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JebbaChan
10-24-2007, 01:28 AM
Dogs FC

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q22/astridstarr00/Sigs-avatars/25pako.jpg


Come and join the awesomeness that is Dogs!!!
I already made a thread here (http://www.bleachasylum.com/showthread.php?p=100420#post100420) check it out for more info!

-Owner-
JebbaChan

-Co-Owner-
Griffith

-Members-
Jasse
Ann-chan
Firecandy
Flying banana
Elentari

Raiden
10-24-2007, 08:54 PM
LOL already made me co-owner i see LOLZ, I love this manga has become my favorite LOL :inlove

Giovanni and Badou are GAR LOL

and Fu-Sama :wtf :inlove

Jasse
10-25-2007, 04:20 AM
Griffith recommended me to read this manga..

So, I'll have to see it first and then I'll hopefully join into the discussions:)

I just read the first volume..Is it called "Weepy old killer"(47 pages), it starts with the old man called Mihai..am i correct?

the series seems ok..excuse me since I am new to this series!

How many volumes/chapters are out?

Much appreciated.

One more thing,

I'll join if you guys don't mind.

Now: I'll think of writing some summary(this is an idea of mine),
I hope you guys don't mind it.

JebbaChan
11-05-2007, 03:53 PM
Griffith recommended me to read this manga..

So, I'll have to see it first and then I'll hopefully join into the discussions:)

I just read the first volume..Is it called "Weepy old killer"(47 pages), it starts with the old man called Mihai..am i correct?

the series seems ok..excuse me since I am new to this series!

How many volumes/chapters are out?

Much appreciated.

One more thing,

I'll join if you guys don't mind.

Now: I'll think of writing some summary(this is an idea of mine),
I hope you guys don't mind it.

Of course you can join! And a good summary would be much appreciated!

Right now there are 23 chapters that are out. And yes, the old man is named Mihai. I hope you decide to keep reading, it gets really good!

Ann-chan
11-05-2007, 04:45 PM
yey! I want to join! *O*/ I've loved this series since forever <3333

Jasse
11-05-2007, 05:47 PM
Thanks for the warm welcome...

and Welcome Ann, I read 4 chapters as of now..

This is my summary..I dunno if its good, if you guys have any suggestions or if there are any mistakes..point it. I know its not perfect but the best i could come up with..

Weepy Old Killer

It’s about an old man called Mihai, who works as a bartender at "Bon Viaggio"
15 years ago, Mihai was an assassin for some powerful boss.
He was in love with a prostitute whose name was Melena, who worked at
“Bon Viaggio”. He thought of marrying her but because of his unstable income coupled with the fact that he feels unease with the nature of her profession, they didn’t get married.

He was a father figure to Ian, the son of the "Don" and he taught him the art of assassination. Ian was a boy who was never familiar with the love of family, his father merely viewed as nothing but a successor to his business.
Ian quickly warmed to Mihai who provided him with more affection than his father.
They spent 5 years together, before Mihai got expelled from his job.

Ian hated the fact that Mihai was in love with Melena, thus he killed her. Mihai lost his job after pointing his gun at the Boss’s son even though he decided not to shoot him.

Mihai decided to visit Melena’s grave in the next day. We get to see Ian torturing the
ex-boss and demanding him to pledge his loyalty to the current “Don”..
Ian knew from his henchman that Mihai was about to show up at the cemetery.
At the same time, there was a plot within the circle of ex-boss men to kill Ian.
Mihai and Ian met, Ian kept questioning Mihai of why he didn’t shoot at that time.
Mihai and Ian were both targeted when they were conversing.
The assigned assassin who was required to finish both guys managed to shoot Ian and Mihai shoulder causing a non-fatal injury. Nonetheless, Both Ian and Mihai killed the guy who came out in the open threatening their lives.

In his last words, Ian finally decided to confess of his reason of killing Melena,
He desired a monopoly on Mihai being the only father figure in his life.
Being an illegitimate child of a prostitute himself, he saw Melena as a person who will take the most precious person in his life and not as a potential mother.
For that reason alone, he also decided to kill his father.

Mihai always knew the truth behind Ian actions; he knew he was important-father figure- to Ian much to his disdain to the nature of his previous profession that permits him to kill all sorts of all people. He was afraid of losing another precious person to him which is why he spared his life.

Raiden
11-07-2007, 01:57 AM
=O nice summary Jasse ^^, and you've only read 4 chs so far, you got to get to rolling LOL, ch 6 we have Giovanni :yay

Jasse
11-07-2007, 09:32 PM
Here's the "explanation" of the 2nd chapter..

If there are any mistakes, point it out. Appreciated.

Chapter 2:

Badou kick a**.

Gun Smoker

The chapter starts with Badou. The one eyed patched guy who works as a Free lancer at some Intelligence agency, selling scandalous pieces of information at high prices.
At the current time, he is preoccupied with his financial problems and worries.

Badou was climbing a hotel, seizing any chance to shoot some photos of any adultery thatmight be occurring at the time. He saw a cat-Yuria- that belonged to the daughter of some president company on the roof ,the reward of whoever finds the cat is 5000 dollars and so Badou gets excited and goes for the chase but the stopper that he was clinging to was destroyed and he fell.

Fortunately, it turned out that the stopper wasn’t completely destroyed and he didn’t complete the fall, much to his pleasant surprise, he saw an unsightly scene that involves the Don of the 4th street-Borodune family- participating in what seems to be bondage.
Knowing that such a scene might provide him with much money and –trouble- he takes a pic and makes a run for it away from the Don’s men who want to hunt him down so they can keep the Boss’s hobby; aka details of his sex life, a secret.

Knowing that he bumped into trouble, Badou asks his boss (Haine) for help and his sick boss doesn’t provide anything of substance to help Badou. Troubled with Don’s men and short on smokes, Badou becomes distressed and agitated.

Mihai lost on his way to “Bon Viaggio” bumped into the now cornered and threatened Badou and saved his life. They all headed back to the bar, Badou unexpectedly saw Mimi, a friend of his in the bar who turned to be a regular customer. After taking a bath and wearing some of Ian’s clothes, Badou explains everything that happened with him so far. Mihai explains that the news of his troublesome and untimely involvement with the Borodoune family warrants a false image of Badou who will now be wrongly thought of being associated with Rowano family with whom the Borodoune family is in a feud with. Mihai concludes that the an impetus is enough to turn he already tensed situation between the two families into a full blown “war”.

Mimi thinks that Badou should sell the bit of info he got to the Rowano family or expose it by pasting the pics all over the town, this “solution” was rejected because it would end putting Badou into an even bigger trouble than the one he’s already in.

At the Bordoune place, the Don (Domino) is planning to kill Badou who is now associated with the popular hitman Mihai. Don is sure that Badou will be pasting the scandalous pictures everywhere.

At the bar, Badou asks from Mihai to be his bodyguard for a pity price and Mihai rejects the offer. The Don’s men barges into the bar and start shooting. Badou’s camera gets destroyed in the process thus losing all means of bargaining.
To Badou’s delight, he finds a cigarette in one’s of the Don’s henchman pockets, but alas. it was spoiled in the crossfire to serve as another warning from the Don so that Badou gets to submit the Don’s “secret files”.
Badou loses his mind because his body is short on nicotine and shows his face to the Don.

Badou insults the Don and suddenly began shooting like crazy yet dangerously skilled gunman.
This sudden transformation is later explained. Mimi states that Badou is generally a coward but when his body is short on nicotine he starts to act “like” this. The fight ends with Badou finally having his smoke and calming down.

The misunderstanding was solved between the two parties. Still, the Don’s hobby was later discovered by the eastern opposing family and Domino’s Bordoune family was dismantled as a result. Yuria(the cat) returned to the home on her own and Badou is repairing the damages that this quarrel caused to the bar.

Raiden
11-07-2007, 10:11 PM
lol another nice job jasse ^^, you need to hurry up and read ch 6 LOL, i want to hear your summary about that. Giovanni :love

Jasse
11-08-2007, 02:29 PM
Be a little patient, I'll read it.;)

These two chapters are boring, Naoto kick a** action wise, but her story isn't captivating to me. I only enjoyed the action scenes.

Is my interpretation correct? as why her teacher didn't tell her truth?
if you have any suggestions tell me.


Chapter 3 - 4

Blade Maiden (part 1-2):

The chapter starts with “Naoto”, a girl who suffers from amnesia after a traumatic event.
Both of her parents died and she was fatally injured by a mysterious person who murdered her parents and almost killed her in a flash. As a result of that event, she bears a huge X –crossed- scar on her chest.

A skilled swordsman whom Naoto believed to be her parents’ murderer takes her into his care and teaches her the art of swordsmanship. Naoto grows at an exceptional rate and is quite gifted and skilled, she starts out a novice but gains experience and skill through the years.Naoto’s mentor has used Naoto’s murderous intent and her will/desire to avenge her parent’s death as a motivation to help Naoto grow stronger. Naoto often notices her teacher’s sad and expressive/emotional face.


Naoto doesn’t remember her real name nor her parents’ faces due to the shock from the tragic event that caused a memory loss on her behalf. The name “Naoto” belonged to another person with whom her mentor and Magato were both familiar with.

Megato once entered the place after her training and started torturing her mentally, reminding her of that painful incident. Naoto’s mentor stopped Magato and expressed a complain; that Magato hasn’t been training lately (in swordsmanship). Magato doesn’t tell him the truth and replied that he is merely occupied with his job as a cleaner and doesn’t have the time to do any training.
Although, he also implies that he isn't skipping the training.

Naoto left to “Boun Viaggio” and she turned out to be another regular customer there.
On her way back to her place, she found her mentor dead killed by no other than Magato.
Magato joyfully commemorates this day as his independence day. Magato continues saying that he’s been training very hard and honing his skills so he could finally beat his teacher.

Naoto becomes furious and impatient, suddenly diving to fight Magato.
The fight was in Megato’s favor at the beginning. Magato remarks on Naoto meekness and during the fight.
He stated that her name betrays her body, telling us indirectly that the original carrier of the name Naoto was a much fiercer fighter.
In the 2nd round of the fight,the tables quickly toppled to Naoto favor and she finally managed to injure Magato badly.

Magato spills out a confession, that the swordsman whom he killed wasn’t the one who caused Naoto grief all these years but one of the “blade”, the other “Naoto” and that the swordsman never told her the truth cause he doesn’t want her to take revenge on the real Naoto.

The chapter ends on the note of Naoto leaving the place.

JebbaChan
11-08-2007, 08:40 PM
Welcome Ann-Chan!! Your love of Hibari automatically allows you joinage! <3333
Nice job on those summaries Jasse!!

Jasse
11-11-2007, 07:49 PM
Ohh, that was hard.. This is the part where science fiction kicks. I believe.

yep and Badou kicks major a**.

Giovanni seems interesting btw.

I hope you guys find this useful.

Anyway,


Chapter 5 and 6

Stray dogs howling in the dark (part one-part two)

The chapter starts with Badou’s boss –Haine- who is told by a certain blind bishop (who is Haine’s sensei) to watch out for his health and not to “do anything crazy”. We get to know that Haine is searching for something.

While Haine was wandering in an underground, he found some bounty hunters who caught an escapee “prostitute” –who covered herself beneath a blanket-and are demanding her to return to the business. Haine saw the girl struggling for her freedom before his own eyes yet he was unsympathetic and cool about it because it’s none of his business and they are total strangers.
One man says that Haine’s supposed “coolness” is only an act and that he is in fact too cowardly to do anything about it.

Once the blanket tore off, the girl turned out to have something that resembles angel wings.Suddenly, Haine quickly reacted and blew the guy she struggled against earlier with his fist.

Haine asked the girl her name, if she has any family acquaintances/friends/ a home but to no avail. She remained silent. He asked her once again what was her age and she replied by using her fingers. Haine realized that it wasn’t because the girl was shy or his lack of persuasiveness that she didn’t answer his questions earlier but she had an inherent disability that the scientists intentionally add to stop artificial life forms from being better than normal human beings alluding that he is also a case of an artificial existence.. Haine mentions that this girl must be one of the descendents of artificial life forms created to be loved by man.
Haine’s identifies with the girl’s problems. Haine feels that she’s the “same as him”.

The girl touched Haine’s hair gently which bothered him greatly to the point that drove him to lunacy, pleading her to stop “touching him”. Haine had a flashback to what it seems to a girl he was familiar with; the girl’s name was Lily.

The men who wanted to retrieve the girl or the -mutant- so they called her, barged into Haine’s room. Haine shot them before they could anything and decided to leave the place with the girl.
The problems didn’t finish with the two guys but the head of a bounty hunter group shot Haine in the stomach while he was standing sideways causing a “fatal” injury.

The girl passed out from panic over what happened to Haine. One the ground, we see what seems like a “dead” Haine only to see him seconds later regenerating and aware to his messy condition.

We see Badou in the cathedral, asking about Haine whereabouts, he complains that Haine doesn’t appreciate the value of teamwork and he needs him to fill in some holes.

An injured Haine enters the room and opens the weapon’s locker, the Bishop with his acute senses realize that Haine was hurt badly in a confrontation and that Haine smelled of blood.

Haine asks his sensei if he ever met god or angel with a serious tone which startles the bishop.The bishop answers that he never once met god during his job saying that god might not really favor him.

The chapter ends with Haine with his collection of weapons, dragging Badou with him to some place.

2nd part

The chapter starts with the mute girl (who has angel-like wings extending for her back) being abused by the guy who shot Haine. The girl was bothered to a great degree by this mistreatment that her wings stood up which is a sign that she’s pissed off. She was worried about what happened to Haine, seeing as that stranger stood up to her. The bounty hunter assures her that Haine was dead and it was the natural result because he interfered with his job. He started arranging her return to the prostitution business.

Haine and Badou returned to the place where the girl was to get her back. Haine stated that he’ll go inside leaving Badou to take care of the front. Badou was left alone, he was agitated at Haine because he kept telling him that fighting is outside his arena and it’d be better if they entered the building together.

Badou transformed back to his old maniacal self-he short on nicotine- and started shooting like crazy some guys who have mistaken him for a junkie. He entered the place and started shooting everyone on sight. The girl took the opportunity to run away and he (the bounty hunter) pursued her.

Haine appeared in the hall and told the girl to go on the other side of the wall to ensure her safety.A quick action scene followed, when Haine and the hunter began shooting at eachother.

Haine’s gun was empty of bullets and the thug happy with how this turned out, continued shooting Haine. Much to the guy’s surprise, Haine didn’t die, frightened and terrified at Haine, he continued shooting but to no use. Haine was still standing firm and very much alive.

In his last words, the man questioned how Haine was still alive despite being shot so many times, he also asked Haine about that strange mark on the back of his neck. Haine said that this is a sign of his robustness and he’s thinking of adding another mark on his head. The guy called him a monster and Haine thinks he’s a monster as well. Haine think the girl must be afraid of him after this display but she gave a comforting smile.

They returned to the bishop’s place, and the bishop gave the girl a maid’s outfit and was strangely excited about it despite the fact that he can’t see it. They banter for a little while and Haine grabs the girl to keep her away from the bishop. The priest was surprised about this intimacy that Haine is displaying toward the girl given that he fears women. Haine states that he feels comfortable around this girl who states her name by use of sign language. She is called Nill and Haine left her at the church under the Bishop recommendation that she’d be safe there.

Bishop saw Haine’s calm and collected demeanor around Nill as a sign of recovering, while Haine was on his way, the bishop told him to bring some medical facilities so they can do something about improving Nill’s condition.


An unknown bowl-cut haired boy appears before Haine’s back, saying that Haine is enjoying his time and that he feels at ease being around at Nill because she reminds him of Lilly.
Enraged and mad, Haine pulls out his gun and almost shoots him but he is stopped halfway through.The boy says stuff how everyone “down below” misses Haine presence and that Haine’s body is very delicate, especially that part that mark hidden under the scarf or the “neck ring”.

The boy’s name is Giovanni. Giovanni tells that the “keruberons spinal cord” should be throbbing by now, and that “it’ll come back to play” at some time. Ofcourse, this is another hint that Haine
might have been genetically modified in some sort which explains his instant regeneration powers and his sympathy toward the artificial life form Nill.Giovanni then disappears leaving no trace of him behind.

Haine obviously has a very bad relationship with Giovanni, he promises that he’ll send everyone “down below” to Hell. Then, we move to a comical note with Badou, whose still alone and is abounded by his friend Haine sitting with another person who was ditched by his friends as well sharing a smoke!

We move to a completely different setting now. We see Mihai and Kiri at “Bon Viaggio” and their new employees. Zack and Baran, Domino’s ex-henchmen. After the Borodune family was dismantled, they lost their jobs and found new ones at the Kiri’s bar and for that they’re very grateful for Kiri and Mihia. Ken, the bar’s chief made a new Marinade dish and is everyone is taking a taste of it. Kiri has approved of the dish then Mihai, late as always returned with the groceries. His bad sense of direction got the best of him, he and Kiri argued over work.

Raiden
11-13-2007, 07:29 PM
another nice one Jasse ^^, now you must go off and read bullets and carnage :yell

Giovanni :wtf :wtf

FireCandy
01-14-2008, 02:55 PM
Joinage plz :wtf :wtf :wtf :wtf

Flying Banana
03-18-2008, 02:13 AM
hmm...wierd i didn't see this fc before :headscratch
joinage please :]

JebbaChan
03-18-2008, 02:28 AM
Welcome flying banana!!!

Love your sig & avy fire candy!

FireCandy
03-19-2008, 04:34 AM
Love your sig & avy fire candy!

Thank you. Nill is probably my fav character in the series :noes

Flying Banana
03-20-2008, 04:26 AM
thanks for the welcome Jebbachan <33
bado would probably be my fav :3

FireCandy
03-20-2008, 05:53 AM
#28 PREVIEW

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/manga%20panels/dogs28preas1.jpg
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/manga%20panels/titlein13qn0.png

Ann-chan
03-20-2008, 03:44 PM
yey! :D thank you~ I am sad for the lack of Badou-involvement though TT___TT; he's my fav in the series hahaha <3 oh well, his story will come eventually with his bro and all ^^; this looks cool too :O I want v3 to come out soon though, cuz the sketchyness is kinda meh XD

JebbaChan
03-22-2008, 09:55 AM
Flying banana <3!

Thanks for the preview firecandy!! It looks like a great chap!

I really want some more Badou action myself, he's hilarious & awesome!

Flying Banana
03-23-2008, 03:50 AM
i've noticed a lot of my favorite characters either are sharks, short, have blue/white hair, or has an eyepatch <--which is where Badou comes in <33

JebbaChan
03-23-2008, 03:51 AM
i've noticed a lot of my favorite characters either are sharks, short, have blue/white hair, or has an eyepatch <--which is where Badou comes in <33
LOL b/c those are the best kind of characters!!

Ann-chan
03-23-2008, 10:44 AM
LOL Flying Banana.... sharks huh.... might they have long white/grey hair? cuz then I love that kind of shark too :hm and otherwise, I love eyepatches as well hehehe XD and just long hair does it for me <333 Badou's hair is so pretty *O*/

Flying Banana
03-24-2008, 02:48 AM
lol i love long hair too >w<
especially Badou's!! <3 then again it kinda reminds me of Renji's hair :fangirl

JebbaChan
03-24-2008, 04:41 AM
Renji's hair <333 & your sig & avy are cute Flying! Lavi :love

I love Badou, but I like Giovanni too. He reminds me of Gin.

Ann-chan
03-24-2008, 12:51 PM
hmmm yeh I guess Giovanni reminds me a bit of Gin.... though Giovanni is weirder XD

and as for Badou looking like Renji, I dunno.... when I just started reading Dogs, I also started reading Saiyuki and I kept confusing Badou with Gojyou lawl both chronic smokers, both red hair, both brother complex, names even look a bit alike lawl only thing Gojyo doesn't have is an eyepatch XD

Flying Banana
03-24-2008, 01:40 PM
jebba chan - thanks :] <3
giovanni does remind me of gin now that you say it xD they're both...mysterious i guess -o-

ann-chan - well i've never actually watched or read saiyuki before but i have seen smeone that looked like badou x3

FireCandy
03-24-2008, 07:26 PM
and as for Badou looking like Renji, I dunno.... when I just started reading Dogs, I also started reading Saiyuki and I kept confusing Badou with Gojyou lawl both chronic smokers, both red hair, both brother complex, names even look a bit alike lawl only thing Gojyo doesn't have is an eyepatch XD
I was thinking exactly the same when I read Dogs for the first time xD

I just have read great fanfic (http://straylace.livejournal.com/825.html?view=313#t313) (raiting G). I highly recommend it to you!

JebbaChan
03-25-2008, 12:22 AM
LOL your right ann! I never noticed how much Badou & Gojyo are so much alike! Plus they're both awesome!

Really good fic firecandy!! Thanks for posting!

FireCandy
04-12-2008, 02:59 PM
Chapter 28 has been released (http://www.mangatranslation.com/dogs/)

Ann-chan
04-13-2008, 09:03 AM
yes! I saw the raw already~ Such a twist! @_____@; BUT SO COOLLLLLL XD I always loved priesty~

JebbaChan
04-14-2008, 10:24 PM
I know! I was like :zomg when priesty did that! There's not going to be a new chap in the next issue is there?

Ann-chan
04-15-2008, 08:30 AM
nope OTZ is soooo unfair D: Bishop is being SO cool and they just..... TAKE IT from us D: though I guess Miwa needs some more time...... btw, I totally loved Haine's face when Naoto started to fall backwards lawl it was screaming WTF are you doing?! soooo funny XD

JebbaChan
04-17-2008, 12:06 AM
I know!! How can he leave us hanging after showing us something so awesome as that!?
LOL I loved Haine's face there too! And then priesty's reaction :lmao

FireCandy
04-20-2008, 08:16 AM
There's not going to be a new chap in the next issue is there?

Yes. Miwa wants to kill us >.>

JebbaChan
04-20-2008, 08:55 AM
Yes. Miwa wants to kill us >.>
Miwa is just sitting back thinking, "Just as Planned."

FireCandy
06-25-2008, 07:35 AM
Obvious changes in volume 2 (http://allbarkandbite.livejournal.com/5193.html)

Elentari
06-25-2008, 09:41 PM
Lolz can I join? I'm so glad that JebbaChan made this FC. The manga is awesome ^^

FireCandy
06-28-2008, 10:46 PM
Chapter 30 release (http://rapidshare.com/files/125649703/dogs-bNc-ch030.zip)

Chapter 29 (http://rapidshare.com/files/123936935/dogs-bNc-29_trans_fix.zip)

Ann-chan
06-29-2008, 10:31 AM
thanks FC, I hadn't noticed Ch30 was out yet <3

JebbaChan
07-02-2008, 06:18 PM
Welcome Elentari!! :love

And thanks for keeping us updated FireCandy!

FireCandy
07-22-2008, 06:32 AM
Chapter 31 (http://community.livejournal.com/dogs_manga/203009.html?style=mine)

Ann-chan
07-22-2008, 08:42 AM
thanks for posting the link! I always forget to check xDDD

but gyaaaaa Badou is so cute again this chapter X3 he needs some hugs ahahaha and gah I want to go to that v3 booksigning T___T; why don't I live in Japan xD

FireCandy
07-23-2008, 01:39 PM
I want to live in Japan too ;_________________;

I can't download this chapter. I want someone to put it on OneManga ;__________;

Ann-chan
07-23-2008, 03:19 PM
eh why can't you download it D:

I feel kinda pissed that mihai was on the v3 cover though, I wanted Badou xD He deserves his own cover, I don't care that he was on the back of v1 :hm

FireCandy
07-23-2008, 04:20 PM
eh why can't you download it D:
I don't know. It's not my computer and the file won't open D;
I'm away from home for 1 month but my mum gonna bring my laptop in 2 weeks time :fu

I feel kinda pissed that mihail was on the v3 cover though, I wanted Badou xD He deserves his own cover, I don't care that he was on the back of v1:hm
Mihai? :hm
I also wanted Badu! :yell And then that perverted priest who looks like Nill's brother xD

Ann-chan
07-23-2008, 04:34 PM
yep it's mihai -__-; I want baddooooouuuuuu he's so cute he makes me cry TT^TT and yeh bishop is also much needed xDDDD

v3 cover:
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pgYaz6R4L._SS500_.jpg

I believe it comes out at the end of this month :> the cover is kickass though xD

FireCandy
07-23-2008, 04:48 PM
Thanks for posting the cover! Miha looks badass :XD

I just tried downloading chapter from MediaFire and it worked. This computer hates RS :zomg
That chapter was great. Run Badou, run! And they nearly killed Nill :fu

Flying Banana
07-24-2008, 12:54 AM
well the new chapter's finally out on onemanga :zomg