Fave Movie Quotes

[Geta Boshi]

My fave alltime movie quotes would have to be from The Godfather II . I wanted to post the whole diaglogue My Father taught me many things ... But my memory fails me >.<

The Godfather II


Michael Corleone : Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.



Taxi Driver ( De Niro)

You talkin' to me?

Casablanca

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.

[Nocturne]

Strictly Ballroom
Fran: A life lived in fear is a life half lived.

Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

[eurys]

Nerd time!

Conan the barbarian
Mongol General: "What is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Conan: "Crom, I have never prayed to you before, I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought or how we died. No, all that matters, is that two stood against many. That's what's important. Valour pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request: grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"

A New Hope (Star Wars)
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

[speedphantom]

Shanghai Knights

Chon Wang to Roy - "If you break her heart, I'll break your legs"

XD

[Nocturne]

From an obscure little movie, The Dark Crystal:

Aughra: Ya look like Gelfling...
[sniffs]
Aughra: SMELL like Gelfling...
[sniffs]
Aughra: maybe y'ARE Gelfling!

Voiced by the great Frank Oz!

[speedphantom]

Bowfinger: We're finished! It's over between us!
Daisy: But why?
Bowfinger: You slept with Jiff.
Daisy: So?
Bowfinger: You know, I never thought about it that way.
Daisy: So I'll see you tonight?
Bowfinger: What time?
Daisy: 8?
Bowfinger: Ok

Kit: White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

Bowfinger: Think of this as an errand. Your errand is to run across the freeway until I yell, "Cut!"

Dave: But movies cost millions of dollars to make.
Bowfinger: That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184.

Carol: His fear, its almost as if it were real.

Bowfinger has plenty of awesome moments! XD

[Zelos]

Live Free, Die Hard had some good ones >_>

(McClain looks at a poster of Bobbofet): cool poster
warlock: you a fan of the 'fet?
McClain: na, im more of a Star Wars guy

i thought it was hilarious XD

[BLUESMILE]

The Mummy Returns

The book of the dead gives life . The book of the living takes life away .

Which book do you need ? :p

[Riekie]

The Shining:

Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance: Here's Johnny!!!
and

JT while quoting wendy in a VERY silly and scary manner: As soon as possible?!?!

[imamess]

Nocturne you totally read my mind in doing a Spaceballs quote, only mine is:

Evil will always win because good is dumb.

I can probably recite that entire movie. Keep firing, assholes!

[FireCandy]

PULP FICTION:
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Vincent: [to Marvin] Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Vincent: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker

Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Esmeralda: So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It's a topic I'm very interested in.

Lance: If you're all right, then say something.
Mia: Something.

Vincent: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.

Jules: Bitch, be cool!

[Ulquiorra]

lmfao Pulp Fiction is great

here's one for the fans

THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry, couldnt resist :p

[So-Dee-Lish-Us]

@Ulquiorra: Haha. Love that one. <33

Rush Hour 3

Carter: I'ma blow your ass off!

Lee: Oh yeah? Well I'm half black.

((Not sure if they're the right quotes.))

[Kalyrn]

Monty Python

Black Knight: I'm invincible!
Arthur: You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs!

Best fight ever!:rofl

[Ulquiorra]

@Ulquiorra: Haha. Love that one. <33

Rush Hour 3





((Not sure if they're the right quotes.))

technically it's

"Dont move or I'll blow your asscheek off!"

and

"If you are half Chinese, I am half black. Im your brother and Im fly. You down with that, Snoopy?! That's dope, in'nit???"

XDDDD

[beautiful_death]

Cry-Baby

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