ME WANT, BUT CANNOT GET!!!

[Mystic Serenade]

Omari stood in front of his computer, ready for another night of online chatting. He recently had met a new girl, so he figured he would try what he usually did. "So nude pics plx?" he typed with his keyboard.

The answer was a prompt, "No."

"Stupid *censor*, I hope you *censor* die *censor*!" he typed in return.

"Lawl, no girl would give you nudes lolololol. Btw I'm a man, you sucks."

Omar left his computer in a rage, "Why must this always happen," he yelled in anguish. "I give and give but those hoes never give back." He came to the conclusion that all woman were evil, backstabbing, *censor*. He planned for his revenge against all these *censor*.

He walked into the strip club, ready for anything. Never had he seen so many nudes in person, he contemplated why he never did this before. However it was too late, he was here for a reason. He sat himself in front one of the erotic dancers. Following every other men's action he was about to put some money in the dancer's bra.

However she noticeably had a face full of disgust at his appearance and flinched at his action. That was it, stupid *censor* pushed it past the *censor* limit. He pulled out two handguns from his jacket, and pumped bullet after bullet into any woman who was unlucky enough to be within his sights. It all ended once he was overtaken by a mob of very unhappy men. Woe is be to the man with no game. The club has now closed due to the incident, some of the souls wandering out into the streets, some staying within. However, some of their chains began to corrode unnaturally fast

Souls #1-10: All souls have been consumed by Random Menos. Keiji defeats random menos (200)

(Funis got eaten lawl)

[tari101190]

kai heads to soul #1

(changed cos sai couldn't be in thread apparently)

[Mystic Serenade]

Soul #1

In a flash a hollow came down and swept up the soul, putting it into his monstrous mouth. "Would you like to play Shinigami?"

*Initiates fight with Nakamura Kai*

Homo Funis

[Health: 800/800]
[Reiryoku: 800/800 (+40/turn)]
[Recharge: 270 (+90 per turn)]
[Strength: 150/150]
[Defense: 230/230]
[Speed: 150/150]

Abilities

Crack o` da` Whip
He snaps his whip at the opponent at a blindingly fast speed
(Cost: 75 Damage: 50 Cost Speed: x2 Cost)

Uncouth Gaze
He concentrates reiatsu at the opponent using his very unaesthetic looking mask as a conduit to freeze the opponent in place (can be countered with Strength equal to cost)
(Cost: 100 Damage: n/a Cost Speed: 85)

Foul Bite
He bites the opponent, infecting them with his bacteria ridden mouth. If successful, the enemy loses health equal to 10% of cost each turn until healed
(Cost: 50 Damage: 10 Speed: 30)

[tari101190]

kai runs away to soul #10
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sai heads to soul #2-#3

(theres nothing for any1 to gain from that fight really)

[Primera Espada]

(sorry, due to the thread starting a day late, I couldn't get to it at the appropriate time)

Suddenly, without warning, Menos Grande, thousands of them!


Kidding...

just one.

The giant totem of a hollow broke through the barrier between worlds, hungry to devour the souls below.

In fact, he was too much, too fast, his giant tongue darted out and snatched up all the remaining souls! They were devoured in an instant!

He set his site on those, human, shinigami, or hollow, nearby

Random Menos :

Health : 2,000
Reiryaku : 2000
Strength : 750
Defense : 750
Speed : 300
Recharge : 200

Abilities:
Cero Sample : Does damage equal to 4,000. Cost : 2,000. Speed : 750. Requires Menos class
Tongue Lash : Cost 500, damage 500, speed 500. A quick strike with a menos size tongue
Punt : kicks the **** out of you, quite easily. Big feet. Cost 300. Damage 300. Speed 100.

[Mystic Serenade]

"So, this is where the party is at hmmm?"

*Initiates fight with random menos*

Health: 2872
Reiryoku: 2872
Recharge: 900
Strength: 686
Defense: 600
Speed: 686

[Primera Espada]

The Hollow wasted no time. It's skeletal maw opened up, a smearing sliver of smoke rising out of the gaping canyon within. It's visage became blurry, wavey as the heat in front of his ivory teeth became visible due to the rapidly increasing temperature. There was a flicker, and a flash, and a lovely vermillion hue that spilled across the otherwise cold and clean mask as an orb of matching color swelled up in front of his grill.

A Cero.

It cut through the air not like a hot knife, but rather, like a crashing bus, plowing through a New York City street crosswalk : Obliterating all within it's path. The crimson ray of death spread out the further from the source it got, and was large enough to completely engulf it's first target, Keiji

(4,000 damage Speed : 750.)
Health : 2,000
Reiryaku : 2000 - 2000 = 0
Strength : 750
Defense : 750
Speed : 300
Recharge : 200

[Mystic Serenade]

"Straight to point I see." He watched as the gigantic ray of crimson sped towards him, ready to erase his existence from the face of this planet. But it wasn't fast enough. With a quick turn of his foot he disappeared from visible view, reappearing behind the gigantic menos' skull (Shyunpo, 375 Reiryoku used, 750 Speed).

From there he unsheathed both zanpakuto, throwing out both as he held his arms outward from his sides. However instead of being flung away from his immediate grasp, they remained inches away from his palms, spinning with his hands as the center of rotation.

"Akehanareru, Kyokki Hitosashi. Tenchikaimei, Mumyoujouya," he said in quick succession. The zanpakuto to his right exploded in a flash of light and his left appeared to absorb everything within its darkness. Soon both chakrams ceased rotating and he flung them behind the head of his intended target (Damage=(Strength 686+739 Reiryoku)x 2 Shikai bonus = 2850, Speed 401)

"Good bye, menos."

Health: 2872
Reiryoku: 2872-375-1000-739=758
Recharge: 900
Strength: 686-686=0
Defense: 600
Speed: 686-401=285

[Primera Espada]

Health : 2,000
Reiryaku : 100
Strength : 750
Defense : 750
Speed : 300
Recharge : 200

The menos saw the attack coming for him, however there was not much the big, slow, dumb thing could do. Every bit of defense and reiatsu was used, but sadly.... it was left just barely too weak to survive. (750 def, 100 reiryaku)

The massive creature came down with a CRASH

Health : 2,000 - 2,000
Reiryaku : 100 - 100
Strength : 750
Defense : 750 - 750
Speed : 300
Recharge : 200

[Mystic Serenade]

"Well now, that wasn't so bad," he reverted both zanpakuto to their sealed state, returning them to their sheaths. "Time to head elsewhere I suppose."

*Leaves the thread*

[tari101190]

kai and sai leave...