WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR STOMACH
radamanthys = geijutsu
dizee = me
michelle = mystic
mischa = dice
enjoy ;)
<Radamanthys> its shameless self-promotion, even us attention whores have standards :occa
<Radamanthys> no I mean I dont wanna post the stuff on the IRC thread
<Radamanthys> :P
<JebbaChan> LOL oh
<Mystic_Serenade> that would suck
<Mystic_Serenade> gei getting his sphincter ripped out
<JebbaChan> LMAO
<JebbaChan> poor girl ouchy
<Radamanthys> why would I be the one getting ripped :<
<JebbaChan> b/c youre a loli
<JebbaChan> =O
<Radamanthys> but I'm a yuri loli
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> those gruff men types would still want to rape you =o
<JebbaChan> yes =O
<Radamanthys> a reverse-pedo yuri loli at that
<Mystic_Serenade> yuri lolis get raped all the time in hentai =o
<JebbaChan> yes yes
<Radamanthys> :<
<JebbaChan> or a trap rape =O
<Mystic_Serenade> =
<Mystic_Serenade> =o*
* Radamanthys cries on jchan's bosom
<JebbaChan> you think its a yuri loli, but its a man trap =O
* JebbaChan pets geikun
<JebbaChan> there there geikun
<Radamanthys> Infiltration: sucessful
<JebbaChan> LOL
* Dizee returns
<JebbaChan> diz! <3333
<Dizee> is it safe yet? :o
<JebbaChan> lol yes
<Dizee> jchan <333
<Radamanthys> so Im still here
<Mystic_Serenade> just dont scroll up
<JebbaChan> yes dont ever scroll up diz
<Dizee> :o
<Radamanthys> unless you like anal sex stories
<Radamanthys> then do scroll up
<Mystic_Serenade> even then probably not
<Mystic_Serenade> stop posting spoilers to the shota you sexfiend
<JebbaChan> LOL
<JebbaChan> diz must stay innocent =O
<Dizee> was it mysty, mystic and mystique?
<JebbaChan> yes
<Dizee> MUST SCROLL UP
<Dizee> oh wait this is a trick :<
<JebbaChan> NO!!!
<JebbaChan> LOL
* JebbaChan hides diz's face in her bosom
<JebbaChan> you cant look diz!
<Mystic_Serenade> bad jenna you know thats not a good idea telling him its me
<Dizee> and this is keeping me innocent how?
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> he's always trying to cock me below my back remember :pek
<JebbaChan> LOL!
* Shinrin (~Mastersto@Rizon-EBA36EFF.fullrate.dk) Quit (Quit: -=SysReset 2.53=-)
<Dizee> but i love you ;_;
<Mystic_Serenade> im sorry dizee
<JebbaChan> i let him read too much yaoi
<Mystic_Serenade> jenna cocked me too good
<Mystic_Serenade> and impregnated me
<Dizee> :o
<JebbaChan> i knew i shouldnt put those mangas in the closet
<JebbaChan> LOL mysty!
<Dizee> ;____;
<JebbaChan> you can be the step daddy & pay for the baby diz =O
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
<JebbaChan> help me out =O
<Mystic_Serenade> yes, jenna is too poor to pay child support until she gets into the fbi T-T
<JebbaChan> yes T_T
<Dizee> :o
<Mystic_Serenade> support us in our time of financial need dizee =o
<JebbaChan> yes diz
* JebbaChan gives puppy dog eyes at diz
<Dizee> mystic can sell his doujinshi :pek
<Mystic_Serenade> T-T
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> thats free issue release for jenna though =o
<JebbaChan> he has to draw it first, damn roomie =_=
<JebbaChan> LOL yes!
<JebbaChan> :pek
<Mystic_Serenade> yes if only if i had stayed roomieless for a few more weeks
<Dizee> then i shall have to draw my own doujinshi :pek
<Mystic_Serenade> dizee gonna help us :wtf
<JebbaChan> :Wtf
<JebbaChan> diz!
<JebbaChan> what kind of dj diz? =O
* Dizee has no clue >>
<Dizee> jchan can always mooch off her backup husband vin though :o
<JebbaChan> =O
<JebbaChan> make him give us his ps3 =O
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
* Radamanthys (~dreamtrai@EBEA93DD.5190779F.C7AE7DAF.IP) Quit (Quit: Art is beauty fleeting, beauty gone in an instant.)
<Mystic_Serenade> vin ran off into the sunset when he heardd though T-T
<Mystic_Serenade> we had to chase him down with our nice boat
<Dizee> he gave you one for your birthday, did he not?
<JebbaChan> T_T
<JebbaChan> =O oh yes he did
<Mystic_Serenade> $600 =o
<JebbaChan> =O
<JebbaChan> Mystic_Ser: we had to chase him down with our nice boat ---> we never did catch him did we?
<Mystic_Serenade> he was too fast for us
<JebbaChan> yes ;_;
<Dizee> or you two were just overindulging in the open bar :hm
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> alcohol is bad for the developing baby :pek
<JebbaChan> yes
* JebbaChan nods
<Mystic_Serenade> i dont want my baby coming out all retarded
<Dizee> :o
<Dizee> will i be having a brother or a sister?
<Mystic_Serenade> its too early to tell =o
<JebbaChan> yes yes
<Dizee> :<
<JebbaChan> =O dont be sad diz
<Mystic_Serenade> im afraid if its a girl though, gei wants to rape it :pek
<JebbaChan> =o
<JebbaChan> kare kano style =O
<Dizee> better than naru :pek
<JebbaChan> LOL
<Mystic_Serenade> XD
<JebbaChan> LMAO did you guys read that article on him?
<Mystic_Serenade> the wiki?
<JebbaChan> yeah
<Mystic_Serenade> lawl yea
<JebbaChan> LMA
<JebbaChan> LMAO*
<JebbaChan> i was reading that today at work
<Mystic_Serenade> o noes XD
<JebbaChan> i was LMAO
<JebbaChan> LOL have you read their bleach page?
<Dizee> it isn't that good of a parody :/
<Mystic_Serenade> hmmm nope
<Dizee> i've seen better
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> whats it like =o
* Radamanthys (~dreamtrai@EBEA93DD.5190779F.C7AE7DAF.IP) has joined #BleachAsylum
<JebbaChan> :O
<Radamanthys> :O
<Radamanthys> <Dizee> then i shall have to draw my own doujinshi :pek <- JxJ dj?
<Radamanthys> that'd be the hottest of the hot
<Dizee> that was random.
<Radamanthys> yet so true
<Radamanthys> :3
<Mystic_Serenade> dizee only draws yaoi, we forbid him from drawing women :pek
<Radamanthys> Thats
<Radamanthys> CRUEL
<Radamanthys> D:
<JebbaChan> yes :pek
<Radamanthys> I will save you from your phallic hell Diz
* Radamanthys does the "nice guy" pose with glimmering teeth
<Dizee> XD
<JebbaChan> =O diz draws Gin yaoi
<Mystic_Serenade> we gonna have to throw gei into the yaoi closet =o
<JebbaChan> yes yes
<Mystic_Serenade> enlighten him =o
<Radamanthys> I'm sneaky
<JebbaChan> i place shotas in my shota closet w/ lots of yaoi
<JebbaChan> =O
<Radamanthys> you won't catch me!
<JebbaChan> =O
* JebbaChan points to her bosom
<Radamanthys> Such tricks
<Radamanthys> they only work when I'm single
<JebbaChan> =O
* Dizee points to michelle's bosom
<JebbaChan> :O
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
<Radamanthys> it'll take more than that!
<JebbaChan> michelle is a d cup =O
* Mystic_Serenade puts her bosom on jenna's bosom
<JebbaChan> ;)
<Radamanthys> crap D:
<Radamanthys> this is..
<Radamanthys> !!!
<Radamanthys> TRUE HEAVEN!
* Radamanthys jumps in between the bosoms
<JebbaChan> LOL
<Mystic_Serenade> XD
<JebbaChan> caught him!
<Radamanthys> !
<Mystic_Serenade> mission success =o
<JebbaChan> kufufufu
<Mystic_Serenade> quick
<Radamanthys> trampled by these womanly clouds
* Mystic_Serenade opens the door to the yaoi closet
<JebbaChan> LOL!
<JebbaChan> yay!
<Mystic_Serenade> toss him in =o
<JebbaChan> into the world of yaoi you go geikun
<Radamanthys> however!
* Radamanthys poofs... he was a kage bunshin all along!
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
<Dizee> the plot thickens!
<Radamanthys> ;D
<Mystic_Serenade> sneaky one he is
<JebbaChan> that he is
* Radamanthys stares at the bosoms 5(1,4`,'5) / \ 5(1,4`,'5)
<Mystic_Serenade> we have to make him pass out first =o
<Radamanthys> against these eyes
<Radamanthys> !!
<JebbaChan> yes
<JebbaChan> LOL gei
<Mystic_Serenade> XD
<Mystic_Serenade> we can do it
<Radamanthys> against these eyes.. its like you both aren't wearing anything ^^;
<Radamanthys> +nosebleed+
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> we can make him faint
<Mystic_Serenade> from blood loss =o
<tomodachi69> bosoms?
<JebbaChan> thats what we're gonna have to do mysty
<Radamanthys> roku-juu kyuu
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
<Radamanthys> help! they are trying to exploit only weakness!
<Mystic_Serenade> kyaaah, take me jenna-sama
<Radamanthys> my only*
* tomodachi69 is now known as rokujuu_kyuu
* JebbaChan plays w/ mysty's hair
* JebbaChan giggles
* Radamanthys stares silently o.o
<Radamanthys> could this be...?!
* Mystic_Serenade blushes
* rokujuu_kyuu gropes 4cha- oh wait...
<JebbaChan> LOL
<Mystic_Serenade> XD
<Radamanthys> Yuri of this level won't work on me!
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
<rokujuu_kyuu> XD
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> we have to kick it up a notch?
<JebbaChan> looks like it
<Radamanthys> o-o
* rokujuu_kyuu summons pedobear
* rokujuu_kyuu is now known as pedobear
<Mystic_Serenade> o noes run dizzy
<JebbaChan> gei is a worthy opponent =O
<pedobear> hay gaiz, am i late?
<Dizee> :o
* JebbaChan protects diz
<Mystic_Serenade> run for your life diz!!!
* Dizee hides :<
<Radamanthys> this is my chance!
* Radamanthys flees
<JebbaChan> into mysty & my bosoms diz=O
* pedobear is now known as Guest15447
<Mystic_Serenade> gei is fleeing =o
<JebbaChan> LOL
<Mystic_Serenade> we have to turn him back
<Guest15447> o__o
<JebbaChan> we need yuri stat!
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
* Guest15447 is now known as rokujuu_kyuu
<JebbaChan> mysty & I http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/ChaosSaberShina/normal_yuri.jpg
<JebbaChan> im taking care of a sick mysty =O
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
<rokujuu_kyuu> is dat sum....?
<Mystic_Serenade> after my morning sickness =<
<JebbaChan> yes =O
<Radamanthys> :O
<rokujuu_kyuu> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> she doesnt check my temperature through conventional means ;o
<rokujuu_kyuu> pics or it didn't happen
<JebbaChan> nurse Jenna & patient Michelle
<JebbaChan> LOL mysty!
<Radamanthys> if only big sis was here
<Radamanthys> you guys could have a chance
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
<Radamanthys> at catching me that is
<JebbaChan> http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w91/Ehryn_Seta/yuri34bw9.jpg
<JebbaChan> =O
<Radamanthys> :O~
<mischaway> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
<JebbaChan> grab him now mysty!
* Mystic_Serenade takes hold of gei, pushing her bosoms against his back
<JebbaChan> good job mysty
* Radamanthys bites the left one, trying to escape >:3
<JebbaChan> =O
<Mystic_Serenade> ouch ;_;
* JebbaChan runs over to help
* Mystic_Serenade keeps hold for the sake of the mission
<Radamanthys> +bite bite+
* JebbaChan & mysty bosom powah
<Radamanthys> !
<Mystic_Serenade> quick, get him into the closet
* JebbaChan hurries & opens the shota closet
* Mystic_Serenade pushes gei in
* JebbaChan locks the closet
<Radamanthys> !!
<Radamanthys> nO!!
<JebbaChan> ;)
<mischaway> o.o
* Radamanthys lets out a cry of ultimate suffering
<Mystic_Serenade> success ;o
<mischaway> what is going on here
<Radamanthys> WUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<JebbaChan> say hello to diz geikun
<Dizee> can i come out of my cage yet? :o
<mischaway> dizeechan :>
<Dizee> diceychan <3
<Mystic_Serenade> no you have to help educate gei =o
<JebbaChan> not yet diz, you havent read youre 5 yaoi mangas for today =O
<Radamanthys> Save me Mischahime, you're my only hope ;-;
<Mystic_Serenade> show him your yaoi dj =o
* mischaway cannot interfere o-o
* Dizee rawr gin x kira
<Mystic_Serenade> :occa
* mischaway supports michelle x dizeechan
* JebbaChan fangasms over gin X kira
* mischaway is now known as mischa`
<JebbaChan> diz's present =O :wtf
<Mystic_Serenade> XD
<Radamanthys> :cry :cry :cry
<JebbaChan> there there geikun
<JebbaChan> its not so bad
<JebbaChan> mysty was once in there
<Mystic_Serenade> it was a good place =o
* JebbaChan nods
* mischa` breaks out dizeechan
* mischa` tosses dizee
<Dizee> :o
<Mystic_Serenade> =o
* Dizee flies away
<JebbaChan> =O
<JebbaChan> :cry
* mischa` walks away as well o-o
* Dizee comes back for michelle and leaves again :yell
* mischa` is now known as mischaway
<JebbaChan> he'll come back, he always does :pek
<Dizee> too late ;o
<JebbaChan> =O
<JebbaChan> :cry
<Tyki> mischaway went again?
<Dizee> k this is going in the thread XD
<JebbaChan> LOL!!!
[18:40] <Radamanthys> mischa saves dizee
[18:40] <Radamanthys> but not me...
[18:40] <Radamanthys> I am truly alone now ;-;
A pretty epic filler IRC arc if you ask me :>