CHUCK NORRIS FC!!!!!

[HELLA PINOY]

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You knew it was coming sooner or later! I give you the only FC that can contain the awsomeness of Chuck Norris! Anything and everything about Chuck Norris goes in here and everyone is welcome to join! So let us celebrate the man that taught us all how to kick a$$!



Founder/Owner
HELLA PINOY

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Chuck Maniacs
Shannon
Adam
hime--chan
llama
alexie
.nez|
Sora Chan
Nightshift
Gothic Lolita
Flying Banana
Siren
ZarakiKenpachi
EternalDream
Stark Espada
Vizard_King
Slev
FireCandy




Banners: By me

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http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b306/PINOY8706/th_FC2.jpg

http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b306/PINOY8706/th_FC1.jpg


Banner By: Shannon :)

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h136/b0redomness/chucknorris.png

[Shannon]

JOIN! Chuck Norris is the dad I'll never have.

[Adam]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

Hell yeah, Chuck Norris is awesome.

[HELLA PINOY]

Ok your both added. Welcome to your Mecca! lol

[Kristen]

OMG. Chuck Norris is God. I want in :O

[Llama]

Definitely will join this FC.

[alexie]

***is amazed at the awesomeness of Chuck Norris***

I don't know if I'm worthy enough to join this FC?

*bows at Chuck Norris' feet*

[Adam]

***is amazed at the awesomeness of Chuck Norris***

I don't know if I'm worthy enough to join this FC?

*bows at Chuck Norris' feet*

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.

The fact is, none of worshippers of Chuck Norris are worthy of the man himself, but it's possible to be worthy of the Fan Club.

So, welcome. Same goes to Llama and hime--chan.

[Shannon]

Welcome people. Bow down to Chuck Norris' power.

x Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

x When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

[negativzero]

allright, i'm in.
now i wanna learn roundhouse kicks!

[Llama]

"Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds."

[Adam]

allright, i'm in.
now i wanna learn roundhouse kicks!

Good, though you've got a long way to go to before you can roundhouse kick like Chuck (which won't happen, by the way. Only Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick like Chuck Norris).

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

[HELLA PINOY]

Ok everybody so far has been added. The Chuck is very pleased...he'd be more pleased if a FC banner was made but my limited skills are an abomination to him =(

If anyone wants to make one you are more than welcome, and it will be greatly appreciated!

[Sora Chan]

Ohh joinage. Too bad I suck at banners.

[Shannon]

Wish I was good at banners, but I don't have those expensive design things, I only have MS Paint. o.O;

[HELLA PINOY]

Ok I made a few banners so feel free to use them and spread the word!

[nightshift]

Can I join? I practice my roundhouse kicks diligently in hopes of one day being 1/4 as good as Chuck Norris...which is still pretty damn good...

[HELLA PINOY]

Sure! Everyone's welcome to join. Grab a banner and join the carnage!

[Shannon]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h136/b0redomness/chucknorris.png
'Cuz it's true. XD
Me and my "awesome" paint skills.
That was sarcasm. ;)

[HELLA PINOY]

Very nice Shannon! I'll add it to the banner selection. Thank you very much!

[HELLA PINOY]

*bump*

Chuck Norris isnt very pleased with the lack of response...and we def don't want that!!!

[Gothic Lolita]

dont know Chuck that much but i owe it to Pinoy .. lmao XD
add me to the list ..

and here is a chuck norris joke for ya :p ....

While Gothic Lolita tried to join Chuck Norris's fan club, he heard about it, and gave her computer a round house kick which froze her screen to prevent her from joining. Luckly, she used the Ctrl/Alt/Del method.

[HELLA PINOY]

just then Chuck Norris found out how hot she was and let her join as a roadie ;)

Grab a banner and join the Chuckmania!

[Flying Banana]

can i join please? i love Chuck Norris xD

[Siren]

*roundhouse kickbump*

Can I join?

[HELLA PINOY]

Holy crap what happened to this thread?! XXDD

What happened to all the Chuck maniacs??

[ZarakiKenpachi]

joinification!

[HELLA PINOY]

chuckification !!

Ok we need some ideas on how to market this club. :D

[EternalDream]

Joining just for you, Hella! XD

[stark espada]

I want in not even chuck norris could beat chuck norris.

[Vizard_King]

I'm in! We must rally behind the only man who can trully defeat Aizen!

[Slev]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22963279-2,00.html

:x

[HELLA PINOY]

Hey guys you've all been added !! :)

Slev Im guessing you want to join as well...so like it or not Chuck has chosen you.

He later roundhouse kicked the book company so hard it became a "Bookmobile"!

[FireCandy]

Joinage! :yell

[Lady Mizura]

JOINAGE. So amazing.

[amcam]

Joinage!!!!! is this place still active?????

[CeriaHalcyon]

it is now :XD

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk145/keoni-san/ChuckNorris.jpg

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk145/keoni-san/ChuckNorrisKitteh.jpg

[ch1mera]

:ohh this place is still alive?

So, joinage :zomg

[Pollux]

Chuck Norris told me to join this FC so please add me or I'm in trouble (and you too if you refuse) :p

[Riekie]

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. because he decides what time it is.

lol, very cheesy, got this from the news site^^

[Skorpz]

its chuck norris so of course i have to join

[mechaqua]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise

I wish to Join

[CeriaHalcyon]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll179/Negativproton/ChuckNorris.gif

Oh snap, chuck is here, we better run! :lala