The punniest jokes...you have ever heard

[IvoryOrchid]

Know a terribly corny joke? Post it here for everyone's reading displeasure! :p

I'll begin (ahem): Why did the banana win the beauty contest?
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Because she was a-peeling!!

AHhahahhahohohohoho... I wonder if I'll get banned for this...

[ezxx]

what time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty! gET it!? TWO...Thirty!

[twsl]

once upon a time, there were two chickens

"tock!" -said the chicken..

which the other chicken replied with: "are you tocking to me!?"

aaahahahahaha oh my god it's cracking me up ^___________^;;;;