...it was going as planned.

[Hiraeth]

Rem's smirk dissolved into a scowl. He moved past Isamu to face the woman. It didn't matter to him that he was shorter or that Ruminori no longer rested on his hip. No one had the right to threaten Isamu in this situation. "Pardon me. But you're not the only one who is at this party to have fun. Maybe Isamu-nii just likes to have fun in a different way than you do. So leave him alone. He's done nothing wrong.", he kept his voice steady and calm as he spoke to her.

Ren cocked her head to the side in a curious kind of way "Shinji the arrancar is addressing me. Why is the arrancar addressing me?"

Isamu didn't mind that shinigami were being rude...it was a party so he just shrugged it off with a little poke to the back side of the shinigami. "So Rem....wanna continue? its ur turn" Isamu turned to see many characters eyeing him...it was going as planned.

Before his hand had a chance to recede Ren snapped her own back to grab his and with a swift movement bent his wrist (claw?) over towards breaking

"Bad move cockroach. Bad move."

She turned back to Isamu and smiled in a way that was not unlike the grin of a hollow. "Perhaps you and I should go outside so I can work off some steam, crushing your face into your own ass."

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Durante entered the Buffet Hall in time to see the conflict between the hollows and the shinigami woman. He'd heard that there was a captain in the area, and had been unable to stifle his curiousity. He was sorely tempted to let her get on with what she was doing and see how much damage she was actually capable of doing to the arrancar and hollow, but decided against it.

He stepped forward and cleared his throat, gripping Rem and Isamu by the shoulders in an almost friendly way "Now now, what would Mircalla-sama say if she caught you two causing so much mayhem, and with one of our honoured shinigami guests as well."

He glanced surreptitiously to where he'd passed Alan as the other man exited the buffet with Ninian "And in the presence of your betters no less. I guess we hollow really are scum before we take off our masks. Although you're not much better." The last comment was addressed to Rem. "Now why don't we all just calm down, and go back to socializing peacefully, before I have to intervene."

He snapped his fingers, and Otso appeared from behind a pile of food, mouth dripping with gravy "Durante-samaaaaa." He rumbled happily and Durante smiled "Do we understand each other, boys and girls?"


EDIT: [OOC: not really in the mood for a brawl right now, Ren's still too sober for either of you to really have any chance :p]

[DarkPulsar]

Ally


To put it simply, Ally was famished. So she decided to head to where she'd heard the buffet hall was. The moment she arrived, her eyes went large, and a grin spread across her face as she lay her eyes on the feast before her. "Jackpot!" she squealed. She quickly grabbed a plate, loading it with all sorts of odd combinations of food, and headed for the bar. "Hrm, I wonder if they'll let me drink?!" she thought excitedly. Woe be to those around her if she was drunk. If possible she might be even more annoying than usual.

[Final Boss]

Shinji put his hand at his forehead and gazed around pretending not to notice the Hollow and Arrancar.

"What Arrancar? I don't see 'n Arrancar."

Finally his head stopped searching around and locked onto the pair, his crimson eyes staring at them.

"But I do see two fools that should jus' run along an' leave us peacefully ta our drinkin'. I'm in no mood ta squash insects."

Luckily for the pair another Arrancar arrived who seemed to agree with him. Shinji didn't come to this party looking for a fight and these two were much more trouble than they were worth, besides Shinji would rather drink peacefully with Ren. He ordered some whiskey and called Ren.

"Forget 'em Ren, they're not worth our time."

[Kaoru Miyazaki]

Isamu: "So, Rem...wanna continue? It's your turn."

Rem glanced at the Mantis, shaking his head slightly. He wanted to hear and see what the Shinigami did in response to him.

Ren cocked her head to the side in a curious kind of way. "Shinji, the arrancar is addressing me. Why is the arrancar addressing me?"

This made an anger vein pulse in Rem's forehead. One of his hands clenched into a fist, which he quickly hid behind his back. 'Why, you... Think you're so high and mighty. You should just mind your own damn business...' He growled softly, opening his mouth to speak again, when Ren suddenly grabbed Isamu's claw and started getting physically violent with him.

Before his hand had a chance to recede, Ren snapped her own back to grab his and, with a swift movement, bent his claw over towards breaking.

"Bad move, cockroach. Bad move."

She turned back to Isamu and smiled in a way that was not unlike the grin of a hollow. "Perhaps you and I should go outside so I can work off some steam, crushing your face into your own ass."

In a flash, Rem was once again between the two, holding Ren's wrist in his hand. His grip was firm, though not hard. He let her go not a moment later. "Listen. Maybe you're just too drunk to recall this right now, but... There is no violence allowed at this event. All he did was tap you, hardly even a touch at all. You don't have to break his claw for something so harmless. Now, why don't you go rejoin your friends and leave us alone?"

With that said, the Arrancar turned away from the female shinigami and looked to Isamu. "Hey... Let's get out of here and go somewhere else to have fun. Does that sound all right with you?", Rem asked, already replacing the plates that the Mantis still had balanced on his body. Before long, all nineteen were back in their stacks without a single one broken or even cracked. "I'm sure they have some other cool things we can do."

[Superunknown]

Gwen and Noira were tired of earning money so they went to eat. Free food was a gift, so why waste it? Gwen ate a steak in a voracious fashion: Gwen's worst defect is her lack of respect in the table, and an addiction to whiskey.

"Noira, why don't you eat something else than an apple? People will start thinking you are emo." Gwen adviced her comrade.

Noira just stared blankly towards her food and simply said: "Like I care about people."

Gwen raised an eyebrow and continued eating. Noira was afraid of people and society (demophobia and fear of social reclusion) and the Buffet Hall was pretty full, not only that, she couldn't ever have friends due to her taciturn persona. Gwen told her that no one will mess with her because she will take care of the offender. Both Números 69 & 92 were eating together peacefully until Gwen was to drink a glass of beer. Noira inmediately reacted and threw the glass off Gwen's hands. The Número 69 was impressed by Noira's quick impulse.

"What was that for?" Gwen asked her companion.
"That vase... Kiso put a pill inside of it" Noira answered emptily

Gwen knew she was right, Kiso would leave a pill on a glass of beer to poison anybody just for fun. He was an idiot, not as an asshole as Kizer, but he certainly was.

[halfnhalf]

"Hey... Let's get out of here and go somewhere else to have fun. Does that sound all right with you?", Rem asked, already replacing the plates that the Mantis still had balanced on his body. Before long, all nineteen were back in their stacks without a single one broken or even cracked. "I'm sure they have some other cool things we can do."

"Yea sure Rem, these losers have something wrong with their head, lets get the hell out of here, Isamu stared at his claw, though not bend it wobbled a bit more....certainly not a good sign but it would heal with time." Isamu watched Rem do the amazing feat of putting back the plates in good condition especially since Isamu had toss all of them up in the air. "What else cool is there to do? Perhaps the arcade?"

[Hiraeth]

Ren turned to the interfering Espada with a scowl "Just who the hell do you think you are! I don't need you to interfere, scumbag, I can take care of my own battles I-"

At this point Rem and Isamu beat their retreat and Ren turned her attention to them, putting her hands on her hips and glaring fiercely "Damn right you'd better leave. Go on, walk away while you still can!"

She turned back to Durante who was rolling his eyes unseen behind his mask, it seemed this woman was more trouble than she was worth. That would be the last time he ever helped out a shinigami, although "Madam, pardon my impertinence, but have we met?"

Ren inspected the devil mask "Don't think so, but you do seem awfully familiar. Almost as though we're associated with one another despite having never actually been in the same room together."

Durante ran a hand through his hair "I'm getting the distinct feeling that our combined power has been used as a horrible threat, and more than once... Most recently to the health of certain characters belonging to certain RP bosses who woke a certain RP assistant up early one Saturday morning..."

The two characters considered this, as their lord and master cackled quietly to herself from the safe vantage point of behind a computer screen. Ren glanced up at the noise and scowled "I really wish you wouldn't do that. I always feel like someone walked over my grave."

Her lord and master turned the cackle into a cough "Sorry Ren-chan, I'll be quiet so you can go back to pretending I'm not here."

Ren nodded "That's more like it. I suddenly find I'm in need of something really strong to drink, will you join me at the bar, mysterious Espada whom I have never met before in my life at all. Ever."

Durante bowed slightly, glancing surreptitiously at the computer screen "Why I would love one, shinigami captain lady that I have likewise never met before."

Ren rejoined Shinji and the human woman at the bar, pulling up a chair for Durante to join them.

[Unicorn]

Ren rejoined Shinji and the human woman at the bar, pulling up a chair for Durante to join them.

Alex glanced around in irritation as a new group arrived at the bar and began jostling around.

"Hey **** watch it." She snapped. "Ya **** elbow nearly spilt my drink there."

[Final Boss]

Shinji welcomed Durante happily to the bar, he could care less if he was an Arrancar or not worrying about small things like that during a party? Nonsense. His attention was directed back towards the other drinker at the bar, she seemed quite irritated.

"Whoa I'm sorry 'bout that, I'm jus' a lil' tipsy is all. Hey ya wanna join us? Tha more tha merrier."

[Shdo]

Ja'eq entered the buffet, took a sit at the bar and grabbed a bottle of some unidentified alcohol. He took off his mask, a first time among so many people.

He started to gulp the bottle as if it was only water while grabbing his aching head.
He turned his look and saw Durante, "oh…the 7th…there is a guy who tries to have children with your older Fraccion…are human-Arrancar children even possible?" he turned back to his bottle and continued to tune his violin.

[Hiraeth]

Durante glanced up at Ja'eq in shock "What? Of course that's not possible. It's like suggesting a shinigami and a human have children. You'd need a gigai that was capable of transmitting genetic material, and since arrancar technically don't have bodies, the genetic material would have to be created beforehand, and could only be a rough estimate of the actual genetics. Perhaps they could pass on some of their energy to the offspring, but it would be highly difficult, and most likely painful. This would require immense amounts of preparation, so I guess it could in fact be physically possible, but perhaps not practical."

He paused "And you say some human wants to do this to my Sisko?"

His face darkened and he stood "Please excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I fear I have to go visit some vengeance upon a human. As if my little girl hasn't been through enough already today."

Standing he strode towards the door from the Buffet Hall with every intention of finding and punishing this impudent male, instead he ran smack bang into the girl he was looking for, and another girl, running at full pelt in through the door. Since he was moving at a slower speed than the others, he was the one who ended up on his back, with Sisko and the other girl sprawled across him. "Oh, Sisko, I was just about to go and find you."

Sisko wrapped her arms around her master and started weeping uncontrollably, completely oblivious to the fact that they were lying on the floor. "Durante-sama! We found you! There's a tentacle monster chasing us, only Sayuri-san says that they call them perverts. He wants us to have his babies, but I don't want to have babies!"

Seeing how miserable she obviously was, Durante didn't have the heart to tell her off for sitting on top of him in front of so many people, so he just settled for stroking her hair and making comforting noises. When Sisko had calmed he turned to the girl she'd come in with "Sayuri-chan was it? Thank you for bringing her back to me. She's such a delicate flower, any kind of trauma and she ends up as a nervous wreck."

[DarkPulsar]

Ally finished up her plate of food, belching ceremoniously as she did so. Quickly realizing she was thirsty, she decided it was time for some drinks.


"Oi, you there!" she shouted, pointing at the bartender. "Gimme some of that!" She was pointing towards a bottle of tequila. The bartender obliged, pouring her a shot, which she quickly hammered down, ordering another. After her sixth shot, she began to feel violently ill, her head spinning. Ally was going to get hammered, and woe be to the poor souls who'd have to put up with her.

[Unicorn]

Alex

"Whoa I'm sorry 'bout that, I'm jus' a lil' tipsy is all. Hey ya wanna join us? Tha more tha merrier."

Alex eyed the man, but was satisfied at his swift apology. "Sure why not." She shifted closer to everyone. "So ya all know each other huh? Sweet."

...

Sayuri

Sayuri wasn't quite sure what happened. One moment, she was fleeing through the doorway. Next moment, she was sprawled in a completely undignified position atop a man.

Whom Sisko latched onto and started calling -sama. It was obviously the Espada she reported to.

Sayuri immediately tried to get off him, frantically mumbling apologies. It was a struggle to get off him, her torn skirt having been caught in her shoes.

"Sayuri-chan was it? Thank you for bringing her back to me. She's such a delicate flower, any kind of trauma and she ends up as a nervous wreck."

"Err. You're welcome Sir." She mumbled, finally managing to sit up and swiftly sliding backwards away from him. Sayuri desperately tried to find somewhere to hide.

...

Nyarle

She followed the piglets into the Buffet Hall, and paused as she lost track of them amongst the guests and the smell of assorted food and drink.

But it had never stopped her before. Nyarle began to prowl the room in a circle, sniffing the air, tracking the 5th Espada.

She managed to narrow it down to a set of buffet tables when one piglet showed its face.

Nyarle pounced with a snarl.

[Final Boss]

Gabriel

Gabriel entered the buffet hall, searching frantically for both Sayuri and Sisko. Surprisingly he was disappointed when he found them, from what he could see they were on the floor and on top of another man. He was like a demon opposing his love and the devilish mask he wore made him seem like a truly evil creature. Unsure of how he should handle this but still not willing to give up, Gabriel decided to observe from the entrance to the garden.

Shinji

Shinji was a little displeased to see that the other male had business to attend to, something about vengeance upon a human.

Oh well, no use worryin' about it.

He was soon replaced by the woman from earlier, it really made no difference to Shinji as long as he was able to drink.

"Yeah, me an' Ren go waaay back. So what's yer name?"

He also noticed a new arrival at the bar, she looked to be underage but Shinji could care less.

"Oi ya over there, ya wanna join us too?"

Lala and Lulu

After exiting the Entertainment Salon the twins ran frantically looking for a good place to hide. They recognized Durante among the crowd and made their way towards him.

"Hey Durante! If you see a kitty cat lady tell her we went that way."

Lala pointed towards the exit that led towards the garden after that they quickly hid under the large table holding the vast feast for all the guests.

[Unicorn]

Alex

"Alex. Nice ta meet ya both.""

She resumed drinking, continuing to monitor the people around her.

...

Nyarle

Both piglets avoided her grasp and fled. Nyarle's eyes gleamed as she snarled her bloodlust, and gave chase again.

Another room, and Nyarle had to prowl around sniffing the scent trails again. This time, she sensed her fellow Espada. Would they help or hinder?

No trace of the piglets. Perhaps they again went to hide under the tables?

[DarkPulsar]

Ally quickly turned her head, suprised at having been addressed, and winced as her head swam. She stood from her perch at the bar, looking over to Shinji, eyeing him curiously.


"Ahh I've heard ya should never drink alone," she practically sang, "but I dunno from experience," she said. "Sure, I'll join ya, but t'be honest, I'm reeeeeeal annoyin' and probly only gunna get worse!" she warned.

[Shdo]

"a shinigami Arrancar offspring is impossible? I wouldn’t say that…" Ja'eq smirked to himself, knowing well that he almost broke that barrier in the past.

He turned as Durante found his fraccion and another girl, it seems that the pervert that chased them was still behind. He also noticed that the girl that was with sisko had torn her dress; it would most likely embarrass her sooner or later.

He approached silently to the shy girl and passed her, as to not embarrass her by staring in her awkward situation, "it seems that your dress was torn in your escape, if you have sewing skills use this," he said with a quiet voice, almost a whisper , as he presented a small silver case with several items for Arrancar healing which included a needle and a durable wire.
"If you don’t have such skills I can sew it for you, of course you can bring any friend of yours for protection if you fear that I will behave like that one,"he pointed at the entrance where Gabriel stood.

[Unicorn]

"it seems that your dress was torn in your escape, if you have sewing skills use this," he said with a quiet voice, almost a whisper , as he presented a small silver case with several items for Arrancar healing which included a needle and a durable wire.
"If you don’t have such skills I can sew it for you, of course you can bring any friend of yours for protection if you fear that I will behave like that one,"he pointed at the entrance where Gabriel stood.

Still sitting down and with her attention focused on finding an escape route, Sayuri suddenly heard a male voice talking about her torn dress.

She looked down at herself... and her dress was indeed torn. The rip extended indecently high up her leg. Sayuri flushed pink in embarassment and used her scarf to cover the exposed leg.

And then looked up to see the man offer some kind of sewing kit to her, and mention the pervert still standing in the doorway watching them. Sayuri also made sure to check the location of the Sisko's Espada boss.

"Uhm, thank you very much, Sir." Sayuri murmured, then stood up awkwardly (still trying to cover the exposed leg) and bowed.

"Yes I can sew and please may I borrow that sewing kit for a few moments?"

[Shdo]

"of course," he handed her the sewing kit while keeping his gaze away from the torn dress and offering a gentle smile, "there is a boot over there, you should be alone there, if you want i will make sure no one disturbs you."

[Unicorn]

Sayuri noticed that the man's gaze was kept firmly on her face, rather than anywhere else. After all the recent events (meeting Gabe, falling on an espada), she was pathetically grateful for the kind offer of the sewing kit and a private corner to fix her dress.

"You are very kind, Sir. Thank you so much for taking time to help me." Sayuri bowed again, then shot a nervous glance at the Espada who was still lying there.

"Uhm, please excuse me, Sisko's Espada-sama and Sisko."

[Shdo]

Ja'eq retured a slight bow and followed Sayuri from a distance, placing himself between the boot and the rest of the crowed, giving a furious stare across the room at where Gabriel is.

[Superunknown]

Kiso "stalked" the Sixth Espada to learn more about him. He took note of his movements and quickly deducted he was an intellectual type. He continued scanning his ghostly figure, drawing further conclusions about his persona. "That guy seems intereseted in science... Good..." Kiso smirked devilishly and tried to look a place to hide.

=00=

Roja arrived hastily to the scene. Gleefully analyzing the area with pure childish intuition she located the twins. She carefully slid around corners of the room and hid herself under the table.

"Come on... I know you wanna have fun..." Roja whispered to them. From her pocket she took out nothing. "This is the best thing ever! I stole that thing from a weird guy with glasses and a scar on his forehead. Kiso-kun tells me that if you wear it you'll become invisible and you can get away with all you want! Still up for it?"

[Unicorn]

Sayuri headed towards the deserted corner. The kind man stopped at a respectable distance away and then turned his back on her, allowing some privacy.

Smiled gratefully at his thoughtful behaviour, Sayuri carefully sat down on the edge of a chair and began trying to see how she could fix her dress.

She opened the little sewing kit only to find... medical implements, a needle and some thin metal wire. Puzzled but working on the principle of 'beggars can't be choosers', Sayuri began trying to mend the rip in her dress.

[Hiraeth]

Durante raised his head from the floor to address Ja'eq "Oh, and by the way Sixth, regarding a shinigami-arrancar hybrid, I didn't actually mention anything about that. It would actually be statistically more likely than a human-arrancar hybrid, as the bodies of both shinigami and arrancar are composed of spirit particles. Less confusion regarding genetic material transfer and so on. But you're the scientist, you probably know more about it than I do. I'm more of a psychiatrist, helping people deal with their fears and so forth." He smiled, the idea obviously amusing him.

Sisko glanced back the way she had come and shuddered when she saw Gabe hovering in the doorway "D-Durante-sama..." She lifted a quivering finger and pointed it towards her attacker.

Durante understood what she meant immediately. Shifting her weight so he could stand again. He set Sisko down on her feet and strode determinedly over to where Gabe was standing "You seem to be watching us rather intently, can I help you at all?"

[Final Boss]

Lala and Lulu

The twins watched as Roja pulled nothing out of her pocket, she said it was an invisibility cloak. Lala was in disbelief, if they wore that they would be invisible?

"What? It makes you invisible? Well then, put the freakin' thing on and lets do this!"

Shinji

"Eh? The annoyin' type? Well hopefully ya won't be too much trouble..."

Shinji finished his whiskey and ordered a numerous glasses of tequila, enough for four people. He drank each cup at an incredible pace.

"Hehe this is some good stuff, so ya'll enjoyin' tha party?"

Gabriel

The next thing Gabriel knew he was being approached by the man in a devil mask. He seemed to be wondering why he was looking at Sisko and Sayuri.

"Well I'm just scoping out the party looking for a woman. You don't happen to know those two girls over there do you?"

He pointed towards Sisko and Sayuri and awaited the male's answer. If he was indeed their man then he would say so, if not then it was his lucky day.

[Superunknown]

"OK, here I go!" Roja put the extensive cloak on herself, making her totally invisible. "You two can get in if you want! That way we can pepperspray lunatics till we die!" Roja was finally going to have it her way playing dirty tricks on her enemies.

[Hiraeth]

Durante wondered how best to proceed. This guy was obviously not a threat, or at least not to the same degree Kizer had been, but there was still no way he was going to be allowed near Sisko. Deciding it would be better to scare this guy off he folded his arms and tried to look menacing, despite grinning like a maniac behind his mask.

"Sisko is mine." The way he said it sounded like he'd curled his lip back and was snarling in a possessive manner. "As for Sayuri-chan, well see that guy who is looking after her right now, he could cut you up into little pieces before you had time to wonder why your stomach was bleeding. Maybe you should go find someone else to prey upon."

[Unicorn]

Sayuri

Sayuri finally managed to fix the rip in her dress. There were some places where the fabric was all scrunched up, but at this point she didn't care anymore.

She got up from the chair, moved towards the man and shyly handed the case back to him.

"Thank you very much." Sayuri thanked again, then hesitated for a moment. "Is that your medical kit? Its very compact."


Nyarle

Whilst prowling, she heard the familiar sounds of the substitute piglets' squealing. Following the sounds and scents, she silently tracked it to a large table. Under the large table.

Nyarle bent down, reached out an arm and tried to grab a piglet.

[Shdo]

"Yes, it's very compact, our healing techniques are a little different than yours, we rely on encouraging the natural instinct of the body to make its own wonders," Ja'eq than realized something, he bowed his head slightly; "I must apologize! I didn’t even introduced myself and just came and talked to you…I am Ja'eq, Los noches Dottore and the 6th espada, at your service, miss?..." he bowed again.

[Final Boss]

"Nooooo!"

Gabriel's worst fears were proved to be true, Sisko was this guy's woman. He had always been told to never to attempt to steal someone's true love, that meant to him that Sisko was under the list of unavailable women. To make matters worse it looked like Sayuri had a man as well. Gabriel looked down in disappointment, so this was one of the lucky men in the world who found his true love.

"So you have found your true love, you're very lucky. I myself am still on the hard journey for true love. So, you have any tips? Know any available women here?"

[Unicorn]

Sayuri eyed the man in front of her, conflicting emotions warring in her mind. On the one hand, he was an Espada whom her shinigami side insisted she fight. On the other, his behaviour was very gentlemanly and respectful.

"Uh. I'm Himura Sayuri, of 4th Division. Pleased to meet you."

She hesitated for a little bit more, but curiosity overrode her fear of getting eaten. "You're a doctor? And from 6th Division?"

[Hiraeth]

"True love?" Durante snorted "Of course not. I do not believe in such emotions as love, it is a hindrance, I prefer to be free from such entanglements. Sisko on the other hand works on the opposite basis, that if one has enough 'true loves' it is easier to move on because you can just find more in a new place."

He looked Gabriel up and down "So if you're content to share her with numerous arrancar, a few other humans, as well as some rather nasty sandworm hollows, then perhaps she'd accept you as one of her true loves. That is of course if I give you my approval, which is highly unlikely to happen."

[Shdo]

"Nice to meet you, Sayuri san."

"you don’t know much about us Arrancar do you?" a light chuckle escaped his lips, "the espada are the top 10 Arrancar, it's like a council of 10 and each number represent one's power, id say that in a measure of pure power I am a little stronger than your average captain…you can say that I am the counterpart to your 6th strongest captain."

"You seems, a little worried…is it because I am Arrancar and therefore evil? Then ask yourself this, if everything they tell you in the academy is true than all us Arrancar are evil monsters, that include that girl you came here with."

He pointed on sisko, "her master, and me…we only thrive on slaughter and murder and could never do anything as civilized as to help a woman in distress. Not only that, every human should be a poor innocent victim right?"

He gave a swift look at Gabriel, hinting that this statement is also false, "and I guess every shinigami is a wonderful guardian of life and justice? Including the 11 division or those nice 2nd division fellows?"

"the world is much more complicated than you or I think, good and evil are nothing but perspectives, but I wouldn’t want to stress you further, have a nice day miss Sayuri," he bowed again and returned to his table.


((Ja'eq isnt pissed, he simply dosnt want to turn something nice into conflict))

[Final Boss]

Gabriel

"Uhh share with hollows? Doesn't sound like my true love."

Gabriel glanced around the buffet hall, the white ghost-like male from earlier was still with Sayuri. As he continued to look he saw an incredibly attractive woman bent over looking under tables. Gabriel's eyes opened with interest.

Holy...

He turned back to Durante, "Well I guess I'll leave Sisko to her men and turn my attention towards that babe over there."

Gabriel then began to make her way towards the beautiful woman wondering how he would approach her. He walked up behind her and resisted the urge to touch this time.

"Hey there Gorgeous, what are ya doing looking under tables? Did you lose something?"

Lala and Lulu

The twins joined Roja under the cloak, if they were really invisible then they could get away with anything.

"Okay let's get someone!"

[Unicorn]

*RP boss sends a small specialised hurricane which tears the Invisible Cloak away*

Dizzy has disallowed the use of random items from random non-Bleach movies. That includes Harry Potter's Invisible Cloak.

...

Sayuri

Surprised at the Espada's philosophical response, Sayuri watched him thoughtfully as he returned to his table.

A few moments later, she suddenly remembered that the pervert was still out there and she needed a hiding spot. She scurried away as fast as her dress allowed.


Nyarle

Someone was talking to her, asking if she lost something. She straightened up to look at the thing who had dared interrupt her hunt... and smelled worship.

Nyarle suddenly decided that she could hunt the piglets a little later, the wait would lull them into thoughts of safety. In the meantime, she would enjoy the man's worship a little longer.

"Yes I lost something. But I'm sure it will turn up sooner or later." Nyarle purred, eyeing the person up and down. He would make a fine minion.

"I am flattered that you noticed me." She murmured, moving a little closer.

[Final Boss]

Gabriel

Gabriel was extremely pleased, this woman seemed to welcome him. She was definitely attractive and Gabriel welcomed her as she moved closer.

"Of course I noticed you. You're like a diamond among mere rocks, your beauty dwarfs all other. May I hear your name my goddess?"

Lala and Lulu

The twins were surprised as a violent wind tore Roja's invisibility cloak to shreds. The looked around to see if Nyarle had spotted them, they found her busy with some guy and used it to their advantage. While she was preoccupied the twins left Roja and headed towards the garden.

[Unicorn]

"Of course I noticed you. You're like a diamond among mere rocks, your beauty dwarfs all other. May I hear your name my goddess?"

Nyarle purred at the compliments, moving close to the other man and running long fingers up from his chest to his throat.

"I am known as Nyarle, human with power. You please me greatly." She murmured, then smiled in a way that bared her teeth.

"Tell me more about yourself, your powers. Prove that you are worthy for Nyarle."

[Superunknown]

Kiso, Gwen & Noira

Kiso was scanning the conversations between Shinigamis and Arrancars to learn how to make acquaintances. His studies were interrupted by a kick in his kidneys by Gwen.

"What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Kiso asked frantically to his subordinate.
"What do you think you're doing? Putting pills inside random drinks, this is a party, not a New World Order planification centre. You wanna get Superunknown in trouble with mods?" Gwen asked Kiso.
"Don't worry, those pills are designed to provoke weird emotions in Kizer's gigai only. If anyone else ingests them, nothing will happen. I'm an intelligent man, unlike others." Kiso affirmed.
"...But people will misunderstand you... and consequences will be handed." Noira said to Kiso without any hint of emotion.
"Like I care about people, they can go to the cliffs of Dover and dive down there for all I care!" Kiso scolded his two subordinates.
"Why are you an idiot?" Gwen asked Kiso starting to lose her temper.
"I am what I am, if you don't like it, screw you all." Kiso dryly said.

Roja
She FINALLY was to have fun attacking boring people pretending to be a ghost alongside Lala & Lulu, but a strange wind destroyed the cape she stole. She seemed disappointed because being not seen was the best way to fool around with people. The twins left Roja and as the annoying kid she was, Roja left the buffet hall to stalk them both and harrass more people in the Garden.

Kizer
Kizer arrived to the Buffet Hall in search for love. He found an attractive woman (Nyarle) along with another man (Gabriel). Kizer LOVED to steal romances, and with a velvet yarn in his hand he went to flirt with the Espada, interrupting the chat between Gabriel & Nyarle:

"Excuse me, I need a map because I got lost in your eyes." Kizer handed out the yarn to her.

[Final Boss]

Hoho this is going great!

"My powers are..."

Gabriel was rudely interrupted as a man came with a ball of yarn, even worse he was attempting to steal his prey!

What? Needs a map cause he got lost in her eyes? I would never say something stupid like that...

Gabriel wasn't going to just sit around and allow this thief to continue. He stepped in between Kizer and Nyarle, knocking the ball of yarn on the floor.

"What are you trying to pull you lousy thief? Go mind your own business or things aren't gonna be pleasant for you."

[Superunknown]

Denis Leary - Asshole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krxBDYwy6Ws)

(OOC: Couldn't avoid putting the link to the song, Kizer is described perfectly by it)

Kizer eyed the man besides him like if he were trash and simply told him: "Oh really? Don't mess with me, for God's sake. I at least brought her a gift, what about you? Needless to say, your attempts at conquering the heart of this feral tiger are futile. Beat it for once!" he turned to Nyarle. "So, pretty woman, care to take a free ticket in the Kizer train? My name is an homophone of Kisser, so we can show off our feelings for each other. The most perfect thing in this flawful world is you my Goddess."

Kizer is a complete asshole, as noted in his way of speech against a complete stranger.

[Unicorn]

1) How does Kizer know that Nyarle is a tiger? 2) And does a ball of yarn really work against a tiger?

...

Nyarle curiously eyed the ball of string another man carried. Usually only human females carried string, was the man really a female?

"Await your turn, rude female Servant. Do not presume to interfere again, or else."

Nyarle snapped, then turned golden eyes towards the first man and licked her lips.

"And your powers are...?"

[Final Boss]

"What a gift? I have the gift of love and appreciation, what else does a goddess need? Certainly not a ball of yarn."

Gabriel was pleased to see Kizer's attempts fail, he pushed him away as he moved closer to Nyarle.

"My powers include endless showers of love and a bottomless well of devotion."

It never struck Gabriel that Nyarle would be much more interested in his actual powers and he thought that this would impress her enough.

[Superunknown]

"You're too shallow, pal!" Kizer shoved Gabriel to get closer to Nyarle "My powers, besides giving ladies a nice time in bed, are making your worst enemies enter in a world of pain, you know, the sadistic pleasure in watching your nemesis roll in the floor begging for a quick death and leave them mentally scarred for life. Got someone you want to make suffer? Big Daddy Kizer's your choice, oh, you can hit me any time you want to, slash my throat if you feel like it, MEOW." Kizer smirked while he informed Nyarle about his obvious sadomasochism and noticed she looked at his throat.

[DarkPulsar]

Luskel had looked everywhere for her Nyarle-sama, and finally found her when she entered the buffet hall. Luskel smirked as she saw Nyarle's obvious interest in one of the two men hounding after her, and noted her disinterest in the other. She purposefully strode towards the group,


"Oi, you there," she called to Kizer. "Back away from Nyarle-sama or I'll make you regret it," she threatened lazily, taking her place at Nyarle's side.

[Superunknown]

Kizer noticed Luskel defending his love object, but his ladies' man vein was loose.
"What's wrong? I'm just expressing my love, seriously, is it a sin to declare your love for someone? Is it because of my face veins? I was born that way, it is called a birth defect! Besides, how would you know if she has an interest in me? I'll take care of any childish brat which messes with her Holy Majesty..." Kizer kneeled before Nyarle. "I'll take down any nuisance in your path! And for free!"

[Unicorn]

Nyarle

"I would never think of paying someone to battle with me." She responded lazily, then licked her lips. The newcomer had an unpredictable nature, but seemed eager to serve her too.

Nyarle turned a sleepy look towards Luskel, then back again at the men. She was suddenly tired of company and wanted some solitude.

"Both have declared me a goddess. I now offer a challenge, to bring me gifts worthy of Nyarle. The winner shall stay with me for the evening. The loser will disappear."

"You have two hours. Go now."

Nyarle turned back to Luskel and yawned. "Talking monkeys are tiresome. Luskel, do you know a good place to nap?"

[Superunknown]

Kizer
"You got it!" Kizer was extremely confident he would win the competition against Gabriel to please Nyarle. He lived with three girls and a sarcastic man with effeminate taste, there was no way he would lose the challenge. "You better quit before you get to lose against me. After all, I'm extremely handsome and when Kizer has his eyes on his prey, he won't let some loser get away with it." Kizer affirmed to Gabriel. "Only the most manly machos can win this! CRUSH!" He went to speak with Gwen and Noira to ask what a girl seeks in a man.

Kiso, Gwen, Noira & Kizer (later)
Kiso was painting a rendition of Cream's Disraeli Gears to express his concept of great art. Gwen seemed impressed with Kiso's talent, Kiso was so much better in art & guitar than in science. Noira was also writing a dark, nihilst poetry as if she were giving Kiso a competition. Kiso showed his final work and simply shrugged in the style of "if you don't like it, just get along.". Noira then read her poetry. That poetry nearly made Kiso contemplate the idea of killing himself. The threesome were having fun until a certain asshole arrived.

"Yo! What's goin' on in the hoodz? In da streets, yo?!" Kizer went rapping like a total idiot, the kind of "rapping" which made you feel ashamed.

"Since when this is a convention of suburban white posers who think they own the world by delivering rhymes even a dog with Down Syndrome can pull off better?" Kiso sarcastically asked his clone.

"I didn't come to speak with you, IDIOT!" Kizer screamed towards Kiso holding a glass of water in a threatening fashion.

"Who says who?" Kiso asked raising an eyebrow.

Kizer ignored the obviously smarter Kiso and went to chat with Gwen and Noira:

"OK? Tell me what do girls like." Kizer asked to Gwen.

"You need knowledge, why don't you look in your heart?" Gwen told Kizer smiling confidently.

"WHO NEEDS SOME DAMN KNOWLEDGE WHEN YOUR BRAIN IS LOCATED DOWN UNDER!?! Yeah! Girls like it! How come I didn't think about it!?" Kizer screamed nonsense as always. The part of his "brain" nearly made the two girls vomit.

Gwen shrugged and told him necessary information: "We girls prefer many stuff instead of only one precious gift... It's better to give out customized gifts most of the time. A teddy bear and some flowers also work. A book, a romantic poetry handing out the best aspects of her personality, something related to her appearance or a beauty product will do it. If you want to be loved try to be less chauvinist, annoying, liar, asshole, smarty, arrogant and most of all, avoid being a pervert. Not like you will practice it, do you!?"

Kizer ignored half of the important information regarding females and concluded Gwen was tricking him.

"Stupid whores! Who needs you anyway!?" Kizer left towards the Garden to locate a good gift.

Gwen was called a bitch and Noira a cheap whore by an asshole. Kiso was pretty furious but his face was as plain as ever.

"Don't worry, you two and Roja are the finest ladies I know. Kizer is a major arse and his words equal crap, so don't let him get you down." Kiso lazily told them both with a tone of voice which made them both feel safe.

Noira covered her mouth in an autistic fashion and her eyes got a bit teary.

"Give me one of those Kizer-only drugs." Gwen asked to Kiso. She narrowed her eyes. "He is going down."

[Final Boss]

Gabriel

"A present? Your wish is my command."

With that Gabriel set off in search of the perfect presents for Nyarle. As he wandered around he thought of what Nyarle could possibly want.

Hmm, maybe Nyarle would want a tree to nap on and to provide her with some shade.

[DarkPulsar]

"My apologies Nyarle-sama, in my haste to find you I neglected finding a proper nap area. I suspsect the gardens would be our best bet," Luskel lazily offered.

[Unicorn]

"Gardens, hmm. Would be good to have some fresh air."

Nyarle took several steps towards the door that led towards the garden, then paused. "Have you eaten, Luskel? Shall we bring some food with us to this garden?"

[Superunknown]

"I'm not sure about it." Kiso told Gwen. "If you noticed it, Kizer is going precisely where Roja is: to the Garden. According to my calculations, Roja will make him eat dirt."

"Well, let's get moving to the Garden." Gwen told Kiso while she moved to the entrance. "Noira, Kiso, follow me, if Kizer is there I will enjoy his downfall."

The threesome went to the Garden.

[DarkPulsar]

"Have you eaten, Luskel? Shall we bring some food with us to this garden?"


Luskel covered her mouth with her hands, as she yawned out her response. "Yes, I suppose some food would be good. So long as we get to nap soon, I think I'm starting to get a bit cranky," she said as they headed towards the buffet table.

[Unicorn]

Nyarle eyed her fraccion fondly. "We will eat and rest, of course. And build up our strength before hunting some piglets which stole my offering for Segunda."

"Will you have roast cow? Roast sheep? Roast chicken? Or everything?"


A random guest politely cleared his throat behind Nyarle. "Sorry Miss, can you let me pass? I'd like to have some roast beef..."

"Silence. You will not interrupt our conversation, talking monkey."

"But I just wanted..."

"Silence." Nyarle repeated in a very soft snarl. The random guest fled.

[DarkPulsar]

Luskel threw her head back again with a big yawn. Being decisive was far too much work, she simply couldn't choose which sounded best. "I think everything, choosing is just so hard," she said. An attendant stepped forward to place a fresh serving of meats on the table. Luskel swiftly grabbed the tray, swinging her tail menacingly as the attendant ran away. She took a deep breath.


"Oh, I simply love the smell of fear," she cooed. "It's so invigorating."

[Mystic Serenade]

Mani & Masaki

"So, tell me why we had to come here again?" Mani asked as he browsed through the available food.

"Because, its good to get out sometimes, be sociable."

"How troublesome..."

[Unicorn]

Nyarle suddenly raised her head and sniffed delicately.

"I smell dog." She stated, so softly that only Luskel could hear her.

[DarkPulsar]

Luskel's ears pricked up just a bit at the mention of dog. She inhaled softly, taking care not to be noticeable.


"Yes, I smell it too. Shall we kill it?" she whispered lazily.

[Unicorn]

Nyarle smiled at Luskel, then walked gracefully around the various guests, following the scent trail. To a couple.

She moved closer to them, and tasted the air again. Yes, the scent was definitely from them.

Nyarle turned and offered the couple a faint smile.

"Hello doggies." She greeted, purring her words.

[DarkPulsar]

Luskel used a lazy sonido in mid-yawn, appearing behind the wolf and the fox, and stuck her face right between the two, almost seeming to purr. She rubbed her hands together, tail swishing behind her somewhat excitedly.


"Mm, when the cat's away the mice will play...but when the doggies show up, thats when the cats get to play too," she said, a maniacal grin spreading across her face.

[Mystic Serenade]

Masaki's face showed clear annoyance at the somewhat invasive action of these two guest. And for one, she was no dog. She was about to tear these two a new one, but Mani gave her look indicating that they shouldn't cause any trouble.

"Hello, there something you two need?"

[Mad_Scientist]

Ninian walked into the Buffet Hall, and encountered a curious scene going on between the 10th Espada and her fraccion, and... and she wasn't sure who the other two were exactly. An Arrancar she didn't recognize, and a man who didn't seem like an Arrancar, but something else. Quite curious.

Ninian subtlety slid into a nearby corner and watched the four of them. This might be interesting.

[Unicorn]

"Hello, there something you two need?"

"Oh we require nothing from the doggies. Just a gracious welcome to our new guests." Nyarle purred, then glanced both of them up and down.

"You both seem rather well-groomed. I am glad." She moved a little closer to Mani and leaned towards his neck, taking in the scent.

"Bringing fleas to a party is just so impolite, don't you think?"

[DarkPulsar]

Her arms occupied with the food-tray, luskel wrapped her tail around the bone of a particularly large chicken leg, waving it in front of Masaki's face.


"Did you remember your flea bath before you came? I just hate fleas," she droned lazily. "As long as you remembered, you can have this special treat, a big meaty bone, just for the cute widdle doggy!" she teased.

[Mystic Serenade]

Mani

"Well its just good practice to take a shower at least once a day don't you think."

His eyes looked at Masaki and then the two females, looked like things were going to reach the point where he couldn't hold her back real soon.

Masaki

She slapped the chicken leg away with the backside of her hand and looked darkly at the woman before her. "I took a bath before coming here of course, but I can't say the same for you. You reek of an unpleasant aroma."

[DarkPulsar]

'Ah, so touchy," she drawled. "I wouldn't expect a puppy such as yourself to be able to appreciate the finer perfumes we kittens prefer."

[Hiraeth]

Durante came back into existence in time to realise there was a fight brewing between the new Tenth Espada and a pair of randoms. He'd noticed that she called them 'dogs', which indicated that their released forms or whatever were canine in origin. He found himself wondering what she'd think of him, and found himself unable to restrain the urge to go and join the fun.

He sauntered over to the group and affected inebriation, slinging a hand over the tenth fraccion's shoulders and leaning heavily on her "Y'Now moggies like you two shouldn' argue so loudly when your betters are listenin'. Why don' ya just relax before I take it upon m'self to housetrain you hmm?"

[DarkPulsar]

Luskel hadn't noticed Durante's approach until she felt his arm around her shoulders, sending a slight shiver down her spine. A grin spread across her face as she hastily shoved the tray of food she'd been carrying into Masaki, not caring whether or not she dropped it. She winked playfully at Durante.


"Hmmm," she purred, "just what would this 'housetraining' entail? It sounds like it could be...fun," she said as her tail swished excitedly.

[Hiraeth]

Durante leaned down so his mask brushed Luskel's ear "It would involve me taking you outside and disciplining you..."

His arm slid up so his fingers could play with her hair "Would you like that, little pussycat?"

[DarkPulsar]

All thoughts of those mangy dogs she'd been taunting just moments ago completely vanished from Luskel's mind as she began to purr. Her playful grin transformed into a seductive smile as she leaned into Durante.


"I just might," she breathed lowly, her tail moving its way around behind Durante, tantalizingly making its way up his spine.

[Hiraeth]

Durante's hand had migrated to Luskel's neck, moving across the front of it and pulling her back in what was almost a choke hold "Well aren't you a playful little kitten. I could just eat you up."

Something strange had entered his voice, desire perhaps, but hungrier. "Oh the games you and I could play. Do you like games little kitten? I like games, especially when I win. And I always win."

He giggled and tightened his grip a fraction "What do you say kitten? Shall we play?"

[Unicorn]

Whilst Luskel distracted him, Nyarle analysed the newcomer carefully and considered her response. However he had begun to treat Luskel a little too disrespectfully.

Nyarle slid away from the other man's lean, then languidly moved to press herself against his back. She twined her left arm around his left arm, and trailed long fingers up his chest and towards his throat, where she began to suggestively brush the tips of her very sharp nails against his throat.

"You will let my fraccion go, rodent." She whispered in his ear, a hint of snarl in her soft voice.

[Shdo]

A white finger touched Nyarle chin and gently pushed her face to the right, her gaze met a dead gaze, pure milky eyes that pierced the soul with a cold stare, "there is no need for such behavior and words, we are all cultural and in control of our actions," a second hand moved to Durante wrist, the one that grabbed Luskel's neck, pushing gently and painlessly below the tendons of the wrist, causing his grip on her neck to loosen, allowing her to move away.

His first hand, which was still on Nyarle chin, moved to her shoulder pushing her away from Durante, "this party is a chance for actual interaction, I wouldn’t want to see violence sprouting over who release into what, so why won't all of us keep our hands to where they are invited?" he released both of the masked espada.

"I apologize for my associates behavior, sometimes people forget that there is always someone higher in the food chain," he bowed slightly toward the pair that Nyarle and Luskel teased, "I wouldn’t want this nice party to be ruined by acts of pointless violence, it's so rare to have so many lions and so many lambs in the same place, drinking from the same fountain, too magical to pass for mindless hate such as dogs and cats…they all die the same anyway."

[Mystic Serenade]

Mani & Masaki

Well isn't this all so very interesting...best to not get involved in all this.

He quickly grabbed Masaki and moved off towards another area of the party, all the while Masaki screaming threats of making the damned kittens smell of the beautiful metallic fragrance of blood.

[Hiraeth]

"Tch. Ja'eq you're such a wet blanket." Durante reverted back to his usual pouty self "We're consenting adults, and she wasn't exactly going on the defensive. Besides if she'd asked me to leave her alone I would have, I am not one to interfere with another's fraccion without invitation."

"As for you House Cat" He turned to Nyarle "Just because you can't find Segunda, don't be jealous that your sweet little fraccion is getting all the attention. He'll turn up soon enough then you can stick your tail in the air and purr at him as much as you like."

He shook his head in disgust "Honestly, why don't Six and Ten go off and make sweet Sixteen, the two of you are as annoying as each other."

He spun on his heel and stalked away, petulantly raising his middle finger back up at them over his shoulder.

[DarkPulsar]

Luskel yawned again, more deeply this time as she fanned her face with her left hand. "Ah, so much confusion and hostility! Don't worry, we'll play some other time," she said to Durante with a wink. "But I'm afraid I'll need a good meal and a nap before I have enough energy to properly devote to our...games, anyway," she droned seductively.

[Shdo]

"wet blanket? well, i am aquatic by nature of release..." Ja'eq disregarded Durante comment, he than gave a look at the two feline arrancars, bendy creatures...
something in him hated those high and mighty adjucha type, how much he wanted to kill them all, every single of these...trash...but he cant go against his own advice.

without a word towards either of the cats he moved back into the crowed, slipping like the silent wind he was.

[Unicorn]

Nyarle let herself be shifted around, suddenly curious at the sickly-looking newcomer. Even the talking mouse seemed to respect him.

She mostly ignored Septima's comments, continuing to lean her weight on him until he started to walk away. The sickly-looking one walked away soon after. Nyarle smiled faintly. A little sunlight would be good for him. She just needed to find where his bedroom was and cut a skylight into his roof.

Suddenly remembering something, Nyarle looked around for the doggies that she'd been talking to, only to find they had fled. She sighed gently and yawned, suddenly bored again.

"Luskel? Shall we go to that nice nap area you recommended?"

[DarkPulsar]

"Mm, I suppose so," she said, nodding. "Whatever Nyarle-sama wishes."

[Kaoru Miyazaki]

Bael and Kaoru approached the large table, looking over the various dishes that were set out. The wonderous smell of the food made Kaoru's mouth water and his stomach growled again.

Kaoru gently released Bael's hand and picked up an empty plate for himself. He placed a bit of salad and a few sauced meatballs with toothpicks impaling them on his plate, also grabbing a silver fork for the salad. Then he wandered over to a vacant chair and sat down to eat his small meal. A smile touched his lips as he picked up one of the meatballs by the the toothpick stuck in it. He took a bite and was surprised at the taste. 'Mmm... It's so decadent...'

Bael soon walked over to stand beside Kaoru's chair, a fresh bottle of sake clasped in his hand. He opted to stand instead of sit, though he remained at Kaoru's side the entire time the younger shinigami was eating his meal. With a smile of his own, he took a sip of the sake. "Ahh... Ruru, once you have your food in your stomach, would you be brave enough to try some of this stuff again?", he asked, teasing the other slightly.

'Feh, yeah right. The Princess would probably pass out after two or three shots of that stuff.' Kaito grinned.

'Be quiet! No one asked you, Kaito...' Kaoru snapped back at his other side. He then swallowed what was in his mouth and looked up at Bael. "Eh... Maybe. We'll see, all right, Itoshii?", he replied with a small nervous laugh.

[Unicorn]

"Mm, I suppose so," she said, nodding. "Whatever Nyarle-sama wishes."

"You may decide what to do also, Luskel. You know that." Nyarle murmured, then swirled around to find the doorway to the gardens.

"Lets go find that nice tree you suggested earlier. Also... do you know how thick the roofs are? I think that that white insect we saw earlier needs some colour."