Welcome to BA's Chapel of Love - Get eMarried in here!

[negativzero]

Yeah, you can get married, in here, just post and make sure the other person is a willing/unwilling party :D and poof it happens. If you want your own reception, make ur own thread, its as simple :D

[spacecat]

What if you get married and then want a divorce?

[negativzero]

lol, space, i dunno, i suppose i'll hit them with a stick and give them a ton of neg reps xD
ok, then we'll have a divorce court then. its just like irl, and see who gets to keep the kids and the money ^__^

[Babbo]

rofl now all you need is shotgun wedding rules XD

Then we'll have complete chaos.

Brining back the weekly challenge/dare thread would be the only thing worse that babbo can imagine >.<;;

[Avi]

I want to shoot you Nez >_____________________>;

[negativzero]

babbo, the thought actually crossed my mind, but i fear what it might do to sane people >__>
avi, you can try all you want, but you'll never beat the wedding minister xD

[spacecat]

Come on ppls roll up, is everyone too embarrassed or something?

[Byakuya]

I want to marry Dice.

[Dice]

I accept his marriage proposal, even though he's a womanizer :cry :cry

[spacecat]

yay Nez you have your first customers XD Congrats to the couple XD

[Sidonzo]

*throws rice*

[aznxenocide]

Oh god....

You WOULD start this thread. >.<

[Jaws]

Wow!!! When we named this forum 'Bleach Asylum' we really weren't kidding!!! Me thinks we all are craaaazy :rotflmao

Soooo Nez, shouldn't you be announcing the new couple :D

[aznxenocide]

WHAT?!?!?!?!

lol this concept was actually already established on BF...it was closed down though, for what should be pretty obvious reasons. XD

[Sidonzo]

Ooooooo! I propose to my beloved bishies! *please say yes, please say yes* XD

[ilovemybishies]

I accept! :D

[Sidonzo]

w00t! Let the shotgun wedding begin! XD

[Jaws]

WHAT?!?!?!?!

lol this concept was actually already established on BF...it was closed down though, for what should be pretty obvious reasons. XD

ah hm hm hm ... hence why I said we're all crazy :D
seem that what does not work on BF goes pretty well here :rotflmao

aaah ... more couples, but doesn't seem like we have a minister? :p

[aznxenocide]

That's lame. Make an ACTUAL proposal thread if you're proposing. This is the chapel.

@nez: i'll help minister. ^.^

[Babbo]

w00t! Let the shotgun wedding begin! XD

It's only a shot gun wedding if you're forced into it >.>

[Sidonzo]

It's only a shot gun wedding if you're forced into it >.>


Ah...shows you what the hell I know about marriage! XD I mostly forced bishies into it... *shifty eyes*

~Sid *still waiting to be married*

[stark espada]

I can be the minastor if you want ive done it on youtube.

[Ileenka]

Nooooo I'm too late. :cry Byakuya stole my Hime :cry

[Frosted Heart]

<throws something at the newly engaged couples ... and it wasn't rice OR confetti> :p

[Llama]

So which lucky woman wants a llama as a husband?

[negativzero]

I now pronounce thee as husband and wife, you married couples may eKiss your ePartner <3<3<3

congrats to:
bya and dice
and
sid and bishies

<3<3<3

come on fools! what is everything waiting for? register yourself for weddings and we'll see to it that it happens! be it willingly, or forcefully :D

[Babbo]

So which lucky woman wants a llama as a husband?

Lets have Llama have a shotgun wedding with a stray cat ;D

[Sidonzo]

Hmmm...I wonder if I am the husband or the wife...hey bishies! You want to be the man in the relationship?! XD

~Sid

[negativzero]

doesn't really matter you know. crack marriages happen all the time xD

[Babbo]

But the man wears the pants O.O;;

[negativzero]

thats just traditional gender roles babbo, sometimes you gotta let the woman wear the pants xD

[Babbo]

thats just traditional gender roles babbo, sometimes you gotta let the woman wear the pants xD

That Sounds mighty kinky 8D

[Llama]

Lets have Llama have a shotgun wedding with a stray cat ;D
Ironically llamas aren't into animal sex. Really makes you wonder how they reproduce.

[Babbo]

Ironically llamas aren't into animal sex. Really makes you wonder how they reproduce.

What does sex have to do with marriage o.O;;

You shallow shallow Llama XD

You heard it ladies he's just in it for the nonexistent emarriage sex :rotflmao

[Llama]

Lol yes the truth is out, I'm one shallow llama. I need a spanking. :p

[Flying Banana]

wow Llama...i didn't know you'd go that far o.o
well...it has little bit to do with marriage...maybe not xD
just a wild lovey-dovey thingy

btw: i'm married to someone too xD it says in mah spoiler :3

[Llama]

Lol, I'm only kidding FB. Me and Babbo are just playing around. I'm not the shallow type.

I'll propose to someone sooner or later. Or maybe someone will propose to me.

[Flying Banana]

ooo~ who are you gonna propose to? :3

[Llama]

That's for me to know and for you to find out. :p

[Flying Banana]

errr >.<
what if i do the guessing thingy? and you say yes when i got it right xD

[Llama]

Lol sure, why not.

[Avi]

Llama aren't you in the yaoigamy too? Or do I need to recruit you? D:


FB - Where's daddy? :nuts

Babbo- LMAO!! :rotflmao Llama is my son-in-law after all XD

[Flying Banana]

yayy...but then again there's a lot of girls in BA -__-'

oh noes! i only have time for 1-2 people o__o
for now i'll say Riekie xD
but i'm coming back tomorrow o.0
good night Llama-llama :]]
:hug

EDIT: LOL xD
daddy i'm going to sleep :p
good night to you too *kiss-kiss*

[Llama]

Good night my cute FB.

And no Avi, I'm not part of the yaoigamy.

[aezirka]

Ohmygawd... This reminds me of the Family FC so much o_o;

And with the Nazi wedding minister leading this... Eeep xD

[aznxenocide]

neeezzz i wish to help minister. Minion Minister, if you will. ^.^

@aze: haha i totally know. XD Llama, you can't propose to FB because that'd be incestuous. >.<

[Llama]

I wasn't planning too. You have such a dirty mind xeno. Cute as Yachiru cute.

[aezirka]

neeezzz i wish to help minister. Minion Minister, if you will. ^.^

@aze: haha i totally know. XD Llama, you can't propose to FB because that'd be incestuous. >.<

Wth and now you're gonna be Nazi wedding minister assistant? :nuts

Hm so are the BF fam relations reset in here? o.O

[aznxenocide]

Oh my...have I been a pervert? Have I been naughty? Oh dear. Have I been BAD, llama? Very, very bad? How bad have I been Llama-sama? Bad enough to be spanked? That bad? How bad do you think I've behaved, Llama?

@aze: hell yeah. MARRY ME! ^.^

[Avi]

Good night my cute FB.

And no Avi, I'm not part of the yaoigamy.


Ok Nez... add Llama to the Yaoigamy. It's forceful. :D :glomp

Aezy- Lmao I know..

[Llama]

Yep, you've definitely been naughty enough to deserve a spanking.

Now bend over!?

[aznxenocide]

i wub you nezzie

How low should I bend over?

[aezirka]

Oh my...have I been a pervert? Have I been naughty? Oh dear. Have I been BAD, llama? Very, very bad? How bad have I been Llama-sama? Bad enough to be spanked? That bad? How bad do you think I've behaved, Llama?

@aze: hell yeah. MARRY ME! ^.^

Is that a proposal? o____O Wth...

And you expect me to agree after reading that first paragraph of your post? >.> -punts-

[aznxenocide]

No, I expect you to agree after you see my massive proposal gfx of t3h ultimate win. In the massive proposal thread of t3h ultimate win.

get online, aze. >.<

[Llama]

xeno just lost his butt virginity.

[aznxenocide]

Dude I lost my butt virginity to calc this morning.

And besides, you said you were going to spank me, not penetrate me. Asshole.

No pun intended. XD

[Llama]

That wasn't me xeno. I said you lost it. I didn't say to whom you lost it. But if you must know, it was my pet camel.

[aezirka]

No, I expect you to agree after you see my massive proposal gfx of t3h ultimate win. In the massive proposal thread of t3h ultimate win.

get online, aze. >.<

Since the massive proposal thread of t3h ultimate win is nonexistent, then there is no proposal to agree to :D

[Llama]

Oh baby, burn!!

[Avi]

xeno just lost his butt virginity.

lol that was taken a looooong time ago ;)



Xeno- Stay away from my Aezy :yell:yell:yell:yell:yell

Actually, I don't mind another hubby since we're all married to each other anyways XD

[aznxenocide]

Yeah dude, this is all just a formality. :p

[aezirka]

Yeah dude, this is all just a formality. :p

I thought it was reset =.=

[aznxenocide]

Well what other relationship would you get into?

:D

[Griffith]

Jenna (Jebbachan),

*gets on one knee*

Will you marry me?

*presents ring*

http://www.jcrs.com/newsletters/2005/images_sept/PinkDiamondRing.jpg

[aznxenocide]

DUDE make a THREAD. MUCH more romantic. Make her feel special, instead of doing it in this thread where everyone else does it.

[JebbaChan]

Jenna (Jebbachan),

*gets on one knee*

Will you marry me?

*presents ring*

http://www.jcrs.com/newsletters/2005/images_sept/PinkDiamondRing.jpg

OMG!!!!!! ::wipes tears:: of course Vin!!!!!! :wtf

:glomp:hug:glomp:hug

[aezirka]

DUDE make a THREAD. MUCH more romantic. Make her feel special, instead of doing it in this thread where everyone else does it.

Says you who didn't make one :yell

And what do you mean what other r/s would I get into... o.O

[negativzero]

and another happy couple takes their wedding vows, amid the chaos happening in the chapel, oh my...
i now pronounce you griffith and jebba <3<3<3

oh yeah, and keep it civil in here people, i know its supposed to be spam, but take note of the sacredness of this holy/evil wedding chapel xD

[spacecat]

I say ppl can propose in here if they want...Congrats to the new couples.

[avidlinuxuser]

Spacecat will you marry me? I will bring sexy back for as long as I shall live. If not spacecat, I can be happy with a mori.

[spacecat]

Aw avid you are too sexy for me, I couldn't handle that.

[Unicorn]

Aezy would you marry me? :love

We could start the Hitler Sisterhood again...


@ Avi... yeah just you wait when (if ever) Tiggy gets here... rawr...

[Byakuya]

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[spacecat]

Of course not Bya, it's just like a real marriage. You need a divorce before you can marry someone else.

[Byakuya]

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[spacecat]

Don't be so greedy :p I'm sure Dice will be pleased to see what a great start your marriage is off to :lmao

[Byakuya]

but i want more :nuts

whops *deletes previous posts :nuts*

[spacecat]

U crazy Bya xD

[Byakuya]

Crazy and proud of it. :nuts

But yeah I guess I'll just stick to my dear princess Dice then. :love

[Dice]

You better you little womanizer :mad:

[spacecat]

OH so no early divorce...can I be official divorce court person Nez? XD

[emoloz]

Can i play organ i have always wanted to do that XD?

[Dice]

OH so no early divorce...can I be official divorce court person Nez? XD

Byakun is on probation right now. :cry :cry

[negativzero]

bya, you womaniser!!!
*bashes bya on the head*

space and loz, i would be glad to have you guys be part of the staff of the wedding chapel <3<3<3

[spacecat]

Well technically I want to be in charge of the divorce court only lol Kinda like judge judy but I doubt I could be as hardcore as her rofl

[aznxenocide]

A divorce?!?!
ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!

[Unicorn]

Well, at least it lasted longer than Britney's first marriage. hehehe.

Asylumers are pretty efficient nowadays...


Yaaaaay Judge Spacey!! *bows*

[emoloz]

I so agree but i suppose you could watch some shows and get some tips.

*goes to practise the wedding song on the organ*

[Flying Banana]

who's getting divorsed?
...judge judy scares me o.o

[stark espada]

I want to be the balife in the divorce court.

[Riekie]

Hey...pretty insane thread you got right here Nez! and only 3 marriages? Come on people, get married!

Btw..can I become mediator? as in: divorce. As in: Who will milk the other for the money, cars, houses etc. etc.

[aznxenocide]

I want to be the balife in the divorce court.

bailiff. Why? Just so you can tackle people if they're misbehaving?

[StarryInoueSky]

lol this is funny. Was this created after the pairing thing?

[Llama]

I'll be the corrupt lawyer.

Starry will you marry me?

[stark espada]

bailiff. Why? Just so you can tackle people if they're misbehaving?
no so I can just because I want to.

[negativzero]

Allright, getting to become the mediator and bailff is fine and all, but people, we gotta get hitched here!!! Come one!!! Where is teh love <3<3<3jkdjkcajkjd

[krompt]

I wanna be a Divorce lawyer~

[aezirka]

Aezy would you marry me? :love

We could start the Hitler Sisterhood again...


@ Avi... yeah just you wait when (if ever) Tiggy gets here... rawr...

Awww I'd love to, but I want to stay away from new e-marriages for now~

Sorryyyy

:hug

But yknow... the Hitler sisterhood is a forever kind of thing so we're still together >D

[spacecat]

lol this is funny. Was this created after the pairing thing?
Yeah it was...i think someone just proposed to you......

[McDoogle]

lol can i just ask something?


Flying Banana, Will You Marry Me?

[FireCandy]

Yeah it was...i think someone just proposed to you......

Omg! This thread is great http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/angelstar-kaos007.gif

What will you say Starry? xD

[StarryInoueSky]

I'll be the corrupt lawyer.

Starry will you marry me?

Yeah it was...i think someone just proposed to you......

Omg! This thread is great http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/angelstar-kaos007.gif

What will you say Starry? xD


LOL! I had forgotten about this thread...

Let's see... are you sure you want to marry me? 'Cause if you're sure then I accept. :p

[Llama]

Oh I'm sure of it. Let the wedding commence!

[krompt]

I still wanna be the greatest divorce lawyer~

[FireCandy]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/kaos-panda28.gif

Let's begin!!!

@Llama - You better take a good care about her.

[emoloz]

*plays organ for Starry and Llama*

[Llama]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/kaos-panda28.gif

Let's begin!!!

@Llama - You better take a good care about her.
I promise I will. For my love for her is undying.

[Ileenka]

'Cause if you're sure then I accept.

I promise I will. For my love for her is undying.


:yay :yay

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/7906/confettioj5.gif Congratulations!!!! http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/7906/confettioj5.gif

:inlove :inlove May you guys e-populate the forum with a soccer team!!

[aezirka]

Are you still recruiting ministers? I want to be a ministress so I can continue my grandma's (Nor's xD) legacy :p

Or... if that doesn't work, can I be the wedding singer? xD
-I can't sing very well irl wahaha-

[stark espada]

I pity the fw who was not invited to this congregation and congrats on getting married.

ps. I would rather be defense attorney in divorces and if that is taken I would rather be the other attorney for the other person.

[spacecat]

Congratulations, just remember if things don't quite work out Judge Judy is always available...aka ME. xD

[negativzero]

everything has been updated so far and yes, i magically married the couple while i was offline xD, of course if a minister is online, you can all ask them to help you marry xD

[FireCandy]

Who's next? :wtf

[Sora Chan]

Hahaha This is too funny. You guys are awesome!

[negativzero]

Who's next? :wtfhow about we find a partner for you >.<

[FireCandy]

how about we find a partner for you >.<

How about you?
There’s no stupid here.http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/angelstar-kaos001.gif

[Avi]

Nezzie x FireCandy = CANON!



Oh, and I might as well propose to the whole forum to stop any future evil plots =] thank you!

[FireCandy]

Nezzie x FireCandy = CANON!

*doesn't know how to react*

Oh, and I might as well propose to the whole forum to stop any future evil plots =] thank you!

Admit, that you just want everyone for yourself http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/angelstar-kaos001.gif

[aezirka]

Avi mang... All hell's gonna break loose before Nezi marries someone. We tried that before, remember? XDD

[negativzero]

Avi mang... All hell's gonna break loose before Nezi marries someone. We tried that before, remember? XDD*feels the earth shake beneath and the winds roar with the sound of thunder as a chasm splits between heaven, earth and hell*
lol, yeah, thats how it feels like now xD

how about avi, i marry you off to ramza again, you know you want to ;)

[TheItalianStallion]

I would like to propose to Unicorn, we only just met but I feel the chemistry. *Offers a ring*









*waits for rejection* please no :wtf

[Unicorn]

I feel the chemistry too... have always loved Ferrari's!! :lmao

However I'm an old-fashioned equine. Let's date and see if it works out before marriage, okay? :o

Edit: Since I have no idea how horses date, I'd say we get married. :D *hooks the ring into ear*

[negativzero]

and we have our fourth couple everyone!
congrats to the unicorn and stallion for coming together in marriage <3

[TheItalianStallion]

Oh wow you agreed, I was just about to ask how do we go about dating because I was willing to do all it would take!!!! but this is even better. :love :love :love

[spacecat]

oooh Uni and the Stallion CANON :yell I knew it XD *Throws confetti* where is the organ player?? :lmao

[Unicorn]

*gallops off into the sunset with her new Ferrari* :hug

[Avi]

*feels the earth shake beneath and the winds roar with the sound of thunder as a chasm splits between heaven, earth and hell*
lol, yeah, thats how it feels like now xD

how about avi, i marry you off to ramza again, you know you want to ;)

Remember what happened last time when you tried to marry the "chicken" to me? :rofl YOU SHALL NEVER SUCCEED!!!!!!
You can just shove those balls in your mouth and shut up =p
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Oh btw, you are marrying in this forum. It's not like you have a say in it, this time, you're going to get it FORCED. Like how I had it my first marriage -_-; You'll like it though, I'll find you a good companion :rofl FireCandy is candidate number 1 so far ;]


FireCandy- Too true :nuts

Aezy- Lmao, not in this age bebe ;)

[FireCandy]

Oh btw, you are marrying in this forum. It's not like you have a say in it, this time, you're going to get it FORCED. Like how I had it my first marriage -_-; You'll like it though, I'll find you a good companion :rofl FireCandy is candidate number 1 so far ;]

I'll run away!

I can help you in finding a perfect match for nez :D

[spacecat]

Firecandy x Nez ftw come on u know u wanna xD

[Orihime-Chan]

*feels the earth shake beneath and the winds roar with the sound of thunder as a chasm splits between heaven, earth and hell*
lol, yeah, thats how it feels like now xD

how about avi, i marry you off to ramza again, you know you want to ;)
Nooo.. Avi is mine only.. :love

hey fam<3 I see everyone is having fun here.

[ZarakiKenpachi]

this is awsm hahaha sorry for the useless message but i love how cool this is keep up the fun!

[negativzero]

no way its gonna happen people, the wedding minister has the final say in who he wants to marry, and avi, i say you can get married to someone like mmm... lets see, PE? and i'll make it happen xD ^__^
you can't do anything abuot it.. ^__^

[Avi]

Nooo.. Avi is mine only.. :love

hey fam<3 I see everyone is having fun here.

:eek: HIMEY!!!!! <33333 :glomp :hug You are missed more than a fat kid on a liquid diet misses fatty-foods :rofl Mwahs <3


Nez- Didn't you just propose to me in the chat thread? -_-;

[emoloz]

.Nez is such a player :P.

*continues to play organ*

[negativzero]

well, i personally don't care avi... as long as you become the uke ^__^

[Avi]

well, i personally don't care avi... as long as you become the uke ^__^


No.
You are the Uke. -_-. I'm going to come to Singapore and do to you, exactly what I'm going to do to Jan if you say that one more time :nuts

[negativzero]

like i said, no uke, no marriage ^__^

[Avi]

There is an Uke, you :nuts Nez, you can't resist me =O You are the only person to see me on webbie ;3

[negativzero]

well, its because i see you on webbie, it means i command you, and i command you to be uke ^__^

[spacecat]

Nez and Avi just get married already >_<

[negativzero]

hell no space, its not going to happen xD

[juunana]

Can I be a castrated choir/alter boy =D

[stark espada]

Who is good for me.

[negativzero]

juu: sure you can ^__^

stark: i'll give avi to ya! if you want ^__^

[AnimeGirlPan]

ooo can I marry Rain lol??

[Rain]

Yay, i'm getting married:D :hugs AnimeGirlPan

[Orihime-Chan]

Nez and Avi just get married already >_<
Yaoi! *O*

even better ;)

[AnimeGirlPan]

Yay, i'm getting married:D :hugs AnimeGirlPan

:lmao:love
yay im so happy lol
:cool:
im glad i thought this over first lol
:lmao

[negativzero]

hime: nooooooo, its never gonna happen ^__^

AGP and Rain: so i take that as a yes?

[Rain]

Yes from me:D

[Avi]

Yaoi! *O*

even better ;)

We can make it a three-some ;) or Four-some if Space wants in ;0

[stark espada]

No yaoi for me please.

[Ryuuko]

Guys don't seem to like seeing themselves make out. ;)

[stark espada]

Guys don't seem to like seeing themselves make out. ;)

Its not that its just I am not gay thought I have no problem with gay people in general hell I have a few gay and lesbian friends. So a female for me please.

[Unicorn]

LOL nez should make a dating agency thread then.... or maybe the Chapel could pull double duty... :cool:

[FireCandy]

We can make it a three-some ;) or Four-some if Space wants in ;0

:wtf

AnimeGirlPan & Rain are together! Yay! :crazy

I have to find someone too. Someone as perverted as me. :ohh

[Rain]

FireCandy- I know someone perfect for you- Nocturne:rotflmao

[Ryuuko]

If theres any completely insane people, their good for me. xD

[FireCandy]

FireCandy- I know someone perfect for you- Nocturne:rotflmao

That's a good idea :wtf

[Ryuuko]

GET THE FLOWERS! =)

[negativzero]

If theres any completely insane people, their good for me. xD

good, you can now take avi off my hands ^__^
yoroshiku!

[stark espada]

If theres any completely insane people, their good for me. xD

That should not be that hard to find.

[emoloz]

^ Yeah tis an asylum after all.

Congrats AGP and Rain.

*plays the organ in their wedding honour*

[Sidonzo]

Is it time for the reception yet? I need to get drunk. XD

[Rain]

Sid- Well it seems that AGP and I aren't married yet:(, so you'll have to wait just a bit longer.

Unless we have a reception before the wedding it self:headscratch, actually thats not a bad idea:crazy

[stark espada]

I can marry the two of you I you would like.

[AnimeGirlPan]

I have to say yes too!
*gives rain a hug*

[stark espada]

alright so know they or getting hitched,

[Ryuuko]

*reels in the cake*

[AnimeGirlPan]

whats the cake for O_O

[FireCandy]

There have to be a cake!

[Rain]

Aww, we get a cake :cry

[Unicorn]

@ Stark - why are you bypassing the official Wedding Minister, Nez.|?

[AnimeGirlPan]

Aww, we get a cake :cry
:lmao
oh gosh Rain your so cool
:)

[stark espada]

Have not seen him on in like 2 days.

[Ryuuko]

That cake best be chocolate \m/(-.-)

[stark espada]

That cake best be chocolate \m/(-.-)

who is the cake maker?

[AnimeGirlPan]

i want some cookies T_T

[stark espada]

You know what I will take care of the cake and cookie stuff I will be the cook of sorts for these things is that ok.

[AnimeGirlPan]

cool thats aswome and hope more people get emarried lol

[Rain]

Shouldn't the marriages from the BA family thread count in this, that would add lots of names to the first post:D

[Orihime-Chan]

We can make it a three-some ;) or Four-some if Space wants in ;0
Nah threesome is much better! :nuts

*slaps Avivi for making her expose her pervy side*:noworry

[stark espada]

So rain and apg you get emarried yet and hime 0.0 thats all I can say about that.

[Avi]

Nah threesome is much better! :nuts

*slaps Avivi for making her expose her pervy side*:noworry

:nuts I haven't seen that side in ages ;)

*pokes Hime* xD

[Orlando]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh please marry me sprucemoose!!!!!!! Hands off everyone else!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSpruceMoose]

Hahahah *blushes* ok :)

[FireCandy]

We have got another happy couple. Yay!

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m57/darkdragonchild/kaos-panda28.gif

[aezirka]

Niiiiice :D

Orlando and TheSpruceMoose, I now pronounce thee as husband and wife!

Or... whoever's the husband and the wife ehehe n_n;

May you live happily ever after :]

P.S.
Yeah I just randomly show up and marry people no? Haha I guess I'm the phantom ministress or smthn xD I just happened to be online Nezi n_n And you gave me ministress powah so.... :D

[juunana]

Castrated alter/chior boy lights candles and throws random confetti. ######
Looking at the happy couple he wishes he still had the use of his bits. Looks to the organist for a tune.

[negativzero]

yay!
throws flowers to the birde and groom <3<3<3
may you be happliy wedded in bliss all the days of your life ^__^

[emoloz]

*Clears throat* (as organ players do).

And a one two a one to three four...
*begins to play the music to Billy Idols - white wedding*

[juunana]

*Sings in an angelic voice*

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister whos the only one
Hey little sister whos your superman
Hey little sister whos the one you want
Hey little sister shot gun!
Its a nice day to start again
Its a nice day for a white wedding
Its a nice day to start again.

[emoloz]

*turns over the page and continues to play and signals for the choir to sing louder*

[stark espada]

Starts to set up the food for this marriage.

[Orihime-Chan]

:nuts I haven't seen that side in ages ;)

*pokes Hime* xD
*ish poked* But I want it hidden!! :o ;)

Hey Aezy<3 long time no see :glomp

Oh.. and congrats to the newlywed lol.

[Avi]

*ish poked* But I want it hidden!! :o ;)

Hey Aezy<3 long time no see :glomp

Oh.. and congrats to the newlywed lol.

We'll keep it secret dear ;) :o


The only person I see myself marrying again in the next week, is Xeno xD Oh snaps. I said it.

[negativzero]

well, since avi let loose, i'll ask, xena, do you accept?

[Wolfii]

I know, I don´t come here often, last time. I apologize, since it´s been too much of a work ^^;
And I know it´s been done before, somehow, a little.

But still, I would like to ask, officially

*breathes*

W... will you marry me, Flying Banana? *blushes and shows a ring, hidden behind his back, until now*

http://www.justtitanium.com/images/JT130.jpg

Yes, I like the simple ones ^^;;

[FireCandy]

Wolfii! I'm soooooo proud of you! :wtf

[emoloz]

More wedding bless xD. I actually awwed at that Woolfii.

*Plays organ louder* XD

[aznxenocide]

fo sho home's

[Rain]

so are Avi and xeno getting married or aren't they

and good luck Wolfii

[aznxenocide]

Better believe it, spam whore.

:p

[negativzero]

and i approve, lets get avi and xena married NOW!!!!

[Avi]

Better believe it, spam whore.

:p


Gawd I heart you ;) <3333333333333

[FireCandy]

And where's the kiss?

[Orihime-Chan]

Xena and Avi again :rofl

[aezirka]

Xena and Avi again :rofl

Hime-mama <3
I haven't seen you in a loooong time :hug

And wow, the BA yaoigamy is starting up eh?

[aznxenocide]

Starting up? Makes it sound like it's been gone or something.

:p

I <3 you too, big sexy.

[spacecat]

Ok I agreed to marry Riekie....sign me up....:crazy

[Riekie]

Dear Spacecat,

Will you say 'I do', when I propose to you? *flutters eyelashes.* Pretty please? You know I'll only marry you for your heaps of money love right?

[spacecat]

I already said yes you *cough*gold digger*cough* ahem lovely young lady.......we are at the altar and I am already annoyed by you :p

[Riekie]

Aaah..I feel so happy, knowing that in a few moments I'll be so much richer. Everything that my heart longs for; cars, houses, blow up dolls, money love, is what you can give me.

Here you go; gives you the ring, the one you had to buy yourself.

[spacecat]

Ok and your ring, along with your other present.... *goes off to make divorce court thread*

[Riekie]

Thank you provider of lots and lots of money err...happiness.

[juunana]

Castrated alter/ chior boy: begins to sing the song requested by spacecat while thinking of material things he has given up to be faithful to the church...How I would just once love to wear leather pants..... .
In his blissful voice:

She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

She steal me money
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger When I'm in need
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas She steal me money
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger When I'm in need
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas I gotta leave
Get down girl, go 'head get down I gotta leave
Get down girl, go 'head get down I gotta leave
Get down girl, go 'head get down I gotta leave
Get down girl, go 'head

[Riekie]

You....shut up you off-tune Kanye! *narrows eyes.*

''Don't listen to that kid dear.''

[negativzero]

and i now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride... after i get my money haha

[spacecat]

*Hands Nez some money* Ok i think we know where we are having the reception :p

[Riekie]

*yaaaay*

Now...where are we going for our honeymoon dear? I hope you have booked something otherwise I just have to choose myself.

*smiles*

[spacecat]

Sure dear you can choose, i spose theres no probs with having some sexy time before the *cough*divorce*cough* return to our routine lives @@







:lmao

[Riekie]

Ehh..what's that, divorce?! I'll milk you dry you hear!!:yell:yell
*evil laugh*

You're gonna pay for the time I was married to you and how miserable my life was since then!

[kiri]

Wow dreams can come true, getting marry here wow!! hehe i should look for candidate!! xD

[spacecat]

Ehh..what's that, divorce?! I'll milk you dry you hear!!:yell:yell
*evil laugh*

You're gonna pay for the time I was married to you and how miserable my life was since then!
Whaaaaaaaaaaat we have been married for less than half an hour :p you damn hussy :yell Queen of the harpies i tells ya, queen of the harpies :yell

[Riekie]

Wha, Wha, Wha, Whaaaaat?! You said the word divorce, not me! *cries*

But fine, if this is the way you want to then I'll just go and find myself a very expensive attorney!:yell

It seems that all you wanted was to get married..and right after it, BAM!

[aznxenocide]

spacey's a player, and there's no denying it. You're just the latest in his long line of devastated ex-wives.

[Orihime-Chan]

Hime-mama <3
I haven't seen you in a loooong time :hug

And wow, the BA yaoigamy is starting up eh?
lol yaoigamy!! :p

Ok Aez, how about we start our yurigamy then before Avi gets all the boys and girls here O.o

[aezirka]

lol yaoigamy!! :p

Ok Aez, how about we start our yurigamy then before Avi gets all the boys and girls here O.o

Sorry Hime, I said I won't marry anyone here yet XD

[Avi]

Starting up? Makes it sound like it's been gone or something.

:p

I <3 you too, big sexy.


I know right? Aez is flaggin` ;P (new term I made up, you know you like it. )

*mwahs Xeno*

Err I've been dead, tomorrow I'll come visit.. Calc test in 8 hours, sleep time XD


Edit:
Hime- Don't worry, Aez will whore it out later ;)

[aezirka]

I know right? Aez is flaggin` ;P (new term I made up, you know you like it. )

*mwahs Xeno*

Err I've been dead, tomorrow I'll come visit.. Calc test in 8 hours, sleep time XD


Edit:
Hime- Don't worry, Aez will whore it out later ;)

Hey shut up -___-
I will show you that I can keep my BA purity

[Avi]

Hey shut up -___-
I will show you that I can keep my BA purity

LMAOOOOOO!!!!!

If you can do that, I can show you that I can never marry a woman on BA ;)

[aezirka]

LMAOOOOOO!!!!!

If you can do that, I can show you that I can never marry a woman on BA ;)

DEAL

.

[aznxenocide]

hahaha

aze is so cute when she's adamant about something. Anything, for that matter. :p

[aezirka]

hahaha

aze is so cute when she's adamant about something. Anything, for that matter. :p

Wanna join in the deal, o corrupted one? ~_~

[aznxenocide]

Hey, I'm actually not on these forums enough to marry anyone.

:p

Actually...wanna shotgun it? :D

[aezirka]

Hey, I'm actually not on these forums enough to marry anyone.

:p

Actually...wanna shotgun it? :D

Yeah same here @___@

And no way.

I.WILL.NOT.LOSE.TO.THE.GIANT.

Besides, with a crappy proposal like that, no one will say yes -__-

[aznxenocide]

Liar.

Besides, I wouldn't agree to it either. There's no way I'd betray my Avi.

<3

Besides, it's not really your BA purity, considering we're both hella BF. :p

[aezirka]

Liar.

Besides, I wouldn't agree to it either. There's no way I'd betray my Avi.

<3

Besides, it's not really your BA purity, considering we're both hella BF. :p

I might have agreed to a better proposal dweebo. No lies here -___-

HAHAHAHA betray him? He's betrayed you before you even got married xD

BA purity. It's a different case in BF -.-

[aznxenocide]

GASP! Stop lying to me! Avi would NEVER do that to me. TT.TT

You so cruel to meeeeee~ :(

Fine. Better proposal. Jeez. I take back what I said about you not being high maintenance. >.<

[aezirka]

GASP! Stop lying to me! Avi would NEVER do that to me. TT.TT

You so cruel to meeeeee~ :(

Fine. Better proposal. Jeez. I take back what I said about you not being high maintenance. >.<

Fine. Go find out for yourself :cool:

I'm not cruel. I'm actually nice to you~

WTH. High maintenance?! Just because I want a decent proposal? And not something that goes... Wanna shotgun it? YADAYADAYADA

[aznxenocide]

DUDE. Avi would've agreed. >.<

Nice to me? You crazy cynical tsundere. :(

[aezirka]

DUDE. Avi would've agreed. >.<

Nice to me? You crazy cynical tsundere. :(

Because Avi is a pimp and just looks to add more people to his gamy/male-female harem/whatever

I AM nice. I'm making you create a good proposal to prepare you for when you actually propose to someone... 20-30+ years from now!

[kiri]

who want to marry me? xD

[haliparot]

To the awesome Danna, who always graces us with awesome Danna-ness, want to get hitched? I can cook well!

For you:

http://www.diamondjewelrydesigns.com/shop/images/247.jpg

A totally NOT stolen wedding ring. :D

[Danna]

To the awesome Danna, who always graces us with awesome Danna-ness, want to get hitched? I can cook well!

For you:

http://www.diamondjewelrydesigns.com/shop/images/247.jpg

A totally NOT stolen wedding ring. :D

haliparot! I happily accept your propose :love 'cause I love your cooking This is for you also, my seksi hali xD

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb64/udanna/hawaiian_wedding_ring_50066.jpg

Stolen from a shop near by

[Rain]

Danna and haliparot are getting married :yay

[emoloz]

*starts to play organ by cracking fingers*

What song is it this time? Please don't be Kanye for the love of erm God xD. Dear me i have sinned in the Church.

[spacecat]

*Cries in te corner* My Hali and Danna....married together. :cry :cry

Oh well remember who to call when you need the pool cleaned..or i am also divorcce judge hehe :yay

[juunana]

*starts to play organ by cracking fingers*

What song is it this time? Please don't be Kanye for the love of erm God xD. Dear me i have sinned in the Church.

Castrated alter/chior boy:
*Glares*

"Organ sama that is no good, ten hail mary's might save your soul."

*Lights candles.*

[FireCandy]

Danna and Haliparot are married :wtf :wtf :wtf