What X'mas presents should they get?

[Unicorn]

Just a fun thread where you play Santa to the cast of Bleach. YOU decide who was naughty or nice, and provide presents accordingly. What presents would you give to people like Ichigo and Aizen (and the rest of Bleach)? :D

Preferred format is:

<Name> - <Present> - <Naughty / Nice> - <Why>

Eg. Aizen - Ginzu brand Nutcracker - Naughty - he needs to get on with cracking open the Hougyoku so we can move on with the plot... please...

[Flying Banana]

hinamori - a new hairnet =D
nice - because she hasn't done anything good or bad so i guess the best choice was nice o__o

[Dizzy]

Ichigo - A generic Shounen powerup - Nice - Just because.
Rukia - Not being dead - Nice - Because ... oh wait, never mind. She already got it.
Ishida - His stomach back - Nice - It seems important.
Renji - An actual victory against a decent opponent - Nice - Because he gets pwned every arc.
Chad - A third arm - Nice - It would look awesome 8D
Grimmy - A refill of blood - Naughty - He's probably bled all of it out by now >>
Ulquiorra - A way back into Hueco Mundo - Vaguely Nice - Because he's been trapped in there for half a year XD
Szayel - More sexy tongue action - Naughty - You can never have enough ;)

[beautiful_death]

Nnoitra - a dominatrix - naughty - he secretly likes to be pushed around by a woman...XD

[lala~]

LOL @ beautiful_death's present

Orihime - home-made FOOD XD - Nice - she's been enduring Hueco Mondo for a long time and i bet she misses her bizarre foods :)
Rukia - Um... Chappy the Bunny? - Nice - she's been getting stabbed repeatedly lately... the girl needs a break
Ishida - his organs undamaged - Nice - im pretty sure thats what he's been wanting for a while
Aizen - a lump of coal - Naughty - cuz he's been bad and you know it :p
Gin - screentime - Naughty - hes just not been getting enough of it to do anything except be forgotten. Bad Gin for not fighting for screentime.

[Frosted Heart]

Aizen (naughty) - He gets a replica Throne of Heaven. Just so he can get used to sitting in it. ;) *runs*

Tousen (naughty) - One of those joke-leashes with an 'invisible dog' at the end. I'd tell him it was his new seeing eye dog. :D

Grimmjow (naughty) - A giant scratching post in the image of Ichigo.

Ulquiorra (naughty) - Books to read while he waits for the cage negaccion to wear off (no, they aren't emo poetry or anything >_>).

Every girl in the series - A pregnancy test kit, just in case Szayel went near them at one time or another. :p

[Ileenka]

Ichigo - Naughty. Should get a lump of coal to smear his face with.

Rukia - Nice. Obviously. Should have a crib of bunny plushies to play with.

Renji - Nice. Should be given hair tonic to repair that receding hairline.

Ishida - Nice. Should be given vouchers to a massage spa for his wonderful abs.

Orihime - Naughty. Should be given 50 handkerchiefs to wipe her tears with.

Chad - Can't decide, but should be given anything other than Hawaiian shirts or cardigans.

Szayel - Nice. Obviously. Should be given Mayuri and Nemu's heads. He'll love them.

Urahara - Naughty. Should be sent to someone who will pluck his chin and chest hair out one by one with a tweezer so he can experience the pain. Slowly. And then bare his immaculately smooth, feminine skin throughout the New Year.

Ulquiorra - Nice. Should be given a manicure, a mixing bowl, a whisk and a recipe book so he can make delicious meals for Orihime better than she could herself.

Grimmjow - Naughty. Should be given a paper bag to cover his face with for the embarrassment he caused himself 20 chapters previously.

Gin - Naughty. Should be pulled through a 6-horse float and carriage so he can be displayed more often through the crowd of Bleach readers rather than hide in ol' hermaphrodite-infested Las Noches.

Aizen - Naughty. Giving him anything will not affect his mood. Therefore, he should have the Hougyouku taken away from him so he can pursue it again and reveal his frustrations and secrets instead of having morons like Ichigo running around aimlessly for goodness-knows-what.

Tousen - Naughty. Because I say so. Should be given a Kenpachi haircut. Just because he hates Kenpachi. HAH. SUFFER, TOUSEN.

Kenpachi - Naughty. Should have his zanpakuto sharpened until the rugged edges look smooth like porcelain. Badass factor down by 300%. That will piss him off.

Tesla - Nice. Should be brought back to life.

Byakuya - Nice. Should be given Ichigo's head.



I will add more later.

[stark espada]

yammato-a new cane and coal-naughty-why because he has lived longer then santa why will he just not pass on.

[Ayasegawa]

Um, I say...
Hanatarou - A pill that WORKS - Nice - >.> -huggles him- He needs it.
Yumichika/Ikkaku/Shuuhei/Izuru/Rangiku/Toushiro/Momo/ect. - An appearance in this arc - Nice - ...COME ON D:>

I'd do more but I don't feel like it. XD

[Riekie]

Grimmjow- loss of arm- Naughty- because if he looses the arm, he looses his rank, thus he can get it back by getting his arm fixed by Orihime, giving his rank back as well and kill the most random person that is within 6 feet of him. Ultimately making him: HAPPY!!!<--which he quite isn't right now:(

Orihime- Grimmjow lovin'- Naughty- because she ain't healin' Grimmjow!!

Ishida- a qualified psychiatrist- Nice- look at the stuff he's going through right now because of Szayel but mostly Mayuri

Renji- new tendons- Nice- that way he can get back up and kick some Psycho's ass! (his choice which one)

Mayuri- dental plan- Naughty- look at those teeth man!

Szayel- own talkshow- Nice- because impregnating Nemu was such a nice gesture right before the holidays.

[Saffire]

Nice list:
Ichigo - One of those soul materialization dolls, so Zangetsu can smack him around for not being naughty.
Ishida - A free ticket to someplace boring so crazy scientists won't rip apart his insides anymore.
Chad - The script for future chapters, so he can tell when he's outclassed. Getting sliced open sucks.
Rukia - Ruby slippers, so the group can go home already.
Orihime - Ditto, that way we don't have to spend a volume getting everyone together. :p
Nel (no one's gotten her anything!) - mask surgery so she can get in on the Ichigo x every female in Bleach action.

Naughty list:
Grimmjow - Catnip. He's going to need it after getting chunked by Nnoitra.
Nnoitra - A thrashing by Kenpachi, cause he needs it.
Gin - Me giving Rukia the slippers so he can't mess with her anymore.
Tousen - Wanderweiss kicking his ass, cause it'd be funny.
Aizen - Orihime rejecting Hueco Mundo and everything in it. Sucker.

[Miyona]

Chad - Someone he can beat (like Yammi)

Gin - Rangiku doll

Kisuke - A sombrero

Uryuu - A nice free trip to a resort

Rukia - A swordproof vest :p

Renji - A bandana

Inoue - An expensive notebook

Kenny - Hair Gel

Grimmy - A dog ;)

Szayel - An exploding Christmas present >_>

Ichigo - He can have me!

[vaizado]

Zomari - Sunglasses for all those eyes.

[Miyona]

I hope you have enough money for all of those sunglasses Vaizado :p

[vaizado]

Ill get cheap ones. :)

Anyways.

For Szayel, a nice sticker to put on his flask once Mayuri has bottled him up.

For Grimmjow, some fan mail so he doesnt feel alone anymore. 'cause everyone, even Kubo has completely forgotten about him. Its okay Grimmy!

For Ulquiorra, a set of Scrabble. He needs something to entertain himself while he's in that dimension.

For Nnoitra, a new hood. The spoon thing, so not diggin it.

For Wonderweiss, something to help his speech. "Hooked on Phonics" anyone?

[rei_ai]

Ishida - a new sewing kit - nice - so he can make a new costume

Chad - a new haircut - nice - so he'll look 'clean' once in a while

Byakuya - a ponytail - naughty - urg...

Gin - a mask to cover his grin - naughty - he's freaking me and everyone else

Wonderweiss - a language translator - nice - so I everyone can understand him

nel - feeding bottle or a new toy - naughty - so she'll stop clinging on a certain shinigami

[Air]

Ichigo - a Devil Fruit - nice - The new power-up to beat the Vastorodes!

Rukia - Sharingan eyes - nice - Useful and pretty.

Orihime - Suzumiya Haruhi's powers - nice - I reject this.. I reject that..

Grimmjow - SSJ transformation - naughty - For the lone king pride!

Aizen - a Death Note - naughty - To became the God of a new world

[cheez]

Nice

Ishida, Renji, Sado - Dignity, because they've had it stripped away this arc :cry.

Rukia - A bandage, because of the huge hole in her gut.

Ichigo - A real power up, because the extended mask time is not a real power up.

Byakuya - A hug :D, because the man needs one, he can't always be stuck-up.

Neliel - Ichigo ;)

Naughty

Grimmjow - Blood and a ball or yarn.

Ulquiorra - A diary and pen, so he can write his emo poems while passing time in the negation.

Aizen and Gin - Screen Time :yell, They have been the most entertaining characters this arc, and they are the coolest in Bleach.

Yammy - Death, because I just don't like his character :D