Dear Avi

[ezxx]

How was work? Did you get the trivia question right? How is that ice cream!?

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[Avi]

The ice cream is REALLY good, thanks for asking mate ;) Also, I don't know yet.. it needs to be confirmed by a certain SOMEBODY. Also, I was laughing at Who :D:D:D

[Velius]

Er um, any point to this? XD There is a chat thread ya know.

[Avi]

I had no part take in this Velius. It's ALL ezxx's fault :p

Btw, wouldn't the chat thread considered to be.. "spam" ? Just out of curiosity.

[ezxx]

point? since when is there a point to spamming!? :p

[Avi]

Yeah, *high fives ezxx*

Velius, I think I'm going to have to open a can of whoop-*censored for the little youngins in the forum* on you. Better yet, how about a can of:
http://www.forward-moving.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/38197-spam.jpg

[ezxx]

that spam looks good :wtf

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

plz stop telling me to edit my threads because you do weird things cough *does stuff to pics of David Beckham*

[Axie]

Dear Avi, please return my spongebob slippers >.<!

~<3

[Velius]

Dear Avi, wth have you started? LOL. Yea, the chat thread is nothing but spam. Wait. That's the whole forums. XD

[Avi]

Dear Avi,

plz stop telling me to edit my threads because you do weird things cough *does stuff to pics of David Beckham*


I would've banned you for the previous post :p Just because I love you. We have kids on the forum now Griffi -_-;;


Axie - For........? ;)


Velius - I didn't do anything XDDD. True true.. shouldn't the spam section have post count then? xP

[spacecat]

Argh darn Vel when are you gonna realise spam makes the world go round :rotflmao

[speedphantom]

Dear Avi

For my birthday I'd like a new guitar, amp, and lots and lots of anime merchandise:D. I promise I'll be a good boy ^^

P.S. I left a glass of milk and a banana (in-joke XD) on the drawers by the front door.

[Shinrin]

Dear Avi

Thanks for inventing the Avi file, i have no clue to how many of em i've opend.

Oh and if you can make your next file system have higher quallity and taking up less space that would be good ^^

[So-Dee-Lish-Us]

Dear Avi,
What kinda thread is this? o:

[Who]

Dear Avi,
... I just wanted to jump on the bandwagon.

Your pal,
Who

[ezxx]

Avi didn't know I was going to make this thread :wtf

[Avi]

Dear fellow posters,

Ezxx is up to no good :eek: jk, I guess he wanted to send me a love letter, but couldn't think of a way to express his feelings. I understand, I love you too ezxx ;)
Speed- Are you serious?! :eek: I had my breakfast and then I saw the banana and milk and >.> You know I like ovaltine <333 I'll get you something Speedy. Probably a Nuku man HAHAHAHA
Shinrin - -____- I'll try too. I think .avi is the best because I've got unlimited upgrades, if you get my drift ;)
So-Dee-Lish-Us : c: <--- that smiley of yours is always soo adorable XD Sorry, had to let that out, and.. I don't know. I didn't know this thread was going to be made o_o;
Who - That'll be 5 dollars :|
Spacecat- You're about to get a hurtin, you're bending the rules. You didn't start it with a "Dear Avi, " =| </3

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear Avi,come to IRC xD
Now!
Emi and her Genjutsu Onigiri are calling You!!

[Who]

Dear Avi,
I just noticed your what are you wearing thread. You pervert.

Sincerely,
Who

[negativzero]

Dear Avi,
Why aren't you sliding down my chimminey?

Yours sincerely,
neze

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear Avi,keep Your hands away from my Surry.
Thank You.
Love,Emi-chan.

[Avi]

Dear everyone,

Emi - you wanted me to come and now you tell me to keep my hands off Surreal?! :eek: Stop getting jealous -_- :p
Who- I know XDD
Nezzie - When are you coming over suga daddy? ;) XD

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear Avi-kun.
Uh huh.
So You are going to IRC only to "have fun" with Surry?
</3
Love,Emi-chan.

[emoloz]

Dear Avi,

I am sorry for not thinking of a nice way to say hi to you on MSN i just forgot like everyone does.

molzy.

[Avi]

Dear Emi and Emo, XD,

Emi- I'll have fun with you later ;D

Emo- You're still my sweetheart :3

[negativzero]

Dear Avi,
When you start wearing your sexy underwear :D

Sincerely,
suga daddy neze.. ^__^

[Avi]

Dear Nez,

I already do ;)
Now I just got out of the shower.. and I'll probably have to run =O <33333333

[So-Dee-Lish-Us]

Dear Avi,
Are you a girl or a dude? o:

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

do you love me?

love Griff

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear Avi-kun!
Lets make a Gandalf X His walking stick livejournal community. xD
He holded it so tight...wohoo.
Fun.
Love,Emi-chan.

[Avi]

Dear posters,

SDL- Secret ;P

Griffith - Course Griffi <3

Emi, LOL. Maybe one day XD When you get me to make an LJ >.>


Love, Avi.

[avidlinuxuser]

Dear Avi, have you ever been e-married? If so, do you have any e-marriage advice?

Love,
avid

[Griffith]

dear avi,

whats your advice if you have been e-cheated on lol?

love Griff

[JebbaChan]

Dear Avi,
Are we still going to Disney World and staying in that hotel ;)?

Love ya,
JebbaChan

[Avi]

Dear lovers,

Avid: Maybe, and yes. Don't cheat, you can't pull it off. :p
Griffith: Take it like a man and don't cry ;)
JebbaChan: :eek: You bet! XD


Luvs,
Avina.

[Axie]

Dear Avi,

No more whoring yourself. <3 XD

[Avi]

Dear Axie,


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. :(
I'll see you laaater <3 ;) Time to sleep and wake up at 6 for work >.<;

Loves,
Avi

[JebbaChan]

Dear avi,
Will you take me for a drive in your nice ride? ;)

Love,
Jeb

[Lilium]

omg looool....

Dear Avi,

What do you do when your e-hubby accuses you of something you didn't do? Thanks.

<333
Lilium

[Avi]

Dear Jebbsie & Lili,

Jebba, If you promise to clean my baby 100% then the answer is yes XD

Lilium, *smacks my lips and starts talking in a lisp* You've got to take the bat and whack him across the head, I'm serious giiirl. Take the initiative and be AGRESSIVE with him! Bend him over on a table and start whiplashing him! Then, but Lax in his milk so he goes to the bathroom and comes back hungry for your cooking <3 Tie him to a chair and make him watch yaoi for 24 hours in a dark room with scary figurines standing next to him! Then, last but not least, enter the back door ;)
Does that work for you sweety? :3


Loves,
Avi

[negativzero]

Dear avi,

Do I hear wedding bells in the air???

sincerely
neze

[Kibou_chin]

Dear Avi,
Have you ever thought of having e-children?xD

Sincerily,
Kibou

[ezxx]

This thread is going outta control :yell

[negativzero]

@ezxx: i'm guessing you never saw the original 'fave couple' thread before have you?

its ok as long as avi doesn't get any moon babies lol...

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

why does your advice towards E-marital affairs suck so bad?

Love,
Griff

[krompt]

Dear Avi,
How long until i am as cool as you?

<3, Krompt

[So-Dee-Lish-Us]

Dear Avi,
Have you ever had e-sex?
Or ever been e-raped? o:

Love,
SDLU ♥

[Byakuya]

Dear Avi,
Hello.

[Avi]

Dear fellow posters,

Nezzie: No, you do not XD. I remember the fave couple thread on BF.. My god was it spamalicious :eek: XD (Yes, a new word ;3 )

Kibou_chin: I had too many back in BF :p I was one of the heads of the BFF, along with nez. Why do you ask? Want to make some? ;) hahaha

Ezxx: I blame you bro :| but, I still have love for you .. .. . .. so make a good question in the trivia thread because I'm running out of gas XD

Griffith: It's simply because you know not how to heed that advice, unlike the beautiful maiden, Lilium =)

Krompt: Right now, you are in my book <3

So-Dee-Lish-US: Wow :eek: quite a frank question eh? Haha, no to the e-sex and I've been e-raped once too many times T_____T

Byakuya: Hello young lad, how I missed you today (:


Love,
Avi (:

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

I need $500 to spend...can you give me some money? :]

Love,
Banana

[JebbaChan]

Dear Avi love,
Do you love me as much as I do you?

Love,
Jebbs

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear Avi...na...-chan xD
How about a lil' Doctor X Nurse game today ;3?
Haha.How are You?
Love,Emi-chan.

[Unicorn]

Dear Avi,

Like Flying Banana, I need some spending money to. Could I have some please? :D

Sincerely,
Unicorn

[Avi]

Dear posters,

Flying Banana & Uni: When are you two starting to work as my secretaries? :p

Jebba: Even more <33 haha

Emi: XDDDD Maaybe. I'm at the office making some calls right now, but waiting to get a data list >_< How about yourself?

Uni: See above :p


Love,
Avi ^_^

[negativzero]

Dear avi,

when are you going to get your webcam set up?

neze

[Avi]

Dear Nez...


What webcam? >_>;;;

Creeped out,
Avi

:p

[negativzero]

Dear avi,

the webcam, you know...;)

neze

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear Avina-chan.
I'm bored to death,drinking some green tea,waiting for my hon to come back.
I even wanted to watch LotR again O.O...thanks god my brother stopped me.
Hope You'll appear on IRC today xD
Love,Emi-chan.

[Avi]

Dear Emi & Nezzie,

Nezzie: 1 week XD

Emi: Mwah :3 I'm on right now dear <33 DON'T WATCH LOTR. Expand the variety love, stop watching it XD

Loves,
Avi

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear Avina-chan.
Yes,i think i'll listen to Your advice.
All parts of Star Wars are enough.It was like...brainwashing...O_O
Tho i survived it,since the force is strong within me.
Love,Emi-chan.

[emoloz]

Dear Avi,
Why have i gone crazy at 11pm seriously O_O this is completely crazy. I think i have just lost my head completely today. Seriously. I am totally bonkers. I hink i need carting of. Gah wth is the matter with me O_O. I don't even know why i am so happy and bouncing of the walls. So strange.

molz.

[Axie]

Dear Avi,

Thank you for repping me. ~<3

-Axie

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

why is that when I rep people they don't rep me back?

love,
Griff

[Avi]

Dear peons (haha JK <3) ,

Emi: Don't get brain-washed now, that'll make me go :( <3 Start watching what I said (Even though I forgot what it was) XD

Emoloz: Dani California sweety? :p

Axie: I repped you because you deserved it <3~

Griffith: One reps another because of a good deed, creating a good atomsphere, or just doing something good. Not because they want someone to get the highest rep rank in the forum -_-

Loves,
The King. ;)

[lainchan]

Dear Avi,
Its not weird that I'm gay for Rukia is it?
I mean its just one character so its not like I'm gonna start being attracted to real life ladies right???

Also....I think I may be gay for Haruhi from Ouran but I figure thats OK because shes like a reverse trap. Plus I think it may have something to do with me enjoying the idea of HaruhiXTamaki in a yaoi sense. o__0

Oh wise one, please reassure me at this confusing time in my life

Love
~Lain

[Avi]

Dear Lainchan,

In all akward-ness, I've seen similar symptoms like this before. There is a 50/50 chance that you'll start to be attracted to the same sex in real life as well. Do know this though, it will be to girls who look similar to Rukia, and/or what attributes you like of Rukia, or any female anime character that you just wuv :p There is one cure though. Which I'll PM you back in a minute :p

Love,
OWO (Oh Wise One)

XD

[lainchan]

Dear Avi,
Thank you for your prompt response, though I don't feel all that reassured. Luckily I havn't met any real life girls like Rukia so I wont be having to face up to this issue soon.
As for your other piece of advice..
Find me a real life version of Kakashi (he must be like him in every way) and its totally on:yell
Love
~Lain

[Unicorn]

Flying Banana & Uni: When are you two starting to work as my secretaries? :p

Dear Avi,

I regret to advise that I was not applying for a job with you.

I would again like to request for a no-strings-or-conditions-attached monetary donation out of the kindness and generosity that I know exists in your heart.

Sincerely,
Unicorn

[ezxx]

how do i figure out everyone pretending to be everyone else in irc without having to whois? :cry

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear OWO,The King or Avina-chan.
Have i gone completely nuts,or have You really joined the ShunNao FC O_O...
Oh well...You're welcome but...
You gotta post there a lot :yell
Ps.Btw,thank You for the rep.
Love,the expert of the bribage-Emi-chan.

[JebbaChan]

Dear Avi <3,
Did you enjoy using my body last night?

Love,
Jebbs

[emoloz]

Emoloz: Dani California sweety? :p



Dear Avi,
Gah i love that song.

molz

[Avi]

Dear my loves,

Lainchan: Hahaha, good to know :p Also, I do believe I've found one already!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S7eF_gvhHY That means we get to do it sooner than I thought :D:D:D

Unicorn: Awww, do you know how much I would love to hear from your voice "Aviiii~ You have a call! ~_^ " ?! I really do Uni, pleace accept my offer <3~

Ezxx: Who were you addressing in this thread? I can't tell ^_^ Otherwise I'd love to advise you do a /j instead of a /whois haha.. or use Chatzilla and it gives you the information automatically in a PM XD

Emi: Do you not know Shunsui is one of my favorite bleach characters?! :eek: He and I are very similar XD Plus, I'm in search of my Nanao ~ <3

JebbaChan: You know it ;) Enjoy using mine and harrassing Griffith's imposter? :p

Emoloz: I wonder how I knew :rolleyes: <3


Loves,
Avi

[Axie]

Dear Avi,

I have a pounding headache, what should I do?

-Axie
<3

[Wolfii]

Dear Avi,

Will Flying Banana accept my love for her or no? And if not, what should I do? Should I stalk her afterwards to make her see my great personality? Hint me, Avi, I am desperate! *shivers*

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

Please make sure Wolfii doesn't stalk me..i accept anyone's love =DD
:hug

love,
Banana

[krompt]

Dear Avi,
I am running an Air Gear RPG on another forum that i just got up yesterday. There is one charcter application that...well you should see it for yourself, here (http://www.sorascans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6907#post6907). Do you think it is serious or not?
<3 Krompt

[Wolfii]

Dear Avi,

Do you see just how great she is? ;+)
:hug

With best regards,
Wolfii-san!

[Avi]

Dear fellow posters,

Axie: Aww you do? You either need some rest, or need to eat something. Have you eaten? Also, you need an Avi-massage. I could make you light-headed with just a few pressings applied to the head :3


Wolfii: :eek: Don't stalk her! Just use methods that would make her trip and fall ;3 Then again, what are your ages? :p


Flying Banana: I have a hunch he got the message XD


Krompty: Aside from the picture, yes LOL. It's good =)


Loves, Avi.

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

i'm 12 and Wolfii's probably waay older...pedophile... o.o

Love,
Banana

[krompt]

Dear Avi,

i'm 12 and Wolfii's probably waay older...pedophile... o.o

Love,
Banana

He's 20 >.>

[Avi]

Dear Flying Banana,

I rest my case.

Love,
Avi.
^_^

[negativzero]

Dear avi,

the letters are becoming more ridiculous by the day @___@

neze

[Avi]

Dear Nez,

You're telling me this? lol. I have to answer these things XD


Love,
Avi

[Axie]

Dear Avi,

You're good at massages? That's good~ <3
I would definitely love one sometime.

-Axie <3

[Avi]

Dear Axie,


Yeah XD "Gentle Giant" anyone? :p I can get rough too, ask krompt ;) haha

Loves,
Avi

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

What was wrong with your pic on msn, skinny Russell Peters eh?

love,
Griff

[Wolfii]

Dear Avi,

i'm 12 and Wolfii's probably waay older...pedophile... o.o

Love,
Banana

Just few more years and it will be totally right to marry you "smiling widely* ;+)

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

Would you care to explain this? http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9193/avi2nq9.png

Love,
Vin and Jenna

[Lilium]

Dear Avi,

How does it feel to be sexier than Russell Peters?

<333
Lilium

[Wolfii]

Dear Avi,

I´ve been wondering for some time...
Am I a lolicon? ^^;;;

Thnx for asking, yours
Wolfii-san

[krompt]

Dear Avi,
Twsl has declared me their slavebitch for the day, what do i do O.o
<3 Krompt

[Axie]

Dear Avi,

Krompty is my doggie, and I have him on a leash, what should I do?

-Axie <3

[Unicorn]

Dear Avi,

Unicorn: Awww, do you know how much I would love to hear from your voice "Aviiii~ You have a call! ~_^ " ?! I really do Uni, pleace accept my offer <3~

I reject.

Have a nice day.

Regards,
Unicorn

[Avi]

Dear fellow posters,


Griffith: O_O; LOL. . . . . .. . . I'm a vaizard, Russell Peters and Al Pacino don't have **** on me XD


Lilium: Mwahs :3 I'd kill his stand up comedy ~_^


Wolfii: I'm shaking a magical 8-ball and asking it "Is Wolfii-chan a loli-con?" and it says "Apparently so. "


Krompt: Nothing surprising coming from you LOL.


Axie: Well, if you're into that kinky stuff (I mean you have a leash) you might as well get a whip XD


Unicorn: Awwwww :(:(:( Come on Uniiiii <3333333333333 (I'll DOUBLE your pay!)


Love,
Avi
^^

[Wolfii]

Dear Avi,

I am bored and going to sleep. Should I subscribe some more threads to prevent me from boredom? Will I have time for it after? It is so hard to decide!
Decide for me ;+)

Ja, nee! ;+)

[Avi]

Dear Wolfii,

Be creative and make a new FC in the Fanclubs of Bleach section. Do something really creative that doesn't have to do with pairings but a common thing in Bleach. :3

love,
Avi

[Axie]

Dear Avi,

How do I let down a guy easy?

<3 Axie

[Avi]

Dear Axie,


Just to let you know, I haven't done that before.. wait.. nvm... anyways, the best way to do it is to confront them and say "I'm not interested atm" or say "I'm with someone else atm.. ^^; " it depends on the situation, I could give you 1,000+ answers. What IS it? PM la guru <3

Loves,
Avi

[krompt]

Dear Avi,

When are you gonna teach me those dance moves you used last night at that gay club?
<3 Krompt

[Avi]

Dear Krompt,


GTFO.


Love, Avi



P.S. It's not my fault you were busy on the pole that you couldn't see ALL my dance tutorial ;)

[Emi-Shimizu]

Dear Avina-chan:
Dance for me in Your Santa costume ;3
Love,Emi-chan.

[Axie]

Dear Avi,

Want to help me paint my finger nails? I'm having trouble painting my right hand~

-Axie <3

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

What are you doing with Axie? Do I have to call Chris Hansen?

Love,
Griff

[Mikan]

Dear Avi,

Next time you're bored out of your mind, videotape your best rendition of Gackt's "Vanilla." And put it on Youtube. I'll put it in my favorites and rate it 5 stars.

XOXO,
Mikan

[Avi]

Dear posters,

Emi: We'll see, you owe me a bunny dance =X

Axie: No, both of my hands are hurting but do you see me complaining? :p Well, that's also because Griffith is willing to help me in every way possible ^_____^

Griffith: GTFO.

Mikan: Depends how much you're going to pay me ;)


Love
~Avi

[Mikan]

Dear Avi,

If you're a guy, then maybe I would consider payment.


Lolz,
Mikan

[Avi]

Dear Mikan,


Maybe I am, maybe I'm not :p

but I'm going to bed :3


Sweet dreams,
Avi

[Mikan]

Dear Avi,

Male or female, that post was adorable. (aww)

Good night,
Mikan

[reichiru]

dear avi,
you is dah best daddy evar nd i wnt u 2 knw tht. bt u 4got 2 sent m3 2 skool so i cant n0t reed or rite gewd. :eek:

ur dawter,
r31ch1rü

[Avi]

Dear Rei,

LOL! I will do my best my lovely daughter <3 To try and get you Edjewkaytid. <3333

~ Avi


P.S. Mikan, I do that :p

[reichiru]

i wull twi me besth dddy. ♥

[Sidonzo]

Dear Avi,

How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootie pop?

Love,
~Sid

[Sidonzo]

I never got my question answered. I demand a refund! X)

[Miharu-san]

LOL.

Dear Avi,
Please bear my children?

:-*

[Avi]

Dear viewers,

Sidonzo: LOL. It flew over my head and let's see.. *lick* Uh-one, *lick* Uh-two, *lick* Uh-three [color=red]*pop*[/size] It takes 3 licks my dear :3 I don't do refunds, but I can do exchanges x]

Miharu-san:I think I ran out of my instant baby mix :p

Loves,
Avi

[Rain]

Dear Avi,

What will ever happen with the adult thread?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how awesome am I?

Rain:cool:

[Avi]

Dear Rain,

11.5 ;) , and we'll see, so far majority says it's coming.


Avi

[Mikan]

Dear Avi,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And how much wood can you chuck, Avi?

Cheers,
Mikan

[Avi]

Dear Mikan,

I think you're the woodchucker, so how much wood can you woodchuck? Can you handle all this wood to woodchuck? O_O


Love,
Avi
XD

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

why didn't i notice you were Aezirka??? @__@

love,
Banana-chan =D

[Avi]

Dear Flying Banana,

That's because I'm not, lol. Aezirka (Krizia) is one of my wives. I was Avi on BF =O


Love,
Avi

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

omg!!!! i'm confused! @__@ but now i understand :) has she joined BA?

love,
Banana ♥

[Rain]

Dear Avi,

how come yoruichi-sama isn't winning in the bleach elim game

Love Rain.


Wait love:eek: sure love:D

[Ileenka]

Dear Avi,

I'm going to kill Yoruichi in the elimination game.


Yours Truly,
Ileenka

[Avi]

Dear my good people,


FB- Nope -_- She's being a pain in the butt about it :p but I still wubs her xD

Rain- lol don't underestimate the power of the Flash Goddess XD

Ileenka- I love you :3 but she's not your real enemy sweetheart =O You should really look at someone else which I can not name atm XD I'm not declaring war.... but are you???


LOVES,
Avi.

[Llama]

Dear Avi,

What gender am I?

Love,
Llama

[Avi]

Dear Llama,

Check your pants, or I'll come over and do it later ;)


Love,
Avi

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

wow...everything's so clear now 0.0 yayy! thankyou daddy :]]]

Love,
Banana ♥

[ezxx]

I just thought i'd vent here -_-

Damn windows XP to hell for giving me boot up problems all of a sudden and won't even let me create boot disks at other people's houses >_> Curse it all. I don't wanna lose everything because it decided to stop working all of a sudden...pos.

[Avi]

Hmmm what exactly is the problem? When did it start occuring? Does it turn off or restart once you boot it up?

[Llama]

ezxx, maybe you need a woman's touch. ;)

[Sexta Espada]

Dear Avi,

How would you like to have a pink boxer as a gift?

http://unfed-nyc.com/images/media/boxer/deer2_pink_browse.jpg

Yours truly,

Mr. Sexta a.k.a "Sextasy"

[Avi]

Mr. Sexta, I would LOVE it. =D Are you giving it to me? ^_________^


Llama, I think so as well ;) *touches Llama*

[Llama]

*Slaps Avi's hand*

You're such a perv Avi.

[Avi]

Whoops, I meant to touch ezxx. Who'd touch YOU Llama? Bleeeh

[Llama]

*Takes out a metal bat and starts beating Avi over the head*

Take that back! I'm a cute girl. :)

[Sexta Espada]

lmao! sure lemme get it on ebay and then give it to you. what size are you? small, medium, large or x-large, xx-large, or xxx...

[Avi]

You're an adorable girl, and that makes me a sexy woman :o





Mr. Sexta- I'd like an X-L , for you know... ;)

[Llama]

I didn't know you were so large Avi.

[Avi]

I can't help it if I have junk in my trunk Llama ;)

[Wolfii]

Oh my goooood... where did I get to? :eek:

[Flying Banana]

Dear daddy,

you're not cheating on mommy are you??? ):0

love,
Banana <3

[Llama]

Dear FB,

Will you marry me?

love,
Llama

[Flying Banana]

Dear Llama,

i'm sorry, i'm taken...by Wolfii =D my beloved husband :love
sorry Llama :[

Love,
Banana <3

[Llama]

Dear FB,

I understand! I'll find me a real man!

love,
Llama

[Flying Banana]

Dear Llama,

how bout another place to eat so you can find a man for you! xD there could be a lot =/ well there was this one day but i forgot where i was...there were so many goooood looking guys @__@
i pay this time xD

Love,
Banana <3

[Llama]

Dear FB,

Sounds like plan! Thx!

love,
Llama

[Avi]

Dear daddy,

you're not cheating on mommy are you??? ):0

love,
Banana <3


Yes.

:) Your mommy and I have an "Open" relationship. XD I have 3 wives >.>; and like 20 husbands.

Llama- I'll kick your ass if you cheat on my daughter ^________________^

Mucho Love,
Avi
^_______________________________^

[Llama]

My brother Llama would never cheat on her.

[Flying Banana]

Yes.

:) Your mommy and I have an "Open" relationship. XD I have 3 wives >.>; and like 20 husbands.

Llama- I'll kick your ass if you cheat on my daughter ^________________^

Mucho Love,
Avi
^_______________________________^
Dear Avi,

0.0 sooo....how many mommies do i have? o__o

love,
Banana <3

[Wolfii]

Dear Avi, dear Llama, dear Flying Banana,

I luffs you all. What should I do? :+)

Wolfii-nya!

(of course, I like Flying Banana the most, sry Avi and Llama :hug)

[Avi]

Dear loves,

Llama- Screw off :p

FB- One, Aezirka XD Nobody else.. xP

Wofli- :( Screw off xD


Love,
Avi

[Byakuya]

Dear Avi,

What pokemans do you have? :nuts

[Flying Banana]

Dear loves,

Llama- Screw off :p

FB- One, Aezirka XD Nobody else.. xP

Wofli- :( Screw off xD


Love,
Avi
Dear Avi, Wolfii,

that's true...i couldn't have been born from 30 mommies xD

i love you too Wolfii =D :hug

Love,
Banana <33

[Avi]

Dear loves,

Bya- Lain-chan is my Pokemon :3 <3333


FB - Unless... LOL


Love,
Avi

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

o.o oh god daddy, dont talk like that xD

Love,
Banana <3

[twsl]

Dear avi,

who's my daddy and what does he do?

[Flying Banana]

Dear twsl,

aren't i your mommy or was it someone else...lol so rude of me to forget >.< but if i were your daddy would be Wolfii :]

Love,
Banana <3

[Llama]

Dear FB,

How am I supposed to deal with all these men hitting on me at BA?

Love,
Llama

[Flying Banana]

Dear Llama,

slap them on the face >=D

Love,
Banana <3

[Wolfii]

Dear FB,

Has this thread change into "Ask my darling Flying Banana"?

Kisses,
Wolfii-nya

[Rain]

dear Avi-
do you want FB to start her own "dear FB" thread


dear Flying banana-
why haven't you started your own "Dear FB" thread

:glomp, rain

[Flying Banana]

Dear Rain,

Because there's already a Dear Avi thread o.o
i wouldn't wanna start one anyways xD

Love,
Banana <3

[Avi]

LMAO I go away for a little bit and this is the trouble you all cause? XD

I didn't even make this thread! Ezxx did it since we were laughing our asses off on IRC xD

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

well look what you guys started xD

Love,
Banana <3

[Rain]

Dear Avi,

lots of people on here have nicknames (shortened versions of their screenames), but I don't what should mine be?

:love Rain

[Llama]

Dear FB,

When will we do our slumber party?

Love,
Llama

[Flying Banana]

Dear Llama,

very soon...maybe tomorrow because on wed. i have schoo, :[[ which means i cant see you guys that much anymore >__> so i can only go on the weekends... -__-'

Love,
Banana <3

[Tomodachi69]

Uh, dear FB,
has this become a dear whoever thread? XD

[twsl]

dear FB,

it's very true that you're my mum ^_^;;; (and very proud of it, i tell it to everyone, even people i dont know xDDD) butttt you've only answered one question T___T;;; you've said who my dad is, but you didn't tell me what he does for living o_O did you deliberately didn't say that? U_________U;;;;;;; is my.. dad.. a prostitute? :'((((((((((((((((((((

[Avi]

Dear Avi,

lots of people on here have nicknames (shortened versions of their screenames), but I don't what should mine be?

:love Rain

Dear loves,

Rain:
I've got a GREAT one:
Rain
XD, like Avi is a nickname of my real name. Rain is awesome, I won't call you Rai because what happens if a member joins under that name? Trouble! xD

Twsl:
I'm your grandfather but I'll take you into the closet :3 <3 XD

FB:
It was all ezxx XD!

Tomodachi69:
Sure, we never restricted it to Dear Avi :p

Llama:
Get away from my daughter -_-


Love,
Avi :3

[Rain]

Dear Avi,

Rain is perfect :hug

:love Rain

[Flying Banana]

Dear people,

Tomo - yes this has apperantly become some Dear random person thread xD but it's still Dear Avi :3

twsl - you're daddeh is not a prostitute...he never told what he was though o.o

Avi - maybe you're just blaming ezxx T__0

Love,
Banana <3

PS - Rain, you're names perfect the way it is n__n

[Orlando]

Dear Avi, what is this thread about. I presume you are pure smex. Is this correct?

[Avi]

Dear loves,

Rain is better, Rain. :P

FB- LOL so? XDDD It's true!

Orlando- I'm anything you want me to be ;) Pure Smex is the correct answer hahahah. This thread is a "Dear Avi" thread. Just write a letter and you'll get a response ;D I'm going to slip into the shower, toodles ~_^


~Avi

[Annie]

You forced me to write..>_>

Dear Avi

When will you come clean that you love guys?

Love

Annie

[Orlando]

Slip into the shower, oh my avi is not just the smex but a tease as well. :wtf

[Avi]

Dear Loves,

Annie: The day you come clean about the real way you want to harass me XD

Orlando: You have no idea ~_^ ;) :p


Mwahs,
Avi

[Geijutsu]

Dear Avi,

When will #BA get more Yuri?

-Gei

[Orlando]

Can you give me an idea ;) im going to infiltrate your perv fan club also where is it avi :love

[StrawberryLover]

Dear Avi,

Can I feed you strawberries with chocolate and cream?:wtf:wtf

LOL Just joking :love:love :rotflmao

My real question is why are you not talking on IRC? :confused:

Straw xDDDD

[Avi]

Dear loves,


Geijutsu: When Surreal gets off the munging

Orlando: Click the link ;)

Strawberry: You can feed me it Straw, I'd love that :D I'm posting is why!

[Orlando]

Dear Avi, sorry I can be quite daft sometimes. Clicking for perviness.

[Avi]

No problem Orlando ;) Do you have MSN?

[StrawberryLover]

Dear Avi,

You should be on Irc and remember only spaciel people get Strawberries xD.

Why do you deny being a perv?

Straw :3

[Orlando]

Dear Avi, its on my computer but im already late to leave for work which starts at midday. I will set it all up when i get home and we can chat ok ;)

[Avi]

Dear Loves,


Straw: I told you on IRC ;) :o

Orlando: That works :o that is... If I'm home :p

[StrawberryLover]

Dear Avi

How long will you cry when I beat you in every sport there is?

Straw

[Avi]

Dear Straw,

When you stop manhandling me in order to win

Avi :3

[StrawberryLover]

Dear Avi

You wish :3

Why hasn't Chris Hansen caught you yet?

Straw XDD

[Llama]

Llama:
Get away from my daughter -_-
Never! She's too cute.

[Avi]

Dear Loves,

Straw: Because he's busy chasing avidlinux LOL

Llama: I'm gonna murda you :3


Love,
Avi

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

tomorrow is school! i don't wanna go! please don't make me daddy ):0
either way you will >__> you're gonna say stuff like you need your education...fine then...but that means, farewell my loves~ i will see you all on the weekends...
Llama i'll see you tonight for our slumber party! xD sooo...have you invited anyone?

Love,
Banana <3

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

why don't you make a Dear Griffith thread?

Love Griffith

ps. according to basketball: "I guess you like being spanked.. must run in the family avi" =O

[Avi]

Dear loves,

FB - AWWwwwww :[ Well, I'm happy that you'll be expanding your knowledge at least, that is, if you don't slack off -_- Be a good girl, understand? :D

Griffith - I didn't ask for this man, Ezxx just made it. I'll make it when this hits 1,000 posts, otherwise both threads will get deleted lol.

LOL, Nice quote XD I want to see Mr. Woodcock baaad!

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

yes daddy, i'll try my best n.n i'm going to sleep now >.> goo'night peoples =D

Love,
Banana <3

[AnimeGirlPan]

Dear Avi,
do you like my bleach animated gifs?
~AGP

[Avi]

Dear loves,

FB- Sweet dreams little one :D Good luck on your first day of school! I know you'll do great ^_^

AGP- Of course! I love your gifs, they are made with lots of effort and I lovem :D

Love,
Avi

[Byakuya]

Dear Avi,

give me some love tonight will ya :love

[Lilium]

Dear Avi,

What makes you such a pimp?

<333
Lilium

[Avi]

Dear loves,

Bya: >_________________________________>; We will see xD

Lilium, you dear. You're lovely aura just oozes all over me, just like how Ichigo gave power to Orihime and Chad, you gave me the ability to looooove <3 xD

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

i'm tired O__O my hands hurt from writing with a regular pencil! >.< i usually right with a led-pencil! GOD i hate my health teacher!!!! >__<
i like the rest of my teachers though n.n and i still have the same 2 PE teachers >__> why'd i have to get the 2 worst PE teachers in the school???
but i saw my friends again =D well see ya! i g2g

Love,
Banana <3

[Orlando]

Dear avi i got myself an msn please join the fun!

[Avi]

Dear loves,

FB- Awww, you just have to make the best out of it :D As for your pencils.. get a squishy around it, so it won't hurt your fingers. I have super long fingers and it happens with me too. When writing long essays, doing equations constantly, and taking notes. I recommend a squishy around the pencil, they help ALOT.

Orlando- Hahah cool, I'm Air23V@hotmail.com , add me ;) I won't be on much because of school and so forth.

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

that's why i use led pencils xD but since i didnt know i can i use led pencils i pretty much used a regular pencil the whole time >__>;;
btw: there's this one guhe is shorter than me =/ or probablyy in some of my...i think he's cute xD although he is shorter than me =/ or probably the same size xD

Love,
Banana <3

[Llama]

Dear FB,

That slumber party was awesome! And playing spin the bottle was so much fun. Hope we can do it again sometime.

Love,
Llama

[Flying Banana]

Dear Llama,

lol it was awesome xD then we played pillow fight xDD we almost broek the lamp though o.o but i love the cake you made >w< the movie was awesome too =DDD glad you had fun <3

Love,
Banana <3

[Avi]

Dear loves,


FB: Yes yes I know lmao, but I look regular pencils over led =P
He's shorter than you? Wait for another couple of years dear ... :p

Llama: When are you going to stop posting in pink? -_-


~Avi

[AnimeGirlPan]

Dear Avi,
I got msn:
anime_fan_500@hotmail.com
you can message me anytime as a friend
~AGP

[Avi]

Dear AGP,

I've added you =) I'll go on sometime, just not anytime soon xD

[Rain]

Dear Avi,

you rock :glomp

Rain

[Ametatsu]

Dear Avi
Do you consider cornflakes suitable for eating at 2.30am?
Ametatsu

[Avi]

Dear loves,

Rain YOU Rock my socks ;)

Ametatsu- That is perfectly acceptable, I do it myself ^_______^

[Flying Banana]

Dear Daddy,

will you take me out for Ramen? i've been craving for some since 2 months ago *O* ...please? :]]

LOve,
Banana <3

[Avi]

Dear FB,

Of course my lovely little FB =3 Btw, your sig is adorable! HitsuHina!! XD


Love,
Avi

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

i'm gonna be having a lot of HitsuHina sigs xDD
whee! the Ramen was good! and very cheap priced xD thankyou for paying :p well...i dont have a job yet so it's your job to pay things for me until mommy comes..then she'll pay for everything else i need xP

Love,
Banana <3

[Orlando]

Dear Avi are you not coming on msn to avoid me? Come on I want to tap that @$$, get online.

[Shannon]

Dear Avi,
Since when has this become an advice-type column? :eek:
LOL. Never noticed.
~Shannon <333

[Avi]

Dear loves,

FB- No way, your mother is cheap XD She makes me pay ;_; Today is the start of your 2nd week, tell me how it is :D

Orlando- Noooo I'm not! I just wake up around 8am-11am my time, and I'm usually out in the morning/afternoon lol. >_>

Shannon- I have no idea LOL. It's all ezxx's fault. I'll say that again >.> (I'm blaming you ezxx) xD

Love,
Avi

[Sidonzo]

Dear Avi,

Why are you hotter than you appear online?

Love,
~Sid

[Avi]

Dear Sid,

Eeeeh? LOL I don't know what you are talking about >.> God made me in funny angles xD


Love,
Avi

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

Mommy's heeeerrrrreeee!!!! =D yayy! she took a long while to find this place :[ but now that she's here...both of you will have more money altogether to spend on me xDD
second week of school! whee!! i made 3 new friends =D

Love,
Banana <3

[aezirka]

Uh Banana... By mommy, you mean me? Or has Avi been fooling around while I was gone? o_o

Dear Vivichu,

Time to get the party started xp

-Aezowth

[Avi]

Dear Loves,

LOL Aez. No no Reichiru did it ! XD Remember that lost baby? It's FB! hahahah

Congrats FB <33333

Love, Avi

[aezirka]

Dear Avi,

What lost baby? FB is Roo's daughter? Huh...?

Enlighten me >.>

-Aezie

[Avi]

Nooo dear! Your lost baby o_o We lost her in BF and now she's here XD

Anywho, I'm off Aezy <3 Sweet dreams and don't let the bed bugs bite XD

Lalala lurve you <3

[aezirka]

Dear Avi,

Ugh please don't talk about any baby o.o It gives me the creeps now xD Though I lurve Banana of course n_n<3

-Aezie

[Avi]

Dear Aezy,

XD Oh my god we need a VC soon. Not this weekend, I'm in trouble >_< Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad this week with work xD

Love,
Avi

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

does mommy not remember her own daughter? ;__;
and i made 5 more friends today xDD

Aezie - Ruu isn't my mom o.o' who is ruu? xD are you saying Reichiru? @__@

Love,
Banana <33

[aezirka]

Meeps sorry dear <3

It's just that I haven't been around for so long x_x

Yeah Roo = Reichiru~

Uh...

Dear Avi,

-insert whatever-

Aezie

[Flying Banana]

Dear Aezie,

lol Reichi is my sister not my mom :p
:glomp

Love,
Banana <3

[Geijutsu]

Dear Avi-san,

Where have you been?

-Geijutsu

[Avi]

Dear Loves,

FB - Awesome! How about now? Are they pouring in on you? lol <3

Aezie - :3 <3

Gei - I'm here.. I just havn't had time to get on IRC >_< They blocked it on college campus and I don't use IRC on the store. . .

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

they blocked it? ):0
this week...apperantly so xD
grrrr...i forgot how to spell words >.<

love,
Banana <3

[Byakuya]

Dear Avi,

How come you don't talk to me on msn anymore? Do you want me to punish you?

Love,
Byabya

[Griffith]

Dear Avi,

Tell byakuya he should get to doing chibi shinji fanart which he promised to do 4 months ago.

sincerely,
Griff

[Avi]

Dear loves,

FB- :glomp blocked what? xD

Bya- Get to work on the chibi shinji fan art and maybe I'll go on MSN ;)

Griff- What are you talking about? I already did ;D

Love,
Avi

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

didn't you say they blocked the internet thingy in your college? =/
if not...awkward mistake :P

...do you know how to play the guitar? o.o

Love,
Banana
:hug

[Avi]

Dear FB,

They blocked my IRC :p So I couldn't get on that hehe.
No, I don't play the guitar >.>

Love,
Avi

[spacecat]

Avi...will ball jokes ever not be funny? Please say no xD

[Byakuya]

Dear Avi,

Did you finally catch up with Seirei no Moribito? Oh wait I know the answer because it's too obvious, you didn't. :hm

Sincerely yours,
Byakuya.

[negativzero]

Dear Avi,

why aren't you on the internets? <3

nez

[Flying Banana]

Dear Avi,

when is your birthday? =/

Love,
Banana <33

[Rain]

Dear Banana- check Avi's profile, he has it on there:D

Dear Avi- is that your real birthday

[Avi]

Dear loves,

Space- Well here's my answer, 1 ball for no and 2 balls for yes.. how many does the average male have? Hahahaha

Bya- LMAO I'm sorry. I've been caught up with HW >:[ I still have loads to do, just coming on for a second T_T Stop beating me!!!!

Nez- I'm just checking on right now.. I won't be on the rest of the day and maybe not Wednesday either. Thursday I will be though =p

FB & Rain- lol yes, it's May 17th, 1988 =p


Love,
Avi

[Babbo]

Dear Avi,

your balls have some kind of powdery white growth on them. Babbo suggests you go to the local clinic and get checked for STDs.

wishing you better health,

Babbo

[ezxx]

Avi where the hell have you been...come on irc sometime jerk

[Byakuya]

Dear Avi,

Screw homework, screw education, screw your ambitions. Watch anime instead, trust me you won't regret it..

Love,
Byakuya.