A Horrific Plane Crash: Blame the Noob

[Mystic Serenade]

Clear skies, fair weather, a perfect day a for a flight thought Mr. Watanabe, captain of flight 67 as he lifted off from the Nairobi Airport. It was the second flight of a career he was beginning to grow quite attached to. However fifty minutes into the flight, the cabin began to shake violently. A nearby flight attendant flies helplessly through the air, shattering her skull on a nearby rail. A severe case of turbulence he thought as he frantically tried to regain control of the aircraft, he forgets to turn on the "Please Put on All Seat belts" sign, many die as they are flung helplessly around in the aircraft. Mr. Watanabe cracks under the pressure and makes a wrong move, the plane's left wing is torn violently asunder from the rest of the aircraft. A few unlucky passengers attempt to jump from the plane with some pillaged parachutes only to be either hit by the plane's detached left wing or sucked into the engine to meet an untimely death. All hope was lost.

Meanwhile 10 miles away, Farmer Joe was enjoying a nice cup of coffee with a bagel as his routine day was about to begin. He pets his cat Mr. Snuggles. However today his peace is disrupted as he hears a loud sound and looks out the window of his rural home to see a smoking plane speeding towards his humble abode. Oh shiii...

In a horrific second only a smoldering crater remains of the plane and home. Together in the middle of the crater sit Farmer Joe(1) and Mr. Watanabe(2) (20 points each). Off into the distance, scattered throughout the wreckage sit six souls (two 30 pointers(3 and 4), three 50 pointers(5-7), and a 70 pointer(8), all separate mind you). Such a site would most definitely attract those of the spiritual world.

Souls #1 and #2: Lynx eats soul #1 (20) Kai konso at soul #2 (20)
Soul #3: Kai konso (30)
Soul #4: Eaten by Lynx (30)
Soul #5: Lexi konso (50)
Soul #6: Eaten by Julia (50)
Soul #7: Keiji beats Julia and Konso (114 + 50 =164)
Soul #8: Eaten by Azul (70)

[tari101190]

kai arrived

whoa what the hell happened here...horrible.
well i gues i gotta to do my job either way.
atleast this time it seems a little more exciting.

kai goes after the 70 point soul #8

[tari101190]

lynx arrives

ah wonderful. again humans meet their deaths.
i can almost taste the delicious spiritual energy from here.
ha, i'm getting stronger, i can tell.
but is it enough...

lynx goes for the 50 point soul #5

[Mystic Serenade]

"Ah another mess, I hope the noobie knows what he's getting himself into."

Arrives at a 50 pointer #7

[Kolbertt]

Azul arrived at the human world.
The air reeked of smoke and gasoline... but it was not enought to hide the smell of a particularly strong soul.

Arrives at soul number 8, Fight initiated with Kai

"Is that a shinigami I see?... I'm not in the mood to fight, let's just end this quickly."

Health : 581
Reiryaku : 581
Strength : 130
Defense : 150
Speed : 151
Recharge : 150

[~Sachiko~]

"Oh, maybe this meal won't taste so bad."

Julia arrives at 50 point soul #6

[Dizzy]

(What? No soul for the cat? You're terrible, Mystic :<)

Lexi strolled vaguely through the wreckage, looking around and taking in the sights of death and destruction. Noticing a hollow about to consume one of the souls, she leapt into action.

"Hmm, I haven't seen you around before. But I need to get this done quickly, sorry about that."

Initiated fight with Lynx

[tari101190]

kai Runs away
no bloody commet to make on that :mad:

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lynx Runs away
...:cry
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kai goes to soul #3 instead (30 points)

lynx goes to soul #4 instead (30 points)



:yellYou magnificent b******s
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/ccguildenstern/kaneklap.gif


i demand a rule change of some sort!

[Kolbertt]

Well, the shinigami runned away without even fighting... what the heck, better for me.

Azul eats the 70 point soul.

Now... let's move to a different soul...

Azul arrives at soul number 6. (50 points)

[~Sachiko~]

At soul #6

"Oh, it's you again. I'm sorry but I just can't have you interrupting my meal now."

*Initiates fight with Azul*

[Kolbertt]

(Ok... that was indeed a retarded thing to do)

Health : 581
Reiryaku : 581
Strength : 130
Defense : 150
Speed : 151
Recharge : 150

Fuck... it's she...

Ehm... nothing just going around... ehm... communicating with the birds... ugh... OH look!! There's a three headed monkey on that tree!!!!

(Azul runs for her life miserably .P 50+25 75 speed total)

Lesson of the day: If don't check your souls twice, you will end up pinned to a wall :)

[~Sachiko~]

Nice lesson, you're lucky you're a fellow hollow ;o

At soul #6

"Aw well that was no fun," she stared at the other hollow's retreating form. Was it just her or was she looking mighty tasty looking the more she stared? Oh well, better to not think of that now.

*Eat the soul*

"Now I'm sure theres more around here."

Arrives at soul #7

"Hello there shinigami, you're not really my type so I won't play with you." Her tone suddenly changed from light and friendly to quite dark and menacing. "Instead I just want to kick your ass." She had a score to settle with this one, yes indeed.

*initiates fight with Keiji*

[Kolbertt]

I ... AM... SOOOO HAPPY :P

Well, she was having either a very lucky day... or the other hollow was interested in the soul she could feel...

Indeed, the soul had dissapeared...

Maybe I'll have to call this a day... Oh wait. Not yet...

Arrives at soul number 5

Is that you Lexi?

[Mystic Serenade]

Soul #7

Health: 889
Reiryaku: 889
Recharge: 270
Strength: 220
Defense: 189
Speed: 210

"Ah, it's you again hollow-san. It seems you've recovered wonderfully from our last encounter." He unsheathed both zanpakutou. "So I assume this is vengeance from last time no?"

[~Sachiko~]

Soul #7

Health : 1144
Reiryaku: 1144
Recharge:375
Strength : 270
Defense : 239
Speed : 260

"You're a smart one alright." she smirked. "You were quite annoying that last time," she swung out with her tail (125 Strength 125 Speed). She followed with swinging her scythes at the shinigami (100 Cost 100 Damage 100 Speed) and continued to do so three more times as they came back.

Health : 1144
Reiryaku: 1144-400=744
Recharge:375
Strength : 270-125=145
Defense : 239
Speed : 260-125=135

[Mystic Serenade]

Soul #7

Health: 889
Reiryaku: 889
Recharge: 270
Strength: 220
Defense: 189
Speed: 210

"Indeed, I can be quite annoying." He wouldn't dodge, no, Keiji had other things in mind. He countered the hollows attack (220 Strength 125 Speed)(Counter). "How's it feel hollow-san? To get wounde...Oh shit."

He quickly brought up both his zanpakutou to block the incoming scythes (100 defense). However she just sent them right back, this time he had to draw upon some reiryoku to block them efficiently enough (100 damage-89 defense-11 Reiryoku=0 Damage). Her barrage didn't end there as she sent her scythes his way once again, he had to rely on a bit of reiryoku to block this one as well (100 reiryoku into defense).

He noticed she was gearing up to launch those deady scythes at him again, but there was a fatal flaw in her attack, and he would make sure to make use of it. He sheathed both his zanpakutou and stood calmly in the face of the scythes ripping through the air towards him. He closed his eyes deep in concentration, arms strained, palms faced downwards, and he chanted. "Kunrinsha yo! Chiniku no kamen, banshō, habataki, HITO no na o kansu mono yo! Shounetsu to sōran, umihedate sakamaki minami e to ho o susume yo!"

As his chant ended he opened his eyes and they glowed fiercely with the reiryoku he was to unleash. "Shakkoho, Big Bang Version!" he yelled as he pointed his palms at the hollow and the scythes, and unleashed his torrent of fiery rage (Cost 75+500 reiryoku Speed 50+50=100 Reiryoku Damage 1150)(counter)

"We all got to lose sometime hollow-san."

Health: 889
Reiryaku: 889-11-100-500-50=228
Recharge: 270
Strength: 220-220=0
Defense: 189-100-89=0
Speed: 210-125=85

[~Sachiko~]

Soul #7

(omg wtfux o_O)
(125 to each stat, 57 reiryoku)

Health : 1144
Reiryaku: 801
Recharge:375
Strength : 270
Defense : 239
Speed : 260

"You annoying shit!" she yelled out as the shinigami was able to pull out an attack stronger than hers and damage her (220 Strength-125 Strength=95 Damage).

It was amazing, the shinigami though significantly weaker than her was in fact taking everything she was dishing out at him. What happened next she would never imagine possible. The shinigami was unleashing an attack that was stronger than "SHE" could handle (1150 Damage-100 Damage=1050 Damage). However she would not go down without a fight, she unleashed what she could right before she would fall to the attack.

She flung her scythes with all the strength she could muster before she would meet her doom, firing off multiple shots of acid (Cost 75 Speed 50 Damage 150)x10. She also picked up a nearby tree and chucked it at him (270 Strength 260 Speed). "Right back at you, shinigami."

She let out an earth shattering scream right before she succumbed to the fiery flames of the shinigami's attack.

Health : 1144-95-1050=-1
Reiryaku: 801-750=51
Recharge:375
Strength : 270-270=0
Defense : 239
Speed : 260-260=0

(Believe me, thats the last time you're going to surprise me like that again.)

[Mystic Serenade]

Soul #7

(44 to reiryoku, 90 to each stat)
Health: 889
Reiryaku: 272
Recharge: 270
Strength: 90
Defense: 90
Speed: 175

"Well you got to admit, she has spunk." He dodged 8 of the 10 acid shots (175 Speed+225 Reiryoku=400) and defended against another (150 Damage-90 Defense-42 Reiryoku=18). The last one he had to take in it's entirety (150 Damage).

He gasped for air as he felt the tree smack into his stomach, knocking the wind out of him (270 Damage). I'm definitely going to feel that one later. He placed a hand over his stomach as he knelled over the ground. "Anyways, time to do my job." He walked over the soul and performed the konso. "You better appreciate this, it took my all to do that." With that the soul precipitated into the air.

Health: 889-18-150-270=451
Reiryaku: 272-225-42=0
Recharge: 270
Strength: 90
Defense: 90-90=0
Speed: 175-175=0

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Meanwhile, over the body of the hollow, a rift opened from which a group of hollows came out. They grabbed it and fled back through the dark rift from which they came.

(Last bit I put in for you Sachi. Now remember kiddies, if you play smart and your opponent makes a slip you can actually win against a stronger opponent. Also, I'll be putting the points everyone gains in the first post just to let you all know.)

[Pharos]

Arachnee arrived at the scene.

It looks I arrived quite late... maybe I can still get some souls

Arachnee arrives at soul number number 3

"Hello shinigami guy...

I'm Arachnee, nice to met you, now DIE!!!"

Fight initiated with Sai over soul number 3

[tari101190]

whoah, loads of weirdoes round here.

anyway...lets go then you scorion type thing...erm...whats your name again?

im nakamura kaito kohana, shinigami 1st division.

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 200
Strength: 62
Defence: 50
Speed: 52
Recharge: 36

[Dizzy]

Lexi looked up after konsoing the soul (50 points), and noticed a familiar figure ambling over towards her. After double-checking that it couldn't be Julia in disguise, she answered.

"Hmm? Azul? Heeey, how's life? ... Oh right, the whole being dead thing. Anyways, let's walk and talk. I don't feel like being ambushed by crazy S&M hollows right now."

Lexi ditches the thread and invites Azul to start an RP thread for us

[Pharos]

whoah, loads of weirdoes round here.

anyway...lets go then you scorion type thing...erm...whats your name again?

"You are so dead right now... My name is Arachnee!! Make sure to remember it!!"

Soul Points: 185
Reiryaku : 185
Strength : 50
Defense : 45
Speed : 30
Recharge : 60

Arachnee leaped forward and threw and acid shot straight in the face of Kai (50 str, 30 speed+10 rei= 40 total)

"Got it memorized?!"

Soul Points: 185
Reiryaku : 175
Strength : 0
Defense : 45
Speed : 0
Recharge : 60

[tari101190]

lynx devours soul #4

lynx goes for souls #1 + #2

[tari101190]

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 200
Strength: 62
Defence: 50
Speed: 52
Recharge: 36

pft wateva...once you've seen one hollow you've seen em all...

unfortunately...

kai saw the acid heading straight for his face and kncocked it away with his zapakuto.

defence: 50

...

kai then followed up with an attack of his own

my turn...erm...arachnar. memorize this!

strength: 50 = 30 strength + 20 reiryoku
speed: 30

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 180 = 200 - 20
Strength: 32 = 62 - 30
Defence: 0 = 50 - 50
Speed: 22 = 52 - 30
Recharge: 36

[Pharos]

(ehm... the attack was of 50 points, you should have 0 defense right now)

Soul Points: 185
Reiryaku : 184 (+9 per turn)
Strength : 20
Defense : 45 (top)
Speed : 30
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

:hm... an idiot shinigami... An idiot, but a strong one.

Arachnee defended against the incoming attack (45 defense, 5 rei) and saw an opening in the enemy offensive. RIGHT THERE!!!

Arachnee thrusted forward and impaled the shinigami on the ribs (20 str + 10 rei= 30 total, 20 speed+10= 30 total)

Soul Points: 185
Reiryaku : 159 = 184-20-5
Strength : 0
Defense : 0
Speed : 0
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

[tari101190]

(hey...when you attack, dnt write stuff like you impaled me, i may dodge/defend remeber. just say you aimed for my ribs or sumtin maybe. your attack won't always hit for sure.)

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 190 = 180 + 10
Strength: 44 = 32 + 12
Defence: 12 = 0 + 12
Speed: 34 = 22 + 12
Recharge: 36

whoah! too fast, no time to properly dodge this one...

kai matched the hollows speed recklessly retaliating with his counter attack.

speed: 30 = 20 speed + 10 reiryoku
strength: 40

hey, trust me, i'm no idiot. it's just funny seeing monsters like you can still get agitated. ha. thought you hollows were all as dumb as you look...and you sure as hell look ugly.

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 180 = 190 - 10
Strength: 4 = 44 - 40
Defence: 12
Speed: 14 = 34 - 20
Recharge: 36

[Pharos]

Soul Points: 185
Reiryaku : 168 (+9per turn)
Strength : 20
Defense : 20
Speed : 20
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

Pow... right in the middle of the face... (-10 health)

"Ugh... that was cheap..."

Let's make this things a little more interesting.

No action this turn

Soul Points: 175 (-10)
Reiryaku : 168 (+9per turn)
Strength : 20
Defense : 20
Speed : 20
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

[tari101190]

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 190 = 180 + 10
Strength: 16 = 4 + 12
Defence: 24 = 12 + 12
Speed: 26 = 14 + 12
Recharge: 36

ho...you're a smart one i see. ha, i guess looks mean nothin to some hollows...you are not as dumb as you look i'll admit.

i can see right through you though. sensei taught us this.
"when your losing in a fight", he woud say, "try and find an opportunity to gather up your energy, bidding your time for your next assault."

i nvr did like doing that...i'm all about the combat.

hmm...i'll humor you though, i'm enjoying myself. ha!

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 190
Strength: 16
Defence: 24
Speed: 26
Recharge: 36

[Pharos]

Soul Points: 175
Reiryaku : 177 (+9per turn)
Strength : 40
Defense : 40
Speed : 40
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)


"Jajajaja!! You are indeed not as stupid as you seem... but let's make this clear. You won't see the end of this."

Arachnee tryed to tackle the shinigami (40 strength, + 30 rei 70 total, 40 speed + 30 rei 70 total)

"You seem to be having a hard time, shinigami..."

Soul Points: 175
Reiryaku : 117 (+9per turn)
Strength : 0
Defense : 40
Speed : 0
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

[tari101190]

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 200 = 190 + 10
Strength: 28 = 16 + 12
Defence: 36 = 24 + 12
Speed: 38 = 26 + 12
Recharge: 36

here he comes...

kai defended against the powerful tackle

defence: 70 = 36 defence + 34 reiryoku

hmmm...whoa.

i guess now your gettin serious. maybe i should too...

hard time? no way...is that all you got?

kai lunged forward to attack the hollow

strength: 50 = 28 strength + 22 reiryoku
speed: 40 = 38 speed + 2 reiryoku

u like that? well now take this!

Destructive Spell 4. White Lightning (Byakurai)!

kai shot a destructive spell at the hollow

Cost: 50
Damage: 50
Speed: 50

don't even think for a second i'm done!

Ye Lord! Mask of blood and flesh, all creation, flutter of wings, ye who bears the name of Man! Inferno and pandemonium, The sea barrier surges, March on to the south!

Destructive Spell 31. Shot of Red Fire (Shakkaho)!

kai immediately shot another destructive spell at the hollow

Cost: 75
Damage: 150
Speed: 50

this was fun. i really enjoyed our little fight. but i almost 4got myself, i gotta job to do...i'm a shinigami afterall. so...

oh and remember...my name is nakamura kaito kohana!

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 17 = 200 - 34 - 22 - 2 - 50 - 75
Strength: 0 = 28 - 28
Defence: 0 = 36 - 36
Speed: 0 = 38 - 38
Recharge: 36

[Mystic Serenade]

(Minor note, tari you should have 10 more defense since in post 24 you stated you imputed and actually used 10 reiryoku to defend yourself. And yes, it's souls #1 and #2 but you can only eat one in 24 hours unless someone fights you over them and you win.)

[tari101190]

(well i would have still 0 defence just 10 more reiryoku cos i took off 10 reiryoku for no reason. it wnt affect anythin so i added it back)

(pharos i fixed my mistakes btw...)

[Pharos]

Soul Points: 175
Reiryaku : 126 (+9per turn)
Strength : 20
Defense : 45
Speed : 20
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

The shinigami made a strong, swift attack, Arachnee could not dodge it, and blocking it was imposible (-50 health)

But then, the shinigami made a TERRIBLE mistake. Arachnee knew what kidoh was, he had been defeated once by a Byakurai; ergo, he knew the strength and speed of the attack just too well.

He slided under the attack and advanced, and immediatelly digged his fangs on the shinigami's spirit body (COUNTER ATTACK; Poison fang= 100 rei, 10 damage+45 rei (55-50= 5 total) 30speed+20rei; 10 poison damage per turn)

"Jajaja, yess, thigs do look bad for you, shini..."

Bur then he saw the big fireball coming towards him... he was too close to dodge it, so he blocked the most of it (150 damage - 45 defense= 105 total)

"Fuck... that hurted... but it's a matter of time before my poison disolves your body from the inside..."

Damn it... have I reached my limit?

Not yet... it's a matter of time... just endure this a little longer...

Arachnee then tried to move... and with the remaining strength he had, he threw an acid shot at the shinigami (20 str, 20 speed)

Soul Points: 175-105-50=20
Reiryaku : 0 (+9per turn)
Strength : 0
Defense : 0
Speed : 0
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

(is this ok now?)

[Mystic Serenade]

(Another minor point has come to my attention. In post #29, your speed went over 30 which isn't allowed to happen pharos. Just subtract 10 reiryoku somewhere in that post you just made.)

[tari101190]

(cos i only just got bitten the poison wn't kick in right now right? it will be from my next turn i lose 10 points every turn right?)

Health: 200
Reiryoku: 27 = 17 + 10
Strength: 12= 0 + 12
Defence: 12 = 0 + 12
Speed: 12 = 0 + 12
Recharge: 36

kai took little damage from the desperate counter attack

health: 195 = 200 - 5

kai again just deflected most of the acid away with his zanpakuto

defence: 12
damage: 8 = 20 - 12
health: 187 = 195 - 8

ho...persistant arn't you? i told you the fights over. why don't you just give up, save yourself from further humiliation...

well i guess you would be saving your life too. you see, if i beat you, im gonna kill you. i'm, a shnigami, thats my job.

this fight was fun, but now your just annoying and pathetic.

leave now and i'll spare you. otherwise i'll kill you once i win.

Health: 187
Reiryoku: 27
Strength: 12
Defence: 0
Speed: 12
Recharge: 36

[tari101190]

lynx eats soul #1

[Pharos]

Soul Points:20
Reiryaku :9(+9per turn)
Strength :20
Defense :20
Speed :20
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

"Annoying and pathetic, but your body is about to show the signs of my poison... little by little, your spirit body will be disolved"
Let's see what happens in a few moments from now...

Arachnee spitted another acid shot at the shinigami (20 str, 20 speed) it's only a matter of time until you surrender --- evil chuckle

Soul Points:20
Reiryaku :9(+9per turn)
Strength :0
Defense :20
Speed :0
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

[tari101190]

Health: 187
Reiryoku: 37 = 27 + 10
Strength: 24 = 12 + 12
Defence: 12 = 0 + 12
Speed: 24 = 12 + 12
Recharge: 36

health: 177 = 187 - 10

this poison is sinking in now i guess...

kai blocks some of the acid

defence: 12
damage: 8 = 20 - 12
health: 169 = 177 - 8

i told you to give up already. or do you really wanna die?

Health: 169
Reiryoku: 37
Strength: 24
Defence: 0 = 12 - 12
Speed: 24
Recharge: 36

(btw if i win and kill you then arachnee will not be a character anymore...so what will it be?)

[Pharos]

(FINE... I'll give in... :hm)

Soul Points:20
Reiryaku :18(+9per turn)
Strength :20
Defense :40
Speed :20
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

Agh... the shinigami is not attacking... that's a bad sign. Even though his poison was inside the body, it would not really matter if he died...

"I'll go away now... but I won't forget that idiotic face of yours... Oh, but you will die eventually, so it's the same"

Arachnee licked his wounds, covering them in a healing cocoon (Healing web: 18 rei, +18 health) and prepared to hide in the ground-

"One more thing, shinigami, if I were you, I'd go and see that swollen injury. It's turning purple, you know?"
Pure bullshit... When I go out of his sight, my poison will wear out. Let's just freak him out for a while

Arachnee escapes

Soul Points:20+18 = 38
Reiryaku :0(+9per turn)
Strength :20
Defense :40
Speed :20
Recharge : 60 (+20 per turn)

[tari101190]

...few...that was...interesting i guess.
i realy did enjoy that fight though. hmmm...it did got boring cos he wouldn't give up. i perposely held back when i shot my final attacks. i could've killed him but wateva. a fights a fight, no need for death...although he was a hollow. damn maybe i should be doin my job properlly ,ha.

what...oh yeah right sorry bout that. i'll send you to a better place now. sorry bout the plane by the way...think ofthis as a conpensation holiday claim.

performed konso on soul #3

ok whoah...this reiatsu is...!!!

kai heads to soul #2

[tari101190]

i was gonna write a long story about how kai and lynx meet each other for the first time in 2 years...the first meeting b4 the nxt one in 8 years for their showdown...

kai performs konso on soul #2